Do you think scout learnt to be grody so he could pass better or was he always like that
Oh no I think he was always like that. I think a very important part about Scout characterization is realizing that whatever is wrong w him transcends gender. Cis guy Scout? He's like that. Trans guy Scout? He's like that. Trans girl Scout? She's like that. Cis girl Scout??? She's like that. It's eternal
I dont care if I'm bleeding out scout isn't driving me to the hospital that bitch would take us to hooter while my lung give out
I don't have anything to add to this. Perfect post
I once saw a hc or whatever that Scouts headphones r for calling Pauling and it stayed in my mind so long that I made this.
Y'all should see this.
"Scout, are you aware Ms. Pauling doesn't like guys, right?"
"WHAT—"
Called as ChiliOfDestiny, the voice actor of Scout, came back with some clips and this one, killed me.
Scout canonically can't read so I'd like to think he's just looking at this piece of paper like 'This sure is A Word'.
16aug2022
gotta bring scout abuse back, mf is living too good now
I am a man of my word. Here’s ALL the mercs in crop tops, part 1: Scout, Heavy, Medic.
Funny that Medic can speed up to match Scout when healing him, but Spy cannot match his speed when disguised as him.
Medic can sprint if he needs to, but Spy's lungs are so terrible that he just has to hope nobody notices.
Do you think all of scouts brothers are spys children or not
Definitely not. I don't think Spy's the kinda guy to stick around for THAT long only to dip. However it is EXTREMELY funny to imagine that they are and Spy dipped only after Scout was born bc Scout just sucks that much
[Image ID: Reply from ocerie that says "You're cringer than you'll ever know Jeremy". End ID]
"Spy loves his family and always has" truthers are weak. Spy looked at baby scout and said "yucky" and he fucking dipped with no intention of coming back. He only showed any emotion towards scout when he was literally dying and then got pissed when he survived. This man is the worst.
family relationships
medic’s impossible to play games with because he just makes random shit up to help him win. they’ll be playing uno and somebody’ll get down to one card and be like haha :) I’m gonna win :)
and he looks at his own deck and clicks his tongue and goes um actually we’re playing with the ruleset where you need exactly four cards to win. and no matter how much everyone argues with him about it he takes whatever’s in the betting pool and marches away with the self assured stance of a champion
i'm surprised he hasn't been outright murdered by his teammates for that
how dare you hide this in the tags
i know i just fuked up the end lel
dude this fucking slaps
scout plays minecraft and believes herobrine is real
- @boston-ankle-biter (sideblog)
He believes Herobrine is real not as in like he's a real thing in the game but that he's a sapient, malicious entity who is out to get him.