mama chonk

Reminds me of putting my brother in the burger King crown and marching him to DQ and announcing his entry like some weeb squire

It was funny to me

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

let’s see if this extra cup of coffee makes me good or evil

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

i had the urge to search for this and bring it back

A PIECE OF CLASSIC LITERATURE

‘this meeting could have been an e-mail’ but it’s me watching long tiktoks and thinking ‘this could have been a two-sentence text post’

#this could have been a vine :(

Put in the tags how many scars you have and how you got them

Today marks 30 years of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine! Here's an appreciation post featuring some more episode artwork I've made over the past few years.

Bohatyrka by sculptor Vasily Korchevoy

Here's some more amazing plus size sculptures by Vasily Korchevoy:

"Standing in Marble"

"Luxurious"

"Lush"

"Prosperity"

See more here: (https://www.saatchiart.com/v.korchevoy)

Also check out artist Adam Shultz...

"Untamed"

"Sisters"

"Aphrodite"

See more here: (https://artcloud.com/artist/adam-schultz)

Watching tng makes spirk so much funnier bcoz picard and riker have an actual platonic relationship between captain and 1st commander and can u imagine them doing the things spock and kirk do? Picard asking for a backrub from riker. Riker saying picard is literally infallible. Picard telling riker that he makes him believe in miracles.

love to purchase items but at what cost

love to purchase items but at what cost

Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

Goddamn preach this

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

Felt like drawing a turret from portal all kinda covered in foliage. Still works but its got a bit of aging.

It was nice using a semi painterly style with the foliage.

It was nice using

a semi painterly style

with the foliage.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Hey internet you know how we bullied The Sonic Movie into re doing all the CGI can we bully The Mario Movie into redoing all of Mario's voice acting....

My thoughts as well