Nata dal mare (Born from the sea) ~ 1911 ~ Filippo Carcano (Italian painter, 1840-1914)
my girlfriend is extremely funny
Woe 100 boops be upon ye
Relationship goals 🖤
Mammia Mia, Jennifer's Body, and Venom are three movies made entirely for the girlies that straight men just didn't understand.
today i learned how they vaccinate sheep and OH MJY TGOD
gotta put the sheep in the sheep chute to shoot the sheep
never have I ever seen a creature so passively Not Having A Good Time before
Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023)
the way the top gif could be from a shrek movie and the bottom gifs a final fantasy cutscene
ugg
scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.
there still wasps in here but there's also fewer flaming i-beams falling from overhead so it's a good tradeoff.
Oh shit this blew up Um I wanna address that he has plenty of space other than this window
He has this entire one right next to it with a blankie and he uses it exclusively for people watching. He really only goes to the other window when he decides to be A Menace
Also his name is Banjo
My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English
It goes something like this
Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?
A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).
To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.
A lot of you in the notes seem to desire my dad carnally.
A lot of you in
the notes seem to desire
my dad carnally.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.