so here’s a quick story

to help with decision making when going on a date, my bf and i created a list of 20 restaurants we like. 1 being ihop (as a joke, neither of us actually like ihop), 20 being our favorite steakhouse, with the rest in no particular order. we roll a d20 and go to the corresponding place

after i wrote the list down, he goes “roll it, let’s go to dinner tomorrow night!” i got excited, he got a die out, and i fucking CRIT FAILED and now we’re FORCED to go to ihop tomorrow because both of us are too stubborn to back out omg

im currently on the phone with him and im saying “what time you wanna go” and he’s all “to ihop? what time are we going to ihop?” omg he just keeps saying ihop to emphasize how dumb we are

okay but this is the cutest and most real shit i’ve ever seen.

The rolls are meaningless if critical failures don’t come with consequences.

Koonya /Meowsy / Minaouss is so pure ♥

One thing they don’t tell you about top surgery:

You’re gonna have a hormone crash, and it’s gonna be weird, and for the first couple days you’re gonna feel weird and bad emotionally and maybe feel like you made a mistake.

Yeah, that’s actually normal. Your breasts produce hormones and trigger hormone production elsewhere, and removing them induces something like a mild form of postpartum depression.

IT WILL PASS.

For the first few days I couldn’t even glance at my chest without feeling horrible, like I’d done something egregious. A few days later and I’m fine and thrilled, just as I thought I would be. The hormone crash is real, it’s okay, and don’t freak out about it too much. It will pass. You’ve done the right thing and you know it.

Hormones are just weird and evil.

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

one of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, wants to see you.

Thanks for the feedback everyone ;__; Here’s a quick 🐞 from twitter

Get ripped. Eat pasta. Be gay.

The only thing I rip, is a package of pasta with my gay hands.

I know I’m the OP but Big Mood

The Great Gatsby 2 … they thought he was dead… ……..but they rebuilt him… …faster … stronger … smarter… old sports die hard In The Great Gatling-Gunsby West Egg is about to be Scrambled

Final sabotage

You cant lose if all the other contestants are dead 

WHOO lmao

Calling all penguins! It’s Penguin Awareness Day! We hope you’re all dressed up and can rally the colony to show up to your big day! 🐧🐧🐧

silly parodies… Original→ http://mangalifewin.takeshobo.co.jp/rensai/popute/popute-001/13023/ 正直、竹書房のネタも描きたい

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