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Matt’s hydration station (?)
ALEX TURNER: I like my women AND drummers well hydrated.
Alex Turner: The Human Dancing Mustard Seed
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matthew j helders III said they’re working on AM7
2021 already is looking better
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YALL IVE BEEN SEARCHING THIS VIDEO FOR 3 DAYS AND I FINALLY FOUND THEM IM SO HAPPY BYEEEE
The way these two look at each other’s is going to be the death of me one day
He. Put. Him. On. His. Knees. With. A. Look.
Out of character
2019
#pascalcampion
Arctic Monkeys © sophie jarry 7 November 2013. Zénith, Paris.
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Who did the 70s porn director look better, Turner or Shuman?
Solidly Turner.
GQ Meets Milex Fanfiction:
Let me set the scene: sometime between Axl Rose getting braids (2002) and People Just Do Nothing jumping the shark (right now), those brothers in melodic yarns Turner and Kane, plus “another human being” – let’s call her “The Girl”, shall we, to save her poor mother’s heart condition? – are intertwined among the postcoital flotsam of an upmarket hotel room.
As threesomes go it was distinctly melodious: grins abound, joints are passed (maybe, or is that just a rollie?), sighs are breathlessly murmured and no one’s Cava breath is so metallic as to put anyone off thinking about not visiting said messy pleasure palace yet again.
“Hey, I’m glad you came,” Turner is alleged to have said, forever on the right side of etiquette and politeness in such matters. While Kane, in his sludgy Scouser lilt acknowledged, “Ah, thanks, man.” At which point Turner sat bolt upright in his sparkly gold briefs (unconfirmed) to stress who, in fact, his grateful aside was aimed at: “Not you, you wally. Her!”
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MILEX FANFICS EVERYONE SHOULD READ (AO3)
@lariekoekje / MechanicalHeart
Rear-view mirror
@girlinthepictureframe / WeirdChick333
Miracle aligner
Now we know
A trip into a dream
The briefest kiss
@tightredpants / Tightredpants
Across the universe
Daily routine
Find me
This once, and then we can forget
Cracked actor
There's a starman
The jeweller's hand
The foro sol incident
Guitar strings and bookends
@yvette-cigarette / yvette_cigarette
Across the universe
An unguarded moment.
Then there was the bad weather.
The ghost of Christmas past
How terribly strange to be seventeen...
Drive my car
There's a starman...
@richiebrook / RichieBrook
Won't someone dance with me
An evening in london
Contact
Picture book
The galaxy's edge
There's a brand new dance
A little distorted
Amsterdam
Dinner for two
I'll wear a mask for you
In for better weather
Still afloat
@gasdancer / GasDancer
The boy with the thorn in his side
Why won't you wear your new trench coat?
Joie de vivre
Bring your love baby, I could bring my shame
Telephone line
@tealybob / Tealybob
What butterflies eat
@elorianna / Elorianna
A place in your heart
In my wildest dreams
On the cusp
Something in your magnetism
Illuminations on a rainy day
Somewhere darker
Ain't got anything to lick without you baby
The mirror's image
@england-is-mine / england_is_mine
You'll never walk alone
White emulsion
Save it got the morning after
Cleveland
@shes-thunder-storms / acrobaticblood
Aeons behind liminality
Something to rely on
Down the pitfalls and never up
Cured my January blues
Why'd you only call me when you're drunk
Coax me out my low
Light of my life, fire of my loins
Save it for the morning after
@fiireside / fiireside
Come on in, the water's lovely
Time in a bottle
Wondrous place
Sick puppy
Glass-bottomed ego
Mr. Zero gravity
Sunlight, sunlight
The 36 questions that lead to love
Saturn's return
A wonderful week
@thosewhitejeans / thosewhitejeans
Cuddles in the kitchen
True romance
Two years have gone now
Technological advances (really bloody get me in the mood)
@glassjacket / Rhanon_Brodie (Glass_Jacket)
Hotel room (free love revival)
This world's a fiction
@dontcareajot / dontcareajot
Cigarette kiss
Facade
Fix
Snapshot
@hemovesthemoon / thecaskofarmadillo
Enemies to lovers
The turtle addendum
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alex/miles and "what happened doesn't change anything"
Alex has a girlfriend.
Alex always has a girlfriend. He’s never single two minutes before he finds another bird to fall head over heels for. Miles is bitter, so he considers it a defense mechanism. It’s unkind of him, he knows, and unkind to the birds in question, who are almost always charming and sweet and, if nothing else, good to Alex. But still he thinks it. It’s Alex’s defense against him. Against wanting him.
Because Alex does want him. It’s there in the way his gaze lingers, the way he touches Miles, almost reverently. It’s there in the way he smiles- and Miles has noticed that he has this one smile, special and bright, that he saves just for Miles. It’s their smile. Miles always plays nice with Alex’s girlfriends, shakes their delicate hands and turns on the friendly charm, but inside he’s thinking, he never smiles at you that way. He wonders if they notice or if they refuse to notice. He wonders if they care.
If you get Alex drunk enough, he’ll actually admit it sometimes. Only to Miles, only with a whisper or a kiss in a darkened corner. But the next day it’s always the same. Alex will refuse to acknowledge it. His silence will say, what happened doesn’t change anything.
And Miles, bitter and jealous and hopeless and helpless, will let him get away with it.
When fanfiction ceases being fiction... so well written.
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it’s been a wonderful week, hasn’t it, miles?
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Alex ain’t jealous, he’s just possessive.
* From the time the boyfriends went to Sumo
“Darlin’ if it’s all the same to you, I’ll have to myself.” Not hard joining the dots here.
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Alex and stars + moon, a thrilling saga… aka the one where I just really like to draw Alex with stars lol