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get me home for tea

@chut-je-dors / chut-je-dors.tumblr.com

Chut. 26. FIN.
John/Paul author & artist.
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hysnukun

New Charthur smut out, written in collab with @cowboah-baby!!

Explicit, 9,5k, Arthur Morgan/Charles Smith

“Were you even aware of what you were doing?” Charles said after a pause and a deep drawn-in breath. Even to his own ears he sounded strained, like a string pulled too taut. Composure. “...What’chu mean?” he could hear Arthur take a step towards him and into his personal space. Space Charles wouldn’t — or ever had — let anyone breach. But somehow with Arthur, that personal space became shared, something that was for the two of them, the loss of facade not granted to anyone else. Charles took a breath that felt like it was leaving his body weaker than before. Composure. “You were flirting with that woman.”
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wanderrealms

Käyn yllättävän usein kirjoittaessani tällä sivustolla:

tää sivusto on moderni versio siitä ku 1800-luvun alussa joku hieno kartturiherra on mennyt pitäjään ja kysellyt paikallisilta kylän lähialueiden nimiä ja vastaukset on olleet tasoa "toi on pitkäjärvi ku se on pitkä ja toi on naimasaari ku antti ja liisa pani siellä joskus"

hieno tieteenala

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ruttotohtori

Mummo kerto et sen kotikunnalla on Tuhmakoski ja sen nimi tuli siitä, ku kartantekijä ei kehannu kirjottaa paikallisten käyttämää nimeä Vittukoski

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life is ridiculously good right now and i finally feel like i could probably get back to writing. mentally i'm so done with this unwanted hiatus and writer's block. SO i thought to ask, which one of my wips are you guys most desperate to see continued next?

Content Label: Mature

The author has indicated this post may contain content that may not be suitable for all audiences.

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So……. for all of you who were interested in our editing process……. we (very very stupidly) decided to make a video of our editing chapter 15 of Ten Minutes. It’s a chaotic mess and I’m sure we’ll be regretting posting it in a few minutes, so…. enjoy it while it lasts! 

We hope you enjoy this little look into what we get up to every time we decide to work on our little collab. I don’t know what else to say, except be warned, and enjoy and @chut-je-dors and I will go run and hide now!! 

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Anonymous asked:

Aw, I was rereading ten minutes and commenting every chapter, but then life happened and I forgot, sorry! Just know that you're an amazing writer and I will wait for new chapters as long as it takes. Take your time, and know that there's definitely someone who will read and love your writing!

oh it was lovely getting your comments on every chapter, me and puck were absolutely chuffed about it! and don't worry - life happening is the reason why we haven't been updating, so you really don't have any need to apologise! I get you <3

thank you!! i really hope to get the next chapter of ten minutes (and all the others) done sooner than later. i really miss sitting down with a pot of tea and then just, writing for hours on end. i just don't have the time... but some day i will! thank you for waiting, and sorry for making you wait!!

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Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary

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curse-you

pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re sexless.

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teaboot

gandalf at 3am: I identify as Tired, peregrin took

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spookyloop

Being Finnish on Tumblr is weird because many of us blog in fluent English so you might be following a dozen other Finns and never really even know. And when you finally spot someone with a Finnish username it usually turns out to be a non-Finn who just really likes Finnish metal. 

The difference is that non-finns have cute and poetic names and native finns’ usernames mostly exist to answer the question “what’s the most horrifying mental image I can compress into a single word?”

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assiraphales

how many times do you think crowley has been mistaken for a vampire throughout history

aziraphale, in a letter: bram stoker has just released a novel about a vampire that is causing quite the sensation

crowley, who has had one or Two unpleasant run ins w the author: fucker

crowley, showing up at bram stoker’s door three days later: what am i standing in right now, bram? what do you call this? sunlight? are you thinking sunlight? if I was a vampire could I do this? huh? HUH?

bram stoker, whose dracula COULD walk outside during the day, sputtering, hiding behind his door: y-y-yaYES

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tinynebula

*someone, probably flash, starts a rumour that he’s dating spiderman*

ned: spiderman wouldn’t even breathe in your direction, flash

flash: what’s your problem man?? are you homophobic or what?? are you jealous??? spiderman is My Mans

peter:

*flash caughts peter wearing the spidey costume*

flash: dude you’re wearing his merch?? get over it

peter:

*catches peter frowning at a news report on Spider-Man*

flash: oh so now you hate spidey too?? That’s low, even for you Parker

Peter:

flash: spidey is such a great kisser

peter:

Villain: well, spiderman? Are you going to come and save your beloved?

Peter: actually…uh…he’s…oooout of the country right now! yeah. he has some stuff to do in…uh…mexico??? yeah mexico. now that i mention it

*42 minutes later*

Peter: and that’s why burritos are actually american

Villain: …if i let you go will you never talk to me again

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wdcasey1895

when spider-man “returns” and encounters that villain again he brings up mexico, where he’s totally definitely been being lately, yes

and then the villain realizes his secret identity, because he rambles the same way.

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how hilarious is it that, cute as Paul was 1957, he just got relentlessly hotter and hotter year after year? John must’ve been like WHAT HAVE I DONE. FUCK i knew he was pretty but DAMN!! Look at him! I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER. 

Paul: *enters yet another development phase of young adulthood* John: ASL;ALSKDJAL;KSDJFLKADSKS

LMAO poor John

John in 1957: If you want to wear tight pants Paul tell your father

John by 1959: I’ve made a huge mistake

hahahaha!! exactly!!!

Paul in 1961: *grows 2 inches in height and 3 inches around the shoulders*

John: 

Paul:

John:

John, 1969: haha I have a new girlfriend now. I’m done with Paul, he’s old and has nothing on me anym-

Paul, entering let it be sessions: 

John: 

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