I'm going Sleepcycling

Starting a collection

If you have more I'd love to see them this is my favorite meme format ever

this was missing the incredibly important next picture where she got mad at the camera like its their fault she bit the soap

レモンベリー マネキネコ

i wanted to show everyone my favorite tiktok

the creator of this tiktok, zainah.mb, has many family members in palestine who have been martyred. at least 37, in fact. if you would like to help her out financially, she runs a hijab shop called modest behavior, and sells sister minnie merch. here's a link to her paypal as well.

as far as i know, she doesn't live in palestine, but she is palestinian. consider supporting her

She also has an Instagram and has put a official go fund me that she wants people to help if they can.

I don't think it should be weird, for me to put a fruit fly outside

Anyone else think the “phantom cat shaver” might be an inside cat vigilante trying to send a message? This is already making some Brits say they’ll keep their cats indoors.

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

String identified:      g a   ac  cat    a         ca       ’     a   t    at      a   T     a            a t  g         

Closest match: Raphanus sativus genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Radish

Did you hear that buddy?

You’re a radish.

Every day is a perfect day to draw stupid animal pictures but replace the animals with planes.

cats are small and you can pick them up

No. Big.

ちがう。大きい。

how did i not notice before that the genius bu himself was here... Anyways. picking him up

You literally cannot do that.

無理よ。

Please watch this anime, it's about a cute cat that gets raised by an otter and nuclear war

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

家主なんかムカつくです

あとで　ふんでやるです

Now I'm annoyed by my landlady ... well, I'll step and step on her later!

nearly identical

これなに！ぐそくむし！？

What's this!? The isopod!?

the peaceful life of the isopod..

みんなシゴト早いわね💢

イワカンないって家主わらってるですよ

シカエシカクテイですよ💢 ふんでやるです！

Why can you do it so fast!? My landlady is laughing so much as there's no incompatibility! I'll revenge her! Step and step heavily!

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got switched to dry food today. fuck my fucking life

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just got into bed. had a tough day napping. sooooo tired can't wait to sleep

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whgere my balls

HEADBUTT STRENGTH OF 10,000 SUNS

just kidding. nap strength of 10,000 sleepies

sorry this is by and far the funniest way to announce you’ve lost a leopard

For the record Nova is a clouded leopard, not an African one. They weigh about 30 pounds and are not very aggressive or considered a serious danger to humans. Probably best known by this meme:

Someone cut a hole in her enclosure (or at least that’s what it looks like) and they found her about seven hours later in the nearby trees, safe and sound.

also they found her because a squirrel was chattering angrily about her being in the tree.  i just think that’s really funny. 

A little bit stinky

Fire At Will

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