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Chut. 26. FIN.
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Last Year's Echo - yes_2day - The Beatles (Band) [Archive of Our Own]
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Hi guys! I’ve just finished putting up the final part of Yes_2day’s epic McLennon saga, detailing an AU world where John never died and had a happy ending with Paul. Here is the final (unfinished) part of the series, imported from JHP to AO3 with the author’s permission. It’s 400k!!

As far as I’m aware, the author is not around anymore. I’m encouraging you to leave comments, just be aware that “update!!”-type of comments will do nothing but clog my email. Please don’t do that.

If you’ve read Yes_2day’s series and wondered what happened afterwards... or BEFORE... this is the fic for you. I’m very glad we now have the whole of the series in an easy-to-read format, safely archived for all future readers.

!! I haven’t had time to read the fic with care (it’s 400k after all) while putting it up on AO3. There might be tags missing. If you notice something that should be a tag, please let me know!! <3

> Last Year’s Echo by Yes_2day on AO3

#mclennon#mclennon fic#beatles fic#john lennon#paul mccartney#yes_2day
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5 Thomas Lane by ChutJeDors - The Beatles
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There is Dave with teenage angst; there’s Vera with her sense of justice; there’s Chuck with his love for all things Disney. Then there is Martha, a dog who is often mistaked for a rug; there are Pyramus and Thisbe, two fat, old cats, who resemble pillows more than actual, living beings.
And then there are John and Paul, who somehow manage to keep the chaos at bay.
Aka that modern au where Paul and John are an old married couple, have kids, and live chaotic, good life. No plot - just boring, perfect everyday life on Thomas Lane, Liverpool.

Chapter 19: Ugh, Jude

#mclennon#mclennon fic#beatles fic#john lennon#paul mccartney#my fic#god i just realised it's been a year#sorry!#anyway#here's the chapter... please tell me what you think!!#<333#i'm so anxious over this one... sigh#oh well#it's out now!!#maybe i'll even get the hot spot written at some point too
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FIC UPDATES

To anyone wondering whether my fic has been abandoned or not, THEY’RE NOT!!! I WILL finish all of them even if it took me 30 years. I’m currently VERY BUSY, and also RDR2 has swallowed me whole for the time being and I need to get a couple of Charthur fics out of my system before getting back to these... 😅🙈

WRITING ― Text is still missing

EDITING ― Body text is complete; rewriting, revising, adding to the text/deleting some, fixing grammar mistakes, etc.

WIP STATUS: (none abandoned, some on hiatus!!)

5 Thomas Lane ― chp. 20 (writing not started yet)
Ten Minutes (/ @imaginebeatles​) ― chp. 22 (writing - on hiatus)
The Hot Spot ― chp. 5 (writing)
Guidelines ― chp. 6 (writing/editing) (basically I have three different versions of the chapter and I’m probably going for a fourth ‘cos the other versions still don’t feel good)

POST UPDATED: 10. July. 2023

#mclennon fic#mclennon#beatles fic#john lennon#paul mccartney#my fic#fic update#i will be updating this everytime i post something!#unless i forget in which case#remind me! :')
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The Hot Spot - ChutJeDors - The Beatles
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Chapter 4: George Cannot Be Escaped, Especially At Nights

John and Paul have a lot of things: like plane tickets to Paris, Amazing Sex, and little secrets that definitely have nothing to do with a ring box burning in John’s pocket. Together they face down things like wall beds, the French language, a Dildo, and a proposal that honestly shouldn’t be this difficult to do. George and Ringo are finally forced to look in the mirror and ask themselves: “Is sex in a hospital bed really possible?”
Takes place in June 2015.

Part 8 of The Hot Series

#mclennon#mclennon fic#beatles fic#john lennon#paul mccartney#my fic#HIIII this chapter came out ridiculously fast#(don't get used to it)#but i thought i'd compensate for not having posted for a year like#:D anyway... tell me what you think!!!!#leave a comment!!!#hope you like it!!!
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The Hot Spot - ChutJeDors - The Beatles
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Chapter 3: George's Devious Henchman, Delivering

John and Paul have a lot of things: like plane tickets to Paris, Amazing Sex, and little secrets that definitely have nothing to do with a ring box burning in John’s pocket. Together they face down things like wall beds, the French language, a Dildo, and a proposal that honestly shouldn’t be this difficult to do. George and Ringo are finally forced to look in the mirror and ask themselves: “Is sex in a hospital bed really possible?”
Takes place in June 2015.

Part 8 of The Hot Series

#mclennon#mclennon fic#beatles fic#john lennon#paul mccartney#my fic#yes i forgot this chapter was done and ready to be posted#and i forgot that for about two months#WHAT ABOUT IT??#anyway here it is now... better late than never!#haha
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Heyyy!!! There will be a stream today (4th January 2022) starting around good old 7-8pm Helsinki time! (gmt+2)!

It'll last about two or three hours as usual. If you check our discord server for #chatchat, you'll see discussion about this mclennon fic I really want to start writing, and today's stream would be me researching the fic and also building a traditional finnish cottage on the sims 3, which I'll need for the fic. Join along, we can all brainstorm the fic together! Also you'll get to see how my process and research with fics starts, which might be helpful for some of you guys.

Puck might also be joining us! Also as a new year's bonus: will feature A Dog

See you there! xx

Chut

#discord stream#Chut & Puck's Tea Session#streaming#mclennon#the beatles#john lennon#paul mccartney#discord
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The Hot Spot - ChutJeDors - The Beatles
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Chapter 2: George WILL Fuck In A Hospital Bed

John and Paul have a lot of things: like plane tickets to Paris, Amazing Sex, and little secrets that definitely have nothing to do with a ring box burning in John’s pocket. Together they face down things like wall beds, the French language, a Dildo, and a proposal that honestly shouldn’t be this difficult to do. George and Ringo are finally forced to look in the mirror and ask themselves: “Is sex in a hospital bed really possible?”
Takes place in June 2015.
Part 8 of The Hot Series
#finally got around to posting this on tumblr#there was the earlier lazy reblog but#here u go#mclennon#mclennon fic#beatles fic#john lennon#paul mccartney#my fic
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 The Hot Spot by ChutJeDors

John and Paul have a lot of things: like plane tickets to Paris, Amazing Sex, and little secrets that definitely have nothing to do with a ring box burning in John’s pocket. Together they face down things like wall beds, the French language, a Dildo, and a proposal that honestly shouldn’t be this difficult to do. George and Ringo are finally forced to look in the mirror and ask themselves: “Is sex in a hospital bed really possible?”
Part 8 of the The Hot Series

Chapter 1: George Plants The Seeds Of Evil

Art by @aristrela​

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#mclennon#mclennon fic#beatles fic#john lennon#paul mccartney#my fic#yaass chapter two is out now!!!#slowly getting started on such unnecessary things as plot#im kidding theres no plot its just chaos#i will. sleep now. good night.#pleas tell me what u think!!
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 The Hot Spot by ChutJeDors

John and Paul have a lot of things: like plane tickets to Paris, Amazing Sex, and little secrets that definitely have nothing to do with a ring box burning in John's pocket. Together they face down things like wall beds, the French language, a Dildo, and a proposal that honestly shouldn't be this difficult to do. George and Ringo are finally forced to look in the mirror and ask themselves: “Is sex in a hospital bed really possible?”
Part 8 of the The Hot Series

Chapter 1: George Plants The Seeds Of Evil

Art by @aristrela​

#mclennon#mclennon fic#beatles fic#john lennon#paul mccartney#my fic#fanart:ths#the hot series#the hot spot#aristrela#mclennon art#uh#dildo#hgfhdkjgh of all the illustrations-#i promise i'm stopping promoting the chapter soon BUT also i've been working on this for four years so#i'm allowed a little excitement over finally getting this thing out#deal with it!#thank you arina for.............. the dildo#love ye <3#if you wanna make fanart that would illustrate the next chapter send me a message!!#would be lovely collaborating with artists on this
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THE HOT SPOT by @chut-je-dors​

George gave them a lopsided grin. “Wouldn’t wanna miss the prrroo—” “—fessional croissant bakers!!” John yelled over him, making Paul jump. “Wouldn’t wanna miss the croissants! And the chocolate! And the absence of your mouth,” he directed a freezing glare at George, whose whole face brightened up. “There ye are,” he said with a content voice, while Paul was staring blankly into space with a confused frown, repeating “professional croissant bakers” under his breath. “Ye’re all bein’ all weird, like.” “Maybe it’s got something to do with the fact that we’re living in an actual soap opera,” Ringo muttered.

out in 2019 | The Hot Series

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Chapter 1 is out!!

#please ignore the text that says 'out in 2019'#i had expectations ok#mclennon#mclennon fic#beatles fic#john lennon#paul mccartney#my fic#i aim to save 2021 with this
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The Hot Spot - ChutJeDors - The Beatles
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Chapter 1: George Plants The Seeds Of Evil

John and Paul have a lot of things: like plane tickets to Paris, Amazing Sex, and little secrets that definitely have nothing to do with a ring box burning in John's pocket. Together they face down things like wall beds, the French language, a Dildo, and a proposal that honestly shouldn't be this difficult to do. George and Ringo are finally forced to look in the mirror and ask themselves: “Is sex in a hospital bed really possible?”
Takes place in June 2015.
Part 8 of The Hot Series

hi,,, hi this is happening

#mclennon#mclennon fic#beatles fic#john lennon#paul mccartney#my fic#this indeed is happening now#the hot series#the hot spot#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#johnxpaul
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Sending good vibes your way! 💕✌️🕊☮️🪲 you're my favourite fic writer, your stuff is fab 💖 I got hooked on Beatles fics after reading the hot mechanic series and I haven't been able to kick the bug habit since 😜

🥺🥺🥺🥺 aaah thank youuuuu!! words aren't enough to tell you how lovely hearing this is so have a quick drawing I just did of THS! John and Paul to avoid school work!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ inspired by YOU ❤️❤️

#this is called 'you have 30 minutes to draw'#BEHOLD#I might end up cleaning this up and making a better version of it#(yes Paul has mutant lips now)#ths#the hot series#my art#mclennon#johnxpaul#john lennon#paul mccartney#beatles art#mclennon art#anonymous#answered#thank youuuuu aaaaaaa!!! 😭😭❤️#a thrilling continuation to the saga 'I can't draw Paul's hair'
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5 Thomas Lane by ChutJeDors
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There is Dave with teenage angst; there’s Vera with her sense of justice; there’s Chuck with his love for all things Disney. Then there is Martha, a dog who is often mistaked for a rug; there are Pyramus and Thisbe, two fat, old cats, who resemble pillows more than actual, living beings.

And then there are John and Paul, who somehow manage to keep the chaos at bay.

Aka that modern au where Paul and John are an old married couple, have kids, and live chaotic, good life. No plot - just boring, perfect everyday life on Thomas Lane, Liverpool.

Chapter 18: Hi Jude

#mclennon#mclennon fic#beatles fic#john lennon#paul mccartney#my fic#5 thomas lane#HEHE IT'S DONE#BEEN SITTING ON THIS IDEA FOR THREE YEARS AND NOW IT'S DONE#AAAHH#AAHHAHAHA#don't mind me i'm having a moment#back in the game bitches#john the campus casanova and his slutty slutty history
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imaginebeatles
Fixing A Hole: Beatles Songs Scientifically Sorted In Order Of Gayness || ChutJeDors & ImagineBeatles
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Popping in briefly on my hiatus (i’m doing alright, just… working through a lot of stuff), to share something silly and not at all serious that me and @chut-je-dors have been working on during past few months. 

It’s a fun little song analysis thingy where we determine how gay all the beatles’s songs are. It’s meant to be fun and not at all serious. please enjoy our silliness and have fun with it. 

Here’s the paper’s abstract for those interested:  

in this Very Scientific paper, we will (objectively) analyse the whole of the beatles’s discography for GAS (Gayest Album Score) in order to determine which album is objectively the gayest beatles album. we will close read the song lyrics and pay attention to the BV (Bi Vibes) of each of the songs to determine each song’s GSS (Gayest Song Score). the average scores of all songs will determine the album’s GAS. our findings support the Sgt. Pepper Supremacy Theory. further analysis is required before we can determine each member’s GBS (Gayest Beatle Score). indirect influence of Cognitive Stimulants may have affected these findings.

Also feel free to share your thoughts. just be nice and mindful that this is not meant to be taken seriously. but we do wanna know all you guys’s thoughts 👀👀

#yes we are a little mad#we own it#collaboration#imaginebeatles#song analysis#i don't even know what this is#hahah#SCIENCE#mclennon#mclennon fic#beatles fic#john lennon#paul mccartney#my fic
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Hi!!

Tomorrow (Saturday) marks the one year anniversary of us starting our discord server, and our streams. To celebrate that, we decided to do a good old-fashioned writing stream that will have us edit the next chapter of Ten Minutes, in return to where this all started (with us rewriting chp. 17 during the streams) You all are welcome to join!

Keep in mind that the chapter is not finished yet, and that if you follow the stream, you will obviously see spoilers for chapter 20.

The stream will start around 8PM GMT+2 on Saturday, May 15th of 2021, and it will last some two to three hours, if we're on a roll, could be longer than that! Come join us for the fun!

Join our discord server here!!

#stream#mclennon#mclennon fic#beatles fic#john lennon#paul mccartney#my fic#ten minutes#imaginebeatles#the beatles#discord stream#hehehe#writing stream
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