Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars

THIS BLOG. THIS!

So people can read the stories they’ve forgotten about…

First it was funny THEN IT WAS PAINFUL.

Ouch…

I hate negative numbers and will stop at nothing to avoid them

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

well aren’t you the casanova

I told a boy he wore the same cologne as my dad while we were making out and he asked me to leave

putting the no in casanova

¿casa no va, am i rite?

These delectable dinosaurs are the creation of Spanish graphic designer Alejo Malia for a series entitled Jurassic Sweet, a playful combination of Ben & Jerry’s playful product naming and the Jurassic Park series). It would take buckets of maple syrup to adequately cover one Wafflesaurus, but such an awesome prehistoric treat seems worth the effort.

Head over to Alejo Malia’s Behance page to check out more of his creative projects.

[via Whitezine]

my mate told me this joke the other week and i still laugh to myself about it okay are u ready for this

so a german installs a bath around his table…

BADUMTISCH

ok maybe I’m too German to get this joke, can someone explain?

(bad = bath, um = around, tisch = table)

the sound ba dum tisch mimics the sound of a drum and cymbal, which was one used to emphasize the punchline after a joke. now it’s used when the punchlines are awful or cheesy, like puns