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get me home for tea

@chut-je-dors / chut-je-dors.tumblr.com

Chut. 26. FIN.
John/Paul author & artist.
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Hello everyone, now seems like a good time to finally tell you all about Pillowfort.io, a blogging platform that I (juliabaritz) and vaguestblogging have been working on for a while. Basically, we wanted to start a new blogging platform that takes our favorite features from sites we’ve used like Tumblr and LiveJournal, and create the best kind of blogging platform we could think of. Our goals for Pillowfort are to create a place where fans and creators alike can share their work, create a community of their own, and do so in a positive and safe environment.

On Pillowfort you’ll be able to run a personal blog similar to how Tumblr blogs operate, but also create communities similar to the ones that LiveJournal features, so that you can easily share content with people who share your tastes and interests. We’re also working on privacy features like blocking users, the ability to make posts rebloggable or un-rebloggable, and creating privacy lists so that your posts will only be visible to certain users. In the next few weeks, we’ll have more detailed posts about what Pillowfort is going to look like and what features we’ll be including, but above are a couple screenshots from the current state of the site so you can see what we’re going for.

We want to get the word out, so share this post if you would be interested in using a site like this so we can get an idea of how many people are interested! This site would also be a very large undertaking for us to attempt to finish ourselves, so we would love for people who would be interested in helping us with the programming to contact us and let us know that you’re interested. The app is built on Rails and currently deployed on Heroku (using Postgres for the database), so a familiarity with Rails and PSQL is greatly preferred.

It’s strange to go back to our very first announcement, when Pillowfort.io was just a dream and a little demo. Now it’s been live for over a year with almost 4,500 members! We’re aiming to expand our community much further, so check out our latest informational post about the site and sign up for the 4th wave of beta registrations if you’re interested in joining!

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Teen French expressions

For if you want to make hip young friends.

Disclaimer: French people complain a lot. A lot. Don’t be surprised if 90% of these expressions are complaining.

  • Non mais oh - say this if someone does something mildly annoying and you want to express your shock and distaste.
  • Tu me fais chier - (alt. tu me fais chier, là.) literally ‘you make me shit’. means you’re pissing me off.
  • Carrément - translates to ‘squarely’. Means ‘literally’. If someone tells you something surprising or annoying, you can answer simply “ah carrément.” see: tu me fais carrément chier.
  • J’hallucine / je rêve - are you annoyed by something? say these.
  • C’est pas possible - a classic. anything bad happens - c’est pas possible. There is no cheese left? It’s not possible. I’m hallucinating. This is a burden on me that solely I can bear I cannot believe this is happening.
  • Ça commence à me gaver - I’m starting to get real sick of this. see: Ça commence carrément a me gaver là, putain.
  • T’es relou - verlan slang for ‘lourd’ meaning someone’s heavy, personality-wise. They’re tedious.
  • Ça me saoûle / ça me gonfle - similar to gaver, means something’s pissing you off, you’re sick of it.
  • Grave - totally.
  • C’est clair - totally/that’s clear. Like ‘claro’ in spanish. “Justine elle est trop relou” “C’est clair. Elle me fait chier.”
  • J’en ai marre - I’m sick of this.
  • J’en ai ras le bol - I’m sick of this.
  • J’en ai ras le cul - I’m sick of this (vulgar).
  • (J’en ai) Rien à battre - I don’t give a damn.
  • (J’en ai) Rien à foutre - I don’t give a fuck.
  • C’est bon, là. -  That’s enough.
  • Perso, euh, - “Personally,” generally used at the start of a complaining sentence, to express how personal the matter is to you. Perso, euh, c’est bon là. J’en ai ras le cul.
  • Rôh là - general expression of distaste. Le longer the rôh, the more annoyed you are. Rôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôh, c’est quoi ce bordel.
  • C’est quoi ce bordel ? - translates to “what’s this brothel”, means “what’s this shit?!”
  • C’est de la merde - It’s shit.
  • C’est une blague ? - Is this a joke?
  • Idem - ditto
  • J’ai la dal - I’m hungry
  • Ça caille - It’s freezing
  • Ouf - two meanings 1. phew or 2. verlan for “fou”, meaning crazy (as a noun or adjective). “Kévin, c’est un ouf! Il fait du vélo sans casque!” “Ouais carrément, c’était un truc de ouf!”
  • Kévin - there’s a running joke that all the young delinquents seem to be called Kévin.
  • Crever - slang for “to die”. Va crever, connard!
  • Connard/Connasse - c*nt, but a lot less vulgar in french peoples eyes

And finally,

T’es con. No English translation can express the power behind the words “t’es con”. While it may sort of translate to “you’re a c*nt/idiot”, it expresses something much deeper. You really are a god damn fool.

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THIS SHOWED UP ON MY DASH. WHAT.

Thanks for this.

I need to be better about this lest I lose all flexibility and become a 2x4.

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reblogged

Need cheering up?

Forget all about gross herbal tea and dumb cat videos, I promise you’ll be smiling and laughing again within a minute!

Ok so these will make you smile (and possibly melt aah)

Jimmy Page giving out a radio message (I dARE you not to smile)

John Lennon and Paul McCartney hugging (at least watch it for the background music)

Ice bucket challenges: Ronnie Wood, Robert Plant, Brian May

Gorgeous but a bit mad (David Gilmour and Rick Wright)

Paul’s boner interview (Roundup interview with The Beatles)

Big Night Out, The Beatles: here and here

John Lennon and Mick Jagger (Rock n Roll Circus + Dirty Mac performance)

And here, if you need to laugh

Mick Jagger on SNL (includes the monologue, Steven Tyler impression, and the karaoke bar)

Charlie being a cutie (The Stones Exhibitionism)

Ringo Starr (from Thomas the Tank Engine)

The good stuff

Robert Plant talking about lemons (and the lack of squeezes)

Listen to these cuties laughing

Feel free to add or message me if something doesn’t work! And stay fabulous, darlings! x

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HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

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peaceroxi

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

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krakkenchaos

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

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pinkifingers

That last fatal scream tho

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faleep

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

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EUROVISION MASTERPOST

Eurovision being basically a shitty pop song constet, I thought that it would be cool to have a look back on the most strange/kitsch performances of these last 15 years of Eurovision

i can’t believe sweden in 2007 was left off this list

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this is literally a song about Paul and John having a relationship, like McLennon is canon

P- Well oh Johnny, oh Johnny, oh god Johnny boy How are we gonna tell him Why don’t we go somewhere where he don’t own me Where can i go? Oh Johnny boy you wore me out. Oh Johnny, oh Johnny, oh Johnny boy Oh Johnny, you got me, you be my boy Well, a long time ago, I called you Johnny boy. J- Hey little boy, I’m packing my shoes, and I’m leaving you. I told my Mama I’m going to see my sister She don’t see me, I don’t know what I’m going to do. P- A long time ago I called you Johnny boy. I don’t know what to tell the fellas. Please, oh please, Johnny. J- Well I’ll tell the fellas that I do love you. P- I don’t know what I’m gonna do. I don’t know what I’m gonna do when I tell my father You love me Johnny, I love you Johnny I’m not gonna let you go. P- I don’t know what I’m gonna do when I tell my father You wore me down, you wore me down. You’re gonna leave, you’re gonna leave me Please, oh, I’m not gonna let you go J- Take the next bus out of town Then you won’t let your father down. I don’t know what good I am since I see life in front of us. P- Well get out of town, don’t hold me down. I don’t care. J- Get out of town, I don’t know (3x) I want to leave right now To get out of town. P- You know I want to do it all. I want to go far away, far away, I want to go far away. J- No, no, no, no P- Yeah, I’m going far away. Yeah, we’re going far away. We’re gonna leave. J- We’re going away, Yeah, we’re going away, Gonna leave town right now.

 At 2:35: Paul: “I don’t know what I’m gonna do when I tell my father you love me Johnny. John: “And I love you Paul!”

IT’S REAL GUYS

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