I'm going Sleepcycling

Starting a collection

If you have more I'd love to see them this is my favorite meme format ever

obsessed with this vid from the official smithsonian national zoo page

a dog, yes, but also an Obstacle

this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

Parsnips is sooooo good at showing me her toys

i wanted to show everyone my favorite tiktok

the creator of this tiktok, zainah.mb, has many family members in palestine who have been martyred. at least 37, in fact. if you would like to help her out financially, she runs a hijab shop called modest behavior, and sells sister minnie merch. here's a link to her paypal as well.

as far as i know, she doesn't live in palestine, but she is palestinian. consider supporting her

She also has an Instagram and has put a official go fund me that she wants people to help if they can.

Neither are impressed with the other.

Anyone else think the “phantom cat shaver” might be an inside cat vigilante trying to send a message? This is already making some Brits say they’ll keep their cats indoors.

water shrew..

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

String identified:      g a   ac  cat    a         ca       ’     a   t    at      a   T     a            a t  g         

Closest match: Raphanus sativus genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Radish

Did you hear that buddy?

You’re a radish.

together with my followers we created a playlist on Spotify 🎶

He was likely hallucinating if he wasn’t making it up for fun but the coolest and scariest marine cryptid claim is definitely the giant freezing cold carnivorous flesh blob allegedly encountered by a diver in 1953, who said he watched it eat a shark: “ Suddenly the water became distinctly colder. While the temperature continued to drop with surprising rapidity, I saw a black mass rising from the darkness of the chasm. It floated upwards very slowly. As at last light reached it I could see that it was of dull brown colour and tremendous size, a flat ragged edged thing about one acre in extent. It pulsated sluggishly and I knew that it was alive despite its lack of visible limbs or eyes. Still pulsating, this frightful vision floated past my level, by which time the coldness had become most intense. The shark now hung completely motionless, paralyzed either by cold or fear. While I watched fascinated, the enormous brown thing reached the shark, contacted him with its upper surface. The shark gave a convulsive shiver and was drawn unresisting into the substance of the monster. “

HEY WAIT. WAS IT JUST A FUCKING WHALE PLACENTA.

I mean it couldn’t have been “an acre across” but here’s the thing sharks fucking LOVE these. So what I think happened is this guy saw a whale placenta drift overhead on the current and so did that shark. The shark paused in wonder at the fucking smorgasborg coming its way and dove headlong into the ocean’s biggest free pizza, completely wrapped up in it having the time of its sharky life in a way that would definitely look to the untrained oxygen-deprived eye like a giant amoeba came by and ate the shark.

She got a hair cut

Every day is a perfect day to draw stupid animal pictures but replace the animals with planes.

cats are small and you can pick them up

No. Big.

ちがう。大きい。

how did i not notice before that the genius bu himself was here... Anyways. picking him up

You literally cannot do that.

無理よ。

this is the best possible addition to this post I am losing my shit over here can you IMAGINE

[ID 1: a white, brown eyed dog wearing a plaid shirt and looking up at the viewer with a pleading expression.

ID 2: a comment by hedgiwithapen, that reads: i taught my cat 'oh! People food!' meant not for her and then had to use that to prevent her from eating a neighbor's fish. the neighbor was. Concerned. end ID]