~*christian girl problems*~

"hahahA I think I'm going to create a girl w/ a perf sense of humor and hilarious posts and gr8 ways to deal with anon hate" -what jesus said when he was creating you (love your blog btw its legit)

You don't hate gay people right?

How would you react if someone hid all of the bibles you have in your house, and put introductory science textbooks in their place? Just curious..

*whispers* Ave dominus enim noster diabolus

I’m out of holy water, do you have any I can use?

Is booty the answer?

Not even 10 seconds on ur blog and I'm following so hard ahahahahah

pls tell god to strike me down already ive been sinning since age 10

Do you believe all gay people are going to hell?

Really? “All that sh*t” I thought you were a Christian. First of all that’s not how a very godly person would respond. And second, that’s straight out of the Bible. If that’s what you call sh*t then how dare you call yourself a Christian! That honestly makes me sick.

Ok hold up tho! Getting a divorce does not automatically sentence people to hell. Yeah, I’m sure that it upsets God and it certainly isn’t what he intended for us. But God is forgiving and understanding. King David literally committed adultery and then killed the woman’s husband to cover it up. If he can still be considered a man after God’s own heart, a couple who got divorced for whatever reason can still love God. Salvation is not based upon our actions, but rather our devotion to his word

We need more posts .-.

*Satanic hello*

*Knocks on door* hello young ladhy i am here to tell you about Satan our lord and god can i come in