I'm going Sleepcycling

I open my pants and a single fly flies out and there's nothing but a grey disc and a slightly smaller brown disc inside

I think there should be a series about cutesy anime girls going mountain climbing but then the tone shifts into a very realistic and grueling depiction of how doing so actually works complete with frostbite and loss of life.

Any systems when they were younger like... Come up with a Dark Side to whatever sona you had?

Whether it be a spirit or demon that possessed their body, an evil twin or counterpart, a being that represented intrusive thoughts, etc?

I visited my ex once when I was younger and we somehow ended up playing a game where everytime they'd open the door and enter their room I'd pretend to be a different character and try to do their voice/act like them and I really enjoyed it.

Anyway there's people in my head now.

I need to get a flu shot every year to keep my autism levels up.

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It really gets me that like... Hal loves people, he loves working with others and being helpful. His mission is so important that it changes the entire course of humanity and our perception of life beyond our Solar System.

And yet, he's never been to Earth. Discovery One was so massive that it had to be built from orbit and launched above the moon, it never once touched the surface of any celestial body, best case scenario it'd never be able to launch again, in the worst it'd crumble under its own weight.

Hal has such a deep connection to Earth and the people on it and wants to do his best for his peers and yet can never see the impact he's had with his own eyes, the distance bridging his position around Jupiter to Earth paralleling his separation as a machine communicating with humans.

I love airplanes so much but if you try and talk to me about modern military aircraft I'll start biting.

God gives his mentalness of illnesses to his favoritest of blorbos

Can't wait for Musk to try and make his own version of Twitter as payback and have it crash and burn.

[I glance at the watch on my wrist but it's filled with miscellaneous goop]

wow would you look at the slime

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Fucked up how you never kill the same ant twice.

Like, sure there's billions of them and they're all made to be uniform workers devoted to their queen but they're all still individuals, a single life that grew from an egg and is born with an unknown drive to benefit those around them, their sisters, their family.

Every ant that has been squashed, poisoned, carelessly flushed down the drain, or otherwise was a living, breathing, unique being whose experiences differed from from that of their comrades even if just ever so slightly.

I guess my point is just because something is plentiful doesn't mean it has any less value.

Dreamt that there was a new meme called "Poor vanishing Mishki" in which someone tried to take a picture of their schnauzer, Mishki, in the dark without flash but she was so dark-haired that the only thing the camera could make out was just the slightest bit of her white/blue eyes so people started making pictures of shit like LuckyLuciano and Jerma Sus Face with the brightness way down and in extremely poor quality with a blue tint, but then someone turned up the brightness and contrast on the original picture and found that Mishki was actually snarling a bit at the camera and she looked really creepy/off-putting.

I'm sorry but regardless if the leaks are true the designs presented so far for Arceus Legends just seem lazy.

I think ever since the release Of Ultra Sun and Moon it's really shown how rushed and strained the Gamefreak team is to push new content each year and that's unfortunate.

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