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2024
- DO IT SCARED
- FUCK IT WE BALL
- REMEMBER THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT YOU
- MAKE THE CHOICE TO END HARMFUL PATTERNS
- LOVE WITH YOUR WHOLE HEART
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starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.
IDK I’m just sick of hearing how Business Bros talk and how many people are suckers for it. I want blunt people standing there going “hey, that guy didn’t actually SAY anything, he just strung together a bunch of nonsense corporate words to make you think ‘ooo profit’ but there’s nothing substantial here”
We would do the same to politicians.
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Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?
Mixed reviews
Normal people: hey man how's it going
Guy who loves spreadsheets: can I make you a spreadsheet
controversial opinion but ive suffered enough and should get everything i want for forever from now on and also im pretty cute
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Noopy Memorial Photodump
Soho, also known as Noopy, Toad, Cheese Curd, Toto, and Sobie, was one of the best dogs to ever walk this earth. Everyone who met her was immediately enamored with how sweet she was. Rescued at 4 weeks, she was always really sickly, so we knew her time on this planet would be short. She would've turned 4 in a couple weeks. She was still a baby. She loved fetch, and hated bringing toys back. She never barked unless it was really necessary. She hated thunderstorms, but liked her thundershirt. When she was reeeaally happy, she'd do little tippy taps, and her ears would break. Whenever she did something she shouldn't, she'd smile and squint her eyes, wiggle around because she knew she was too cute to be mad at. She liked chasing bunnies and eating tomatoes from Mom's garden. And when she'd look at me, her beautiful cinnamon eyes would be so wide, her pupils so big. She was so full of love that she had a heart on her face.
there will never be a dog as sweet as my Noopy. give your pets an extra kiss for Soho's sake
Noopy Memorial Photodump
Soho, also known as Noopy, Toad, Cheese Curd, Toto, and Sobie, was one of the best dogs to ever walk this earth. Everyone who met her was immediately enamored with how sweet she was. Rescued at 4 weeks, she was always really sickly, so we knew her time on this planet would be short. She would've turned 4 in a couple weeks. She was still a baby. She loved fetch, and hated bringing toys back. She never barked unless it was really necessary. She hated thunderstorms, but liked her thundershirt. When she was reeeaally happy, she'd do little tippy taps, and her ears would break. Whenever she did something she shouldn't, she'd smile and squint her eyes, wiggle around because she knew she was too cute to be mad at. She liked chasing bunnies and eating tomatoes from Mom's garden. And when she'd look at me, her beautiful cinnamon eyes would be so wide, her pupils so big. She was so full of love that she had a heart on her face.
there will never be a dog as sweet as my Noopy. give your pets an extra kiss for Soho's sake
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licherally up at 1am working myself into a tizzy (again) because my apartment isn't dog proof, and i've now convinced myself i NEED to get pet insurance and oh my god her food isnt delivered yet, what am i going to do, holy shit i lied to the office and said she's coming on monday instead of today. my car isnt clean enough for animal transport. what if she hates it here. what if she hates her crate. the toys. what if she doesnt want to live with me. what if she gets so upset she gets sick. im so scared something horrible is going to happen that will prevent me from having her.
Life threw a fucking wildcard that not even my hair-trigger-overthinking anxiety could've predicted: genetic kidney failure! I've raised this dog since she was 4 weeks old and needed to be bottle fed goat milk. She turns 4 next month. Now she may not turn 4 at all. Why have anxiety at all if it cant predict every possible outcome!!! Whddah hell!!!
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obsessed with every single detail in this video (x)
if today is any indication as for how this week is going to go, i am going to mcfreaking lose it
licherally up at 1am working myself into a tizzy (again) because my apartment isn't dog proof, and i've now convinced myself i NEED to get pet insurance and oh my god her food isnt delivered yet, what am i going to do, holy shit i lied to the office and said she's coming on monday instead of today. my car isnt clean enough for animal transport. what if she hates it here. what if she hates her crate. the toys. what if she doesnt want to live with me. what if she gets so upset she gets sick. im so scared something horrible is going to happen that will prevent me from having her.
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Time for a new Jelly, new good vibes! Good luck everyone, it’s gunna be good soon
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You have been visited by the twocumber. May you receive twofold luck in the coming days
You have been visited by the pairrot. May you receive a pair of lucks in the near future
You have been visited by the twinana. May you receive twice as many luck in the days ahead
This double grape doesn't have a fancy name, but my entire household agrees that it looks like a butt, so it's got that going for it. May it grant you the best badonkadonk bonanza of luck this world has ever seen.