“Ok dost thou finger thyself?(;”

hamlet was the original fuck boy

what if’t be true i was there with thee?

ha, ha, and thence what?

i’ve seen a few posts going around of people trying to stump akinator and i think i’ve got it you guys

i’m gonna make him guess those trees off to the left

wish me luck

they’re fucking trees akinator

idk man i try to stay out of the relationship conflicts of vegetation

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS AKINATOR??????????????? FUCK THIS GAME

According to the Law of Conservation of Mass, matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This means that all atoms are recycled over time. Which in turn means that our own atoms are ancient as well. One’s skin could have carbon in it from a meteorite or from a trilobite thousands of years old, and your blood could contain hydrogen from earth’s original atmosphere.

I have too much free time on my hands

sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

Are you beach-body ready?

sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

When someone starts supporting all different types of sexual orientations and genders

when they start trashing straight cis white people

BLESS THIS POST AND BLESS YOU

Nah this post sucks…straight cis white people have so much privilege it’s really not that hard to get over being made fun of on a fucking website

I love that scene in Night at the Museum where ur like “oh shit a scary mummy oh nooo” and then IT’S JUST THE CUTEST BOY IN THE WORLD

The Signs Having A Limited Time To Diffuse A Bomb

Aries: “WE’RE GONNA DIE” *gets slapped by Sagittarius*

Taurus: *still mad that Virgo took the last cookie at that party two years ago but helps anyway*

Gemini: *poking Virgo to annoy them* “hey hey HEYYYYY! Cut the green wire” ^_^

Cancer: *crying so hard they can’t talk*

Leo: “NO I CANT DIEEEEEE”

Virgo: “SHUT THE FUCK UP GEMINI! TAURUS HELP ME!”

Libra: “MMM WHATCHA SAYYYY” *crying with Capricorn*

Scorpio: *knows how to diffuse the bomb but won’t tell anybody that*

Sagittarius: “PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER ARIES! WE’LL MAKE IT OUT ALIVE”

Capricorn: “MMMMM WHATCHA SAYYYYY, MM THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELLLLLL” *went insane; they think they’re in movie with Libra*

Aquarius: “I wonder what it’s like to blow up….”

Pisces: “WE’RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT OUT ALIVE”

*Virgo and Taurus diffused the bomb 10 minutes ago, they just wanted to see the signs suffer*

argulor this is us

well maybe i wanna leave kudos again u smiley piece of red box shit

First of all this post is racist as fuck. Is it because all of these women are black? NONE OF THESE NAMES ARE GHETTO and the amount of notes it has are disgusting. 

Ashanti - A common name in Ghana. It is a name from a powerful African empire. It is a fucking African name.

Aaliyah - It’s also a fucking African name. It means “High Exalted”, “Highest of All”, “To Ascend”. It also means Princess, Beautiful, Goddess, and some other beautiful meanings.

Beyonce - Oh look, another fucking African name. It means “beyond others”. It also derives from the French surname Beyincé, which is also her mother’s maiden name.

Ciara - It is of Irish origin and it means “dark haired beauty” or “black”.

Onika - Yet, another African name. It means warrior and is most often used as a boy’s name. 

Last but not least, Zendaya, which is also a fucking African name. It is a language of Zimbabwe/Southern Zambi. It means “To give thanks”.

Just because it’s not of your culture doesn’t mean it’s fucking ghetto. Who wants a common ass name anyway? You are racist and ignorant. Please educate yourself. 

Preach.