Crab tureen, 1736-95

Artists in Jingdezhen, China. Porcelain

Peabody Essex museum, Salem MA

I want a crab casserole 0_0

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Crusty Crabby Print // QuailteaGoods

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c1940 Large Green Crab Brooch

Staff: What does the userbase like??? Crabs???? An army of crabs????

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if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

yes.... thats the spirit..... keep it up

(vibrating with barely contained power) yes...... YES...........

Where is she going

Quincey Morris’ Proposal:

more than a crab

MANY CRAB

There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man.

They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished.

Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping them in their lane. Traffic would have to be blocked for the duration.

But now, they have a lovely bridge, and no one has to ask: Why did the Christmas Island Crab cross the road, if they’re just gonna get squished?

Answer: They want to hit the beach. Because that’s where they like to have sex. And because the mummy crabs like to throw their eggs into the ocean after they’ve spawned them in the burrows that the daddy crab so kindly digs on the beach.

Look at them scurrying over their bridge, the smell of the ocean in their noses, the thought of copulation driving them on…

Whew! Finally, made it to the beach…now The Sex can begin!

Mission accomplished… And a few weeks later after a float in the ocean…

Back come the ankle biters…to the rainforest where they live.

i don’t think i’ve ever heard “for sex” as the answer to any “why did it cross the road” joke

@academicgangster

Jacob Janerka,  Hello, this is crab…

now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab

april fools are actually the perfect encapsulation of why tumblr is the best social media site because they are almost without fail borderline site breaking in a way any other site would be scared to do for fear of hurting engagement. which tumblr doesn't need to worry about because they don't get any of that anyway. hence the current april fools joke

sorry can you say that again i can’t quite hear

Crab hell compilation for those of yall on mobile who cant see em <3