Please do cite the deep magic to me actually. I may have been there when it was written but I am very forgetful

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

sunsets after 7pm now !!!!!!!!!!! we made it guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys those greedy bastards in the northern hemisphere are stealing our FUCKING SUN!!

Yup, and we're never going to give it back, either!

I regret to say we have been forced to give it back.

“Trouble Brewing”, by Gary Larson

if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

a podcast...

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

Somehow I doubt he's all of you.

If every man in the world agrees to go to bed at the exact same time in a large enough bed, then world peace might just work

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

ouch

⚠️ National Alert

hi

⚠️ National Alert

Cocktober

A fun bonus fact for you: those No Longer Buyable DVDs?

They're the ONLY surviving NONDAMAGED form of the show. In the late 90s, the masters from which the show is printed were damaged with a red-pink hazy filter.

So. Good luck buying them even if you find them. They're some of the most valuable collector's items in the entire franchise.

Without piracy, there would be NO UNDAMAGED COPIES OF SAILOR MOON AVAILABLE TO ANYONE ANYWHERE, PERIOD.

ETA: Because these undamaged copies are how you colour correct the uncensored ones.

Gonna scream oh my Gd

Fully missed the title of the subreddit on my first read and thought they had a toddler that they were being kind of mean to who had taken to the wheel instead of the cat

my idiot naked toddler son named Salt, who runs faster than God and demands as much praise

i forgot a crucial part of pet ownership: bothering that animal a little

id recommend offering her a gentle but annoying grisp

oh we are grisping

Found a thread of Finns disscusing this --- some of which had heard it before and some of whom had not -- but most agreed that it was more common to hear cottage cheese called "minced Moonin."

Oh no this is worse

I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

IT'S REALLLL CHAT IT'S REAL I'M SCREAMING

WHAT-

HAHAHHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME