Master Chief’s suit force feeds him Hot Dog Dinner

Transformers one fan art

When you just finished dicking her down and now you in her pantry looking at all of her son’s snacks you about to eat

This meme is far too powerful, and should be locked away in a vault where civilians are unable to access it

spooky season do y'all want to see the best medieval bats ever 🦇

(British Library MS Harley 3244 f. 55v)

(Bodleian Library MS Ashmole 304 f. 47v)

I have deep love for the cat.

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

I’m laughing it starts like a magical girl transformation and then it just goes splort

your teens are for learning how to rp and your twenties are for the trial and error of rping around a rotating door of some of the most bugfuck unstable people you have ever met and your thirties are for finding contentment rping with somewhere between three and ten people who all came out of it stronger together 🙏

Pulp sci-fi illustration by Italian artist, Aldo Di Gennaro (b. 1938).

This is probably the most culturally important thing I’ll ever seen in my lifetime if I’m being honest. I want this affixed over my mantle, embroidered into my denim, and emblazoned into my flesh so that generations to come may never forget this 1938 gem of an illustration. Put this on my gravestone and name my children after Alfo Di Gennaro. This is what it’s all about.

Artist was obviously a leg man, but I have never seen a female alien love interest designed as THIS alien before. She’s uniquely hairy, bugged-eyed, lines would indicate at least a partial exoskeleton, she has escaped being saddled with the mammories that a non-mammal being would not have, yet she’s got it bad for Space Force Leatherhead and he is so into her. I can practically hear his prose of her cabochon eyes of nebula violet, glowing with the passion to know and be known, in the starlight. The green of her body turning more vivid as discovery (and carnal knowledge) consume her conscious mind.

To suggest a red-blooded, human man could love Greedo’s cousin? Desire her??

This is fantastic, in every sense. How many lives did this change forever?

Smiles, everyone, smiles.

this is one of TWO great new tooth therapies i've been very interested in!

in one, they pack your cavities or cracked tooth or whatever with stem cells and then trigger those stem cells to become tooth cells and your tooth basically heals itself :D

in this one, they basically tell your genes, "hey, remember that bit of genetic code that caused your body to grow a whole new set of teeth when you were like 8 years old? Yeah, run that code again right here" or, more accurately, what they really do is tell your body to temporarily stop running the extra bit of code that prevents you continuously growing new teeth like a shark.

anyway, can you imagine? Right now if you lose an adult tooth, in order to replace it they have to drill into your skull bones and screw in a fake one. In ten years you might be able to just... grow a new one! the future of dentistry is about to be so cool!

I literally cannot breathe omfg

I had to get up and go into the bathroom bc I was hyperventilating trying not to laugh out loud at 4 am with Emet asleep in the room

I... OH MY FUCKING GAWD.

After this bit, someone in the audience let him know that Oklahoma City actually does technically have a monument to cock. Basically, somebody decided to put in an art installation with the letters O K and C (for Oklahoma City) repeated all the way around and uhhh…

They actually have a cock ring

VENOM: THE LAST DANCE (2024) dir. Kelly Marcel

commission for @RobotMothPie

play with bleach products windows closed no gloves 10 hours every day

everyone show your respects to stelluna this month you hear me

everyone say thank you stellaluna

Have you reconsidered embracing ceremorphosis?