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All my projects: GEAR-SHIFT, Cycle of Violence, and the LISA x Undertale mod are currently on pause until I'm done with this, more info under the cut
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"RPG Maker lets you create games without knowing how to program!" is both technically a true statement and a trap.
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beta server stress test going on so we are now the beatles
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Since tlou part 3 has been announced this is a reminder that neil druckmann is a massive zionist, and this isnt even something you can say “oh but we can seperate art from the artist!11!!!!” Bec he has talked about how the narrative and story of part 2 was inspired by his need to “get revenge” on palestinians. He actively donates to the IOF and buying his games is funding genocide. If i see it on my dash im blocking you.
I mean this is a game in which ellie’s notable line is “i’m going to find and kill every last one of them” which. Yeah. But in case you needed any more incentive:
Games for Gaza is a collection of 256 games on itchio, which you can grab for only TEN DOLLARS, with all profits going toward Medical Aid for Palestinians. these are the 10 games I'll probably play myself:
- Neurocracy 2049 is a mystery game, in which you solve a murder by sifting through an in-game 'wikipedia' for clues
2. Multiplicity is a short cosmic horror game, with a retro aesthetic and interesting art direction
3. Slasher U is a horror-comedy dating sim with 18+ content and very fun visuals
4. Mysteries Under Lake Ophelia is a fishing sim that looks rather peaceful.... but is it? there might be something unsettling, waiting to be found beneath the water
5. The Corridor is a short meta game about the experience of playing games. more specifically, about the experience of walking down a corridor. what does that mean? I don't know.
6. Nuts is an eerie narrative game about.......watching squirrels?! and it doesn't disappoint, there are a large number of squirrels. the world you can walk through looks gorgeous, with stylized surreal colours.
7. Brassica - A Marry Tale is a gay dating sim with a charming art style
8. Orchids to Dusk is a short wandering game about an astronaut on an alien planet with only a few minutes left to live
9. Extreme MeatPunks Forever is a hybrid visual novel/ brawling sim, following the lives of a handful of gay mech pilots
10. Evolution is a game where you build lifeforms, and help them evolve to perform tasks
and that's just 10 out of 256! there's plenty to appreciate, so check out the bundle yourself
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Resolve to unused video game characters
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it really isnt fair to Endless Ocean Blue World to never grace the light of day again. Endless Ocean could do so much on these consoles. I miss them. Where else would I have a video game about being a diver where the plot included dracula vampires, sort-of-atlantis, forgotten amazonian submerged jungle ruins, aliens, and dragons
someone else knows this game?! I was just thinking yesterday how much I missed this game. Though. I must confess I don’t recall the vampires or aliens.
You salvage up UFO parts and the Valka Castle portion is extremely heavily implied to be Vlad Dracula's castle and the spooky black manta ray you find in the throne room after you escape the megalodon god of death is named Phantom
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Normal Game Bug: enemies get infinite health and it eventually causes the game to crash
Dwarf Fortress Bug: new exercise mechanics unintentionally allow river trout to get super buff when swimming against the tide, to the point that they can now walk on land and beat anything they see up.
Just gonna include some of my favourite Dwarf Fortress patch notes and bugs over the years:
- Fixed a bug where animals could rent rooms
- Fixed bug with animals picking out clothes to wear
- Fixed bug with mules shitting luggage
- Cleaned up the bear situation
- Babies no longer start strapped with a knife
- Added cat butchery
- Fixed problem with undead passing out from strangling
- Made the corpses of small animals that die out of water stop teleporting
- Made dwarves care if you melt down their masterpieces
- Stopped soldiers from going to parties
- Added mouths
- Added an aperture flag that stops mouths from being gouged out
- Fixed bug where all the local rock turned into sky whenever migrant groups were created anywhere in the world
- Made semimegabeasts get along better with their cave friends
- Fixed a problem with blood hanging in the air
- Stopped elves from being pleased with unethical trades
- Stopped children and babies from joining you on your adventures
- Allowed dwarves to get married
- Made thieves and their support groups respect each other
- Stopped booze food from melting, even though it probably should
- Made dungeon masters happy with their cloaks and boots again
- Made all undead respectful of one another
- Fixed problem with the king coming early and not actually showing up
- Stopped aerial births
- Stopped looping dwarves from constantly trying out gloves and boots when they should just pick one and go
- Alligators have hair and other unintended attributes
- Rain kills everything it lands on
- Dwarves given their choice of weapons will choose ones too big to use
- Humans in Farming houses are naked
- Tigerman does not have ears
- Blind cave bears have front toes on both front and rear feet
- Magma crabs drown in magma
- Serpent Men can Kick
- ALL primates have front and back legs (with accompanying feet), no arms or hands, yet have fingers, somewhere
- Undead cat can adopt dwarf
- Vampires who have been scouts brag about murders they committed while scouting
- Undead dwarf contracted were-chameleon curse
- Animal breeding is prevented if animals aren’t “willing to marry”
- Frozen in time; no way to re-enter time continuum
- Incorrect use of “whom” in elf.txt
- Nonlethal fall onto upright spike causes unreasonably high skill gain
- Dwarfs refuse to use picks after unforbidding said picks while traders are present with their own picks
- Giraffe is trainable for war
- All animals are described as “Gigantic”
- Last time i played DF there was a known issue where female soldiers would charge into battle with their babies strapped to their chest, and go berserk when their child was inevitably wounded
Dwarves also used to be able to drink other dwarves
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dwarves are just containers of liquids when you think about it
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My favourite was a note from Toady as he was developing Jumping, where due to a math(?) error he jumped, rocketed forwards at 30mph, hit a cliff and instagibbed.
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🍄 Seeding Preliminaries 1 🍄
All Mush here will be in the poll, this is just for seeding!
(No descriptions for these, just for ease of me getting them out)
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FRANKEN draws near! A new RPG from me appears out of nowhere! In “FRANKEN”, a hero fights monsters to become stronger so they can save the world.
Features: -the most rudimentary battle system imaginable -bestiary to read about all the monsters -find three magic orbs -explore the world and talk to characters
Length: 30 mins - 1 hour.
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A history of the names by which the Donkey Kong-themed puzzle game “Donkey Kong Coconut Crackers” by Rare went throughout development:
Top: in 2000, the game was conceptualized and called “Animal Crackers for Gameboy Advance”. The Donkey Kong theme was not decided upon yet.
Middle left: later in 2000, the Donkey Kong theme was authorized and the game was renamed to “Donkey Kong Puzzle Paint”.
Middle right: in 2001, it was renamed to “Donkey Kong Coconut Crackers”. In this form, it was shown at E3 2001 to the public. Due to the purchase of Rare by Microsoft in 2002, development was halted for several years and the license to use Donkey Kong was lost.
Bottom: finally, in 2004, the game was finished without a Donkey Kong theme and released as “It’s Mr. Pants”.
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