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get me home for tea

@chut-je-dors / chut-je-dors.tumblr.com

Chut. 26. FIN.
John/Paul author & artist.
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I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY

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badmadwolf

this is awesome but the original link just turned into a redirect loop for me, here it is again (x)

OH HELLO

No more potatoes in medieval novels!

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vyeoh

Also what the fuck was the im sorry dance. They really just did that and there was no further context. One of them said "do a silly little jig for my forgiveness" one day and they both just. Committed. What is wrong with them I wanna study them under a microscope

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amuseoffyre

The first date of the I’m sorry dance was in 1650, when the puritans were in charge. It would be so like Aziraphale to have supported the puritans because “they’re doing good” only to realise wait, they stopped theatre and Crowley just standing there grinning.

“Very well, you were right, they are dreadful.”

“Not good enough, angel.”

“What? I said you were right.”

“Not good enough. Do it again. With a little dance.”

“Crowley, you can’t be serious.”

“With. A little. Dance.”

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snowydawn17

I just saw a fic tagged “enemies to lovers speedrun” and

I’ve never considered the opposite of a slow burn before but goddamn there it is I guess

“Enemies to lovers speedrun” is like…Crowley going over to taunt the Angel of the East Gate, accidentally making small talk and completely falling in love in about a minute? Like fairly certain that’s some kind of record.

Oh dear… Crowley did the speed run and Aziraphale the slow burn

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my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.

i literally love tumblr

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nightpool

i have a private pinned post that just has a link to this dashboard on it, it's great. two dashboards for life

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cyle

wow! i was really hoping someone would organically reverse-engineer this and find that dash.

here are a few other "secret" dashboards:

these are all just taking existing feeds of content and putting them in a dashboard-like format... the "Stuff for you" tab/feed is the same idea.

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annaxbolina

Reblog if you are a fanfiction author and would like your readers to put one of your fic titles in your ask + questions about it

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hsavinien
1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?
2: What scene did you first put down?
3: What’s your favorite line of narration?
4: What’s your favorite line of dialogue?
5: What part was hardest to write?
6: What makes this fic special or different from all your other fics?
7: Where did the title come from?
8: Did any real people or events inspire any part of it?
9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?
10: Why did you choose this pairing for this particular story?
11: What do you like best about this fic?
12: What do you like least about this fic?
13: What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn’t listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?
14: Is there anything you wanted readers to learn from reading this fic?
15: What did you learn from writing this fic?
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I love parents in gay dramas. What Did You Eat Yesterday? / Kinou Nani Tabeta?

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honeypie1340

The line ‘ARE YOU HALF ASSING THE GAY LIFETSYLE’ speaks to me on a personal level

I love how they’re not even mad about their son beinf gay but like BITCH WE‘RE MEETING HIM AND IF WE DONT YOURE A DISGRACE

The parental guilt trip is so fucking universal omg I love it.

You hide your boyfriend from your parents?! You hide your boyfriend like you are ashamed??!!! Oh jail for son!! Jail for son for 1000 years!!!

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fetus-cakes

HOLD THE PHONE there’s a live action version of What Did You Eat Yesterday?? how did I not know this!?

everyone should read the manga this is based on! the protagonist is a 40 year old Shiro, a gay lawyer who is somewhat neurotic and is not used to society being increasingly accepting of gay people since he’s been in the closet for so long. Introverted Shiro is held in contrast to his boyfriend Kenji, who is out and proud and a social butterfly. The story is a slow paced character study on aging gay couples and how being queer is perceived by society. We get the perspectives of the gay couple, their families, their friends and their co-workers.

btw this line in the manga was “is being gay a joke to you??”

I’ve watched 9 episodes so far thanks to this post, I love this show now

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beif0ngs

Dr. Olivia Octavius

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
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karadin

HEY AUNTY YOU WANNA TELL US SOMETHING

I just wanna remind everyone that there was a time in the Spider Man comics that Aunt May was gonna marry Doc Ock

and throw in that this would be a GREAT continuity to bring that back in.

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afallenwolf

Mx. Moz did fan art of that cover. Link to artist https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford/status/1084990686892453888

I love the implication that every other spider was invited to the wedding and did nothing to stop it

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david tennants so funny to me cuz  hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

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indieninja92

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.

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shittinggold

Change my mind

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sigridkaffen

for the love of all that is good in the world, someone needs to do that completely feral welshman next

michael sheens venn diagram is a circle labelled Slut

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nerdythangs

i didn’t think this could get better but then it did

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