The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers 

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if there’s ever a day I don’t reblog the Mummy when it comes across my dash, someone check my pulse… 

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

Iconic Female Portrayals: Rachel Weisz as Evelyn Carnahan in The Mummy (1999)

Let’s just appreciate Rick O’Connell for a moment

A man that was actually loyal and was so in love with his wife

A man who was almost always done with everyone’s shit

Literally everyone

Truly a man after my heart

@winterbaby89 for reasons

bonus: Rick having to be physically restrained to stop him from going after Evy…

#2 things are excellent about this scene:  #1. Evie’s amazing long coat of light cotton in that coppery check (adventuress chic)  #and 2. the way rick is transparently and devotedly in love with his wife  #he’s trying to be chill about it to avoid agreeing to immediately going travelling again  #but he’s LOST  #FATHOMS DEEP  #that third gif when she comes back around and he’s just PINING for his OWN WIFE  #oh children

#3. The fact that despite being HOPELESSLY in love with his wife, immediately after this moment he demands to know what the catch is, because unlike so many other dads/husbands in humorous movies, he’s No Fool.

He knows he’ll be walking into crap, he just wants to know what kind Proper Preparation Prevents Poor Performance

4. The doomed attempt at a stern face in the third gif, when he turns to look at her and instantly loses it anyway 😂

This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you

this is still top tier comedy today

Why don’t you pick on somebody your own size? The Mummy Returns (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers

This is so funny because there’s a phrase in Middle Egyptian commonly translated as “forever and ever” or “forever and for all eternity”. The Mummy is the best thanks for your attention

Reblogging for that rare case of a female character “Well actually-ing” and being badass while doing so 

I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am. I… am a librarian!

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