I'm going Sleepcycling

Thank you moctor!!!

this rig is very fun!

rip simon jarrett you wouldve loved tiktok

one of my favourite things about my boyfriend is that he's 6'4 but convinced he is a normal sized person and this does not constitute "tall"

once, if not twice, a week the card game shop he plays digimon at upload a top-4 photo best described as "gandalf and the hobbits" and every time he is genuinely baffled as to why he looks like that

told him i made this post and he's still insistent that he isn't tall

incidentally the fact i am 5'5 also comes as a shock to him at least once a day and then he inevitably asks if i'm "normally that short"

if you lean in real close you can hear his singular brain cell bouncing around like a windows screensaver

Has your boyfriend got his eyesight checked? Bc when I don’t wear my glasses I’m nice and close to the ground but when I do it’s HOLY SHIT WHY AM I THIS TALL, I’M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS, HELP ME time and it’s genuinelly terrifying.

he wears glasses he's just dumb

update to this post from yesterday:

bf: apparently only 7% of people are over 6' tall me: yes........? bf: that isn't very many. am i tall? me: i cannot believe we are having this discussion again. yes. you are tall. you are still tall. you were tall yesterday. you will be tall tomorrow bf: oh my god i'm tall aren't i me: my love the netherlands is the tallest country in the world and even there average male height is 6' 0.5". you are tall by "kingdom of giants" standards, even. but we live on "shortarse island", so... bf: AM i tall though me: you are 6ft 4

he is he's very pretty

Can he make spinach puffs? Asking for irrelevant reasons....

having watched emperors new groove (it's my favourite) he does understand this reference but also he really loves cooking so you saying this has now prompted him to look up how to make spinach puffs

which is to say that yes, he is kronk

fun fact they're both the same person. same 6'4 boyfriend referred to himself as a short king because he thought it meant a man who really likes wearing shorts

This is a picture of a cis woman, y’all are literally just racist

TERFS DID THIS TO ME ON TUMBLR. I got an anon telling me I passed terribly. like. I'm literally cis and by telling me I do not pass, you are showing that you view womanhood in ways that are not only regressive for trans folk but also regressive and harmful for the very cis women you claim to support and prioritize. They uphold the very beauty and gender performative standards they seek to diminish. Fuck terfs.

reminds me of the time i got an anon saying i would NEVER be a real woman no matter HOW much makeup i wore. like, thanks for the affirmation bud i guess

Allow me to introduce you to the WTF, World! of transvestigators. Seriously, this is actually a thing

[image ID: Elon Musk in profile walking behind another man. A curvy black line has been drawn behind his shoulder and back. Pink block letters read, “Even when wearing a suit, Elon’s curvy female spine is evident.” /end ID]

Y'all this shit is WILD, I've never seen something so delusional

Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.

@coyotecure your tags have me cackling omfg

Mystery dog…

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

feeding the reanimator community in any way i can

ik we all act like engie is supposed to be the least unhinged of the group but lets acknowledge that he canonically made miss pauling a teleporter to put in her stomach to help her win a hotdog eating contest and also helped medic perform surgery on a man to turn him into a sentient halloween decoration

I feel like if you were on the Invader Zim crew, you were liable to be roasted in the show.

- Gir’s voice actor got a green car that the crew thought was ugly. So they put in a whole skit in the show about a guy getting his ugly green car destroyed.

- the Tallests obsession with snacks is ripped from Jhonen Vasquez, who constantly brought in gas station snacks into the studio. The crew thought some of the snacks were gross.

- they got a guy who is scared of babies to write an episode about evil babies.

- Jhonen Vasquez and Rikki Simmons kept making cameos in the show, the first time it was as a possibility for Zim’s human disguise. He called them “Ugly” and “Stinky”.

THATS HILARIOUS

nature is terrifying

Benny in his jazzercise halloween costume from a request on instagram 

phoenix “just swallow the evidence” wright

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@strife-kind

honey……

i thought it was……….. a song……………….. i was mistaken……………………..

I…I’m mad

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

Hh

Mac and Charlie would be conducting a scheme where they deliver alcohol to people’s doors but they decided not to take any orders. They just show up with the alcohol and demand money for it. When people don’t have cash to pay them, they accepted electronics and valuables. It becomes clear that Charlie and Mac are robbing people and leaving them with unlabeled, watered-down alcohol that they do not want.

Dennis and Frank plan to keep paddy’s open because Dennis believes he is stronger than the virus and Frank doesn’t even believe it’s real. They hire Cricket as a waiter to interact with the customers “just in case”. Cricket gives all the patrons a much worse disease.

Dee is the only one who stays home and quarantines. She gets coronavirus almost immediately.

Favorite character??

uwu

WTF Disney: Disneyland’s ‘Goof Ball’ walk-around character, 1993.

(As if the whole thing weren’t creepy enough, why is his hat a snake?!)

I wanted to learn more about this image… but there is nothing.

A search for “Goofy Golf Ball” “Goof Ball” and “Goofy Golf Ball Snake” and all variations thereof lead to links about halloween costumes and actual golf balls featuring Goofy.

So I searched the Disney wiki… and…

There is no 1993 variant of the character, much less one fused with a golfball.

And a reverse google search?

Four freakin results… one from twitter, the rest originating in some form to this very post! The biggest one? The one I’m reblogging right now!

What are you!? Why do you have a snake for a hat?! Are those arms or ears of flippers!

This image exists… that much is true… but the contents held within…  doesn’t…

This is a window into an alternate timeline, a reality suggestive of our own but different… wrong…

A cursed image in it’s truest form, censored not only by the Walt Disney Company but by reality itself.

By pure coincidence, the right zeroes and ones that form our reality have manifested in this collection of pixels, seemingly presenting a moment from the not so distant past, but a past which is almost, but not quite, completely alien to our own.

I FOUND HIM

I FOUND THE GOOF

he’s apparently from a 1992 Disneyland parade called ‘The World According to Goofy’ which. still explains very little but at least he’s THERE

anyway you can see Proof Of His Existence here: https://youtu.be/-zerX9hNNW0?t=4m7s

okay, but i think we’re all sleeping on the fact that in sort-of solving one mystery, we have opened countless others

what are these beings supposed to represent? did we find a grainy home video from another plane of reality? deliver us the truth

OP here! Quick bit of backdtory:

I scanned the original pic from an old issue of Storyboard Magazine. It was featured in an article about the Grand Opening of Disneyland’s Toontown.

There, among a large photo spread of buildings, fountains and rides that would never open and/or close almost immediately, was a photo the ‘Goof Ball’. What’s more, the photo named him: Goofball!

Every other walk-around character they brought out for the ribbon-cutting was your average, everyday Mickey, Minnie, Donald, etc. And then there was the Goofball.

Someone in costuming was a genius that day.

Oh, and that ‘World According to Goofy’ parade is a treasure trove of WTF Disney riches. Take, for instance, this photo of ‘Clarapatra of the Nile’…

It’s madness, but I LOVE IT!!!