sneezed in glitter. directions unclear.

Shanghai Express, 1932. (Josef von Sternberg)

Wayne’s World (1992)

MACAULAY CULKIN AS KEVIN MCCALLISTER HOME ALONE (1990) Dir. Chris Columbus

Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) dir. Chris Columbus

Home Alone dir. Chris Columbus | 1990

Misha Collins in Stonehenge Apocalypse (2010)

The Lost World (1925)

A garden. I’ve stolen a garden. Maybe it’s dead anyhow, I don’t know.

The Secret Garden (1993), dir. Agnieszka Holland

HOME ALONE 1990, dir. Chris Columbus

Really wish we could go back to a time when movies were worth something as long as they were fun to watch

Like I mentioned the 2016 Ghostbusters reboot (the all-female one) to someone bc i had a lot of fun watching that movie!! And they were like “that movie wasn’t that good it was just a comedy… It didn’t win anything did it?” like bitch …. The first Ghostbusters movie wasn’t fucking good either but I’m still sitting here watching some dudes chase a ghost through a library to some weird synth music so maybe movies don’t have to win awards to be worth watching

Not done.

When I ask people about their fave movies I always ask for two:

1) Which movie do you just fuckin. Watch over and over again (mine is Groundhog Day)?

2) Which movie do you recommend to other people/to me specifically?

Like. These are two VERY different questions. I know my bff from high school is obsessed with the star wars prequels like SHE KNOWS THEY AINT GOOD. I asked my roommate the first question and they were like “fuck dude I just love Mrs doubtfire.” Like yeah you’re not gonna be telling every person you meet to watch Mrs doubtfire! But it’s okay if it’s a movie you like some movies are FUN

There’s an Ebert review, I believe, of the Brendan Frasier Mummy film.  It basically goes, “k, there’s only one nice thing I can say about this movie, and that’s … I enjoyed pretty much every minute of it.”

Like.  Was it a cinematic masterpiece?  No.  Do you want to pop some popcorn and put it on while you hang out with your D&D group or whatever?  Hell, yeah.  It’s fun.

“There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased.”

-Roger Ebert

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Hey. Don’t forget about us.

Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock in Speed(1994) dir. Jan de Bont

That Thing You Do! (1996) dir. by Tom Hanks

The Oh-Nee-ders!

wait what

I straight up shouted “Is that Paul Rudd???” Before getting anywhere near the bottom of the post.

“First, He Was Home Alone, Now, He’s Lost In New York.”

Oh god that turned out grim, thanks a lot Home Alone 2.

Warrior. Legend. King

Try to remain calm.

Oh fml.

“Return to a galaxy…far far away.”

Oh boy do I wish I could.

The CIA is trailing them.  The KGB is tracking them.  The phone company is tracing them.  The police are chasing them.  The cowboys are herding them.  And the Indians are hunting them.  Are they going to fall for all of that?

“We’ve always believed we weren’t alone. On July 4, we’ll wish we were"

Well that sounds awfully foreboding

“He’s the only kid ever to get into trouble before he was born.”

“He was never in time for his classes… He wasn’t in time for his dinner… Then one day… he wasn’t in his time at all.”

A fight for life

Says it all really.

“I’ll be back.” or “The thing that won’t die, in the nightmare that won’t end.” clearly i’m coming out of THIS alive.

While trying to find Chekov Bones stops to do some awesome doctoring