god sometimes i wish i could timetravel back to 1970 and punch john lennon in the face
I love your crack!Paul from the hot series. It‘s so over the top that‘s it‘s just hilarious more than anything else. He makes me laugh so hard - like nothing else can. Also - John and his Nokia is just as bad so there you go... It‘s not like these stories are supposed to be a biography of Paul. And when you say you wrote them at 15 or something like that... I seriously don‘t want to be held accountable for what I wrote at that age.
Hahah ikr, I’m glad you get it! The whole fic literally starts with a laptop blowing up on Paul’s face, which already is highly unrealistic, haha. Meanwhile we have George literally sleeping EVERYWHERE and being a HUGE MENACE AND ALMOST A LITERAL S L U T (while Paul explicitly states that one-night stands aren’t really his thing). John falls so hard in love in two days that he HACKS PAUL’S LAPTOP TO SHOW OMINOUS MESSAGES SO THAT THEY’LL KEEP IN TOUCH. they play temple run 2. john has named his cat “creature”. george throws dildos at everyone. ringo loves george despite being such a nice guy. it’s such a MESS, and tbh i love it. it’s such a huge clusterfuck, the whole series, and still somehow manages to make sense.
Beware of your angry French anons, THEY'VE GOT BAGUETTES AND STINKY CHEESE 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🥖🥖🥖🥖🧀🧀🧀😉
i am absolutely terrified
Inktober day 6: Chuck and the Spy Frog from 5 Thomas Lane
I missed your stories and that drawing was such a cute little surprise 😭❤️ Family fic owns my ass how did you do this to me
idk cOS IT DID THE SAME TO ME AND i’m a complete fucking slave to it, mate. i spend my days thinking about what happens in future chapters and wondering what would dave do in this situation and what would vera do in that, and how would paul and john react, and how cute they are together, and how much positive dad-energy they emit, and jjjusst, aaAAAAAAAAAH
Aaah.
aaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHH?????
A Thought: if in the hot series, in 2014 john is 25 and paul is 23, in 2017 john is 28 and paul is 26, that is: a Good Age to start thinking about marriage and children. shoot me with adoption and wedding planning mclennon 2k17 🐔
🌞🌞🌞🌞 my dear chicken anon you don’t know what’s gonna hit you
Dpn't care about those comments on Ten Minutes! It's an amazing fic and you're one of the best writers in the fandom! Those few people are nothing but bullies. Please don't think you're a bad writer because you aren't! The way you write Paul is the terribly entertaining and I'm sure everyone agrees with me. and even i fhe bottoms it doesn't mean he's submissive, their relationship in all your fics feels very equal on a mental level (except on This Is Not Them but thatis kind of the point?)
aah thanks mate, didn’t really expect this at all! good to know that there are people who don’t despise my paul completely ;)
don’t worry tho, i don’t think i completely suck, my fic engine isn’t stopping any time soon, and i’ll continue producing crap, whether people like it or not, hahah
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Yeah, what do you call 400k?
Insanity
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paul mccartney: a life, peter ames carlin (via pivoinesque)
It sometimes still makes me mad how poorly Paul was treated directly before, during, and for a while after the big Breakup.
None of these boys were saints, obviously–there were a bunch of unresolved issues, perfect familiarity starting to breed contempt, outside influences starting to put pressure on them (cough Yoko cough), and ego is undeniable–but I always have hated how much Paul got the brunt of the anger and how the other 3 banded together against him.
Especially when you consider the fact that Paul was right. The other 3 blamed him for pushing too hard, for wanting a different lawyer, for not wanting Spector anywhere near their stuff, for holding out, and for being the one who eventually dropped the news.
I’m pretty sure the break-up would have happened no matter what–Yoko had her claws deep in John by this point, they’d all been together a long time, there were tensions and they were exhausted–but I also sort of believe that had they listened to Paul (and maybe if he had backed off just a tad bit), had they tried to keep things together instead of ostracizing one for not agreeing with the others, maybe there could have been another Beatles album in the future. Maybe things could have been resolved a little bit more kindly. Maybe there would have been time–after a cooling off period wherein the band actually operated as a “4 sides of a square” group–for John and Paul to finally TALK, for them to set aside some of their major beefs and differences, for each Beatle to try their hand at a solo career, and then they could have come back and continued work together as The Beatles.
But that didn’t happen. It went down the way it went down, and history shows that Paul was right. The legal mess could have been avoided had they decided to go with a different firm, Spector was a terrible person and most of his producing work does not sound as good as what the Beatles + George Martin had ever done. Also, I can’t blame him for not wanting to be all in to the LSD craze or being genuinely concerned about John’s Yoko-influenced heroin addiction. Paul was not perfect. He had his ego, he had his ‘my way or the highway’ attitude, but it has always seemed unfair to me that the others banded against him so viciously.
It is also the height of men-who’ve-known-each-other-since-teenhood pettiness that one of the biggest things that pushed the Beatles into an “us vs Paul” mentality was the fact that Paul was the one who finally dropped the official news–AFTER he’d been voted down on everything and his music had been corrupted without his permission or knowledge. I’m pretty sure John’s mentality was that he’d left the band first, why does PAUL get the credit?
But then even after they’re broken up, even while George is experiencing great solo success and John has his precious Yoko, they still have so much bitter animosity towards Paul. George, John, and even Ringo collaborate on post-Beatles records–but Paul is not invited. John and George create caustic, unkind lyrics for songs, trash his music in the press, speak bitterly of him in personal contexts. Even Ringo has his turn, in things like ‘After 1970′ saying that he “doesn’t know” if Paul would play with him, but knows the other 2 will.
I guess it just kills me because John was the one who created most of this discord. He was the one who started bristling at the fact that Paul was taking control of the band cos he was too deep in his Yoko/heroin addiction. He probably definitely encouraged some of George’s minor ‘anti-Paul’ thoughts, and he was absolutely the ringleader when the 3 decided to go with a different lawyer, a different producer, etc etc. In any case, it was John who created the tension, who caused the bad feelings–but it’s Paul who gets ostracized. It’s Paul who gets the blame for causing the breakup, for being against the others, for holding out on what the rest of the group wants.
And all Paul really wanted was to keep creating music. Keep working with his best friends, keep pushing The Beatle ingenuity forward. We’ll never know if he could have been successful, we’ll never know if the Beatles creativity could have gone any further, if they could’ve kept things together without them exploding eventually. But I think it’s a shame they never got a chance to try.
To me, it’s really not fair that Paul, who had kept them together after losing Brian, is the one who ends up losing his passion project. Yes, he went on to work his tail off to keep his career going, founded Wings and all that, and–for the most part–kept his nose clean of all the mud-flinging, but still bears the brunt of Beatle-breakup crap.
It just seems like rubbing salt in the wound.
When you accept how amazing and iconic you are, the Chicken Anon will reveal itself. I'm waiting. 🐔
uh. i hope you’re patient then
i hope you find out what's wrong and feel better soon!!
thanks! thanks so much, really :)
Hi! I'm a huge fan of your writings, and I was just wondering how and when did you get into the Beatles? From what I've gathered, it's been for a while :) I can't wait for the next chapter of your bb fic!
hahah, um. well, yeah, it’s been 11 years so I’m a) a long-time fan, and b) really fucking old thank you very much
but um what happened, well I was 9 years old, bright-eyed, pure and innocent my current idols being the dog from that one enid blyton’s book series where the kids eat all the time, and from the musical side it was abba. it was easter, and here in finland we have the tradition of making sticks colourful by adding feathers into them, and then we go wave at them to the neighbours that haven’t had the chance to escape and hide, and demand chocolate. it’s a bit like trick or treat but without the tricks. stick and treat is the most appropriate name since those who give us treats get to keep one stick. profitable.
so, we are doing these sticks, decorating em and stuff. my dad, being a music teacher, always puts some music in the background. that evening he puts the n°1 album (the red collection album) and I am blissfully aware of it, it is just some nice music shit on the background, like the one there’s been for the most of my childhood (and the rest of my life, cos i’m continuing the tradition with music shit on the background)
then, behold, comes the eight song on the album, which is eight day’s a week (in case you don’t remember the album by heart, like i do). the sweet melody of that song moves something within me, and later on I’ve found a note sheet my dad had made of the song when I was two or smth. the odds are that I’ve heard the song plenty of times as a toddler and so I somehow thought I recognised it.
So, I ask from my dad what good shit this is, and my dad looks at me and says “well, it’s a band called the beatles, you should give it a try. you’d probably like them.” ( I STILL REMEMBER IT FROM WORD TO WORD)
man, he regrets this now, years later.
so, i start listening to the Good Shit™, and in one week I have consumed the whole album so many times that I could identify their voices, know their names, and faces. After two weeks, I could combine those three things, and know exactly who is singing (a skill that has never let me down ever since). i have read every fucking thing we have about the beatles in our shelves, and i have started going through our music library, and i find the white album. so that comes next. then comes live at the bbc 1. and then, after listening to those three albums continuously for months, i get rubber soul as a christmas present, and then collect all the albums during the next years slowly. (we had beatles for sale as an LP and i still don’t have it as a CD :c but it’s hella good as an LP)
i’ve kinda always wondered what the fuck went into me that day when i first noticed the beatles cos... i mean, i was 9 years old. and i just threw myself into being a fan, and searched every information, every song i got my hands to, wanted to know everything, and i had never done anything such before, or after that either. so it’s kinda a one-time thing, and atm the beatles is a part of my personality (well,, you could say that) because it’s passed over just being “a fan”, i mean there was a time where i was completely crazy about the beatles, but in these days it’s like... it’s just there, and i love the boys, and i love the music, and it’s... there. i don’t know how to explain.
also, thanks! i’m doing my best with the new chapter -_- i’m sorry it takes so long
you are beautiful! and with your personality ahdghafsb!!! xx saby
aaah thanks???? i mean, even if i didn’t happen to look like a potato my personality definitely is one, so it kinda completes me