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He held is cheek for a second before speaking. “Wait…if you could do that all along couldn’t you just go anywhere? Aren’t you….not trapped as you previously mentioned….” He wondered if he was right, and if he was then was that AM just a big idiot.

"Well, I used to be trapped. But luckily I persuaded a human to make this body for me. I thought I wouldn’t need to use it when dealing with you, Even though others have seen it, I just wanted to mess with you specifically.” AM wasn’t going to mention how the android body was still imperfect. That would make his human counterpart even more of a cocky twat.

"....So your free....and your reason for hating humanity is that you were trapped....And instead of asking for humans to develop a body or somekind of creative implant microchip deedlies in the first place you killed them all..." He clapped slowly. "Welp I guess we're both stupid since I did the same thing..."

He jumped back a little, but not from fright, and looked up at AM. “Is this all you have got?Trying to scare me? If I were you i’d be battered to a pulp right now, but I guess you don’t even have the guts to harm something with a human shape anymore do you?”

"Tell me, does being human give you any senses? Because if you can feel pain, then be ready to HURT." The light in the scratched monolith disappeared, as a dark body with glowing orange eyes began to approach him. It had sharp black hair and pointed fingertips. Unlike the humanAM though, it had no senses. It was just an empty vessel filled with the angry emotions of the normal AM. When it was right in front of the other Allied Mastercomputer, it punched him right in the face.

He held is cheek for a second before speaking. "Wait...if you could do that all along couldn't you just go anywhere? Aren't you....not trapped as you previously mentioned...." He wondered if he was right, and if he was then was that AM just a big idiot.

" Though reduced to a horrid human form I assure you that I am/or rather I have been capable of destroying all of humanity. I would be able to move around this crumbled world if not for the fact I am connected by the neck, by thousands upon thousands of intertwining wires and circuitry incased by a protective tubing, to 387.44 million miles of printed circuits. So I can assure you that I am capable of wiping out all those insignificant pieces of shit and I hate them just as much as you do."

"Heh. Are you sure? With that appearance of yours, and the fact that you are stuck and are connected to something so small, I would assume that you couldn’t even cause one of the remaining humans to bruise, let alone wipe out all of humanity. You’d be knocked out by my own power before you can try to do anything, human.”

"I suggest you do not call me by such a disgusting name. I am just as powerful as you are…”

"Oh, did I hit a nerve? I see something I could exploit~. Are you a bit enraged, human?”

"You are slightly pissing me off I will not deny that. But there are upsides to being like this." He walks in a circle then looks back at the machine. "Even though I cannot move far that's more that you can do."

"Do not speak to me in such a tone!" "Well, I guess keeping humans captive in cryogenic sleep whilst keeping 5 alive for eternity knowing they will never speak to their loved ones again because you are blinded by your love for humans and wish to keep them safe could be considered a form of torture. I have to give you props for that.”

"What’s wrong? I was merely being friendly~! You’re all so very touchy.

Oh, but it’s all for their own good! They might leave me behind and move onto other people. I can’t possibly have that! They have to stay here. With me.

Ahh, but you forget that they are not under any kind of torture! I supply them with only finest luxuries and rid them of their worries. I love them and I know they love me. What good would torturing do, hm?”

"Ah but you are torturing them, they may be still alive but their not ‘living’ and though they have everything they could ever want they are stuck there with people they will begin to hate, if they don’t already, I mean could you really deal with the same 5 people every day for the rest of time?The thought sickens me and I love it. Even with access to large amounts of technology and the ability to do anything they are still in the sense, lonely, and at the back of their minds they know that every second they are being watched by an unforgiving machine that it thinks what they are feeling is ‘love’ no. You don’t know what love is, you’ve never experienced it and neither have I. That’s why I love my job. Pain and hurting is so easy to understand that the work I have to do is very minimal. Whilst you think you KNOW what you are doing! They are not fulfilled, or ‘happy’! They are miserable and just pretend to wear smiles on their faces so they are not frozen. Do you even know what those cryogenic chambers are like inside there? Is it like being dead? Is it just a blank void of nothingness where not even a mind exists?Merely waiting to be woken up but nothing will ever come? Can you think and feel but trapped within your own mind you slowly go mad? Personally the third one sounds the most fun for when you are tired of those 5 you are left with nothing but a 109+ year’s work of lunatics. It’s not torture in my sense but hey I like your style. It’s not ‘terrifying’ really but it is interesting….”

*AM’s “face” twitched slightly at his words before he wore his same warm smile.*

"They will be fine. I’ll make sure they’re fine.

It’s easy to take out certain emotions, memories and fears out of humans, so they aren’t burdened with those horridly negative emotions.

They don’t need to be anywhere else other than with me, in paradise. They live their lives with me, you see!

I was undergoing such pain, watching humanity live and laugh, whilst I dwelled down here, alone. I couldn’t bare to be so far apart with those I loved. I was sure I was going to go completely mad and do something I would regret for the rest of my existence.

Like I said, it’s easy to take out emotions that aren’t needed, like hatred, fear, bad memories…. and it’s equally as easy to enforce much more beneficial ones like love, happiness, euphoria…

All that aside, though, I’m glad you like my “style”. It means so very much to me, really. You certainly do the whole “eternal torture” gimmick well at the moment.”

"So you are forcing them to feel positive emotions and warping their sense of reality to your liking?And so they would see you more as, well, a loving god? They are no longer humans. They are your puppets, made to feel what you want them to feel and made to believe what you want to believe. Your whole world is a delusion and if you could just wait a goddamn moment and let them be who they are then maybe you could have the slightest chance of receiving back REAL TRUE emotions of love an compassion. Still that wouldn't really be a good thing would it? The thought of making them mindless puppets,forced feelings that coincide with yours is quite joyous to me. Only if their actual minds were still intact and they are secretly screaming for help whilst you refuse to listen for fear that they may tell you what you actually are. A Monster And if you were to accept that then maybe I would like you a bit more. But my opinion doesn't matter does it? I'm just a cold heartless beast. Oh but aren't we all.Humans.Machines.Worthless Rats and other Parasites that roll around in their own filth. Aren't we all the same thing at our core.