You Will Follow That Light [Top Banana]
Three more matches have been added to “Off the Hook” in Jeffersonville, IN next Saturday.
The main event is unprecedented, as all of the current CHIKARA champions, Hallowicked, N_R_G, and Heidi Lovelace will pair up against a quartet of CHIKARA all-stars in Icarus, The Throwbacks, and Princess Kimberlee. With Heidi being pitted against all of her current Challenge of the Immortals partners, this could be interesting.
Speaking of the Challenge of the Immortals, two more matches for the tournament have been signed. In the first meeting between the United Nations and the BDK, Juan Francisco de Coronado and The Proletariat Boar of Moldova will battle Jakob Hammermeier & Soldier Ant. Also, the Snake Pit and Nightmare Warriors will finish out the series as Eddie Kingston challenges Blind Rage. In the first meeting of these teams, the Warriors defeated the Snake Pit in trios action back at “Spring Breakout” in May.
“Off the Hook” - Saturday, October 24th - Jeffersonville, IN
1) Hallowicked, N_R_G (Race Jaxon/Hype Rockwell) & Heidi Lovelace vs. Icarus, The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield/“Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti) & Princess Kimberlee
2) Challenge of the Immortals: Juan Francisco de Coronado/The Proletariat Boar of Moldova [United Nations] vs. Jakob Hammermeier/Soldier Ant [BDK]
3) Challenge of the Immortals: Ophidian/Shynron [Snake Pit] vs. Drew Gulak/Orange Cassidy [Gentleman’s Club]
4) AC/DC (Arik Cannon/Darin Corbin) vs. Battleborn (Lucas Calhoun/Missile Assault Man)
5) Challenge of the Immortals: Chuck Taylor [Gentleman’s Club] vs. Blaster McMassive [Wrecking Crew]
6) Challenge of the Immortals: Eddie Kingston [Snake Pit] vs. Blind Rage [Nightmare Warriors]
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Podcast-A-Go-Go #418 ft. Amasis & Fire Ant vs. Frightmare & Blind Rage from “Pier Pressure” in its entirety.
More Challenge of the Immortals action has been signed for Chicago, IL! The Nightmare Warriors of Hallowicked, Frightmare, and Blind Rage take on the BDK of Jakob Hammermeier, Soldier Ant, and Nøkken on June 13th for “Sword of Destiny.”
A third Challenge of the Immortals trios contest has been signed for “Shock and Aww” in Indinapolis, IN on June 14th. The Nightmare Warriors of Silver Ant, Frightmare & Blind Rage battle the Wrecking Crew of Max Smashmaster, Flex Rumblecrunch & Jaka. These two teams top the Challenge of the Immortals leaderboard currently, but one will take the lead after this weekend.
Hallowicked blog, 4.21.2015
Unlike so many others, I have never been one to spout on about manners of which I have no knowledge. So take heed when you read these words, they have been carefully chosen and are undeniable truths all.
By the will of Nazmaldun alone I am your CHIKARA Grand Champion. I have taken this title from Icarus, as commanded, and I shall hold it until such a time as the Lord of Rot wills it lost. I take no pleasure in being a champion to CHIKARA. My reward is in watching the discord it creates. In watching friendships torn asunder and watching others struggle to gain what I hold. I shall not be driven to madness as Eddie Kingston was, spurred by the hopeless strategy of being Champion for all time. I shall instead revel in the madness that grips those who seek to unseat me. I shall not brandish the belt to rally others under the banner of CHIKARA as Icarus did to vanquish Deucalion and his Flood of followers. I shall wield it as proof to non-believers that Nazmaldun shows favor to his disciples.
I have heard the whispers surrounding me. That I have been "corrupted." That I have lost my mind. That I worship at the feet of something otherworldly...something which does not exist. I assure you I am in full command of all my faculties. Yet my motives are still questioned. How can you deny the presence of Nazmaldun? He foretold I would be Grand Champion and here I stand. The Spear and The War Hammer have already been awakened to him. The Dagger will yet know the light of his being and then be plunged into the beating heart of our enemy. How long until the rest of these dogs accept the truth? He offers any who come willingly into the fold the chance to escape their doom. All who will forsake personal glory, bare his mark, and serve him need only surrender to us. This gift is alone not extended to UltraMantis Black however. His fate is sealed and there can be no repentance for him in the eyes of the Eater. Ultramantis, you exist now only to be tormented until your bitter end.
There will come a time when all the world is swallowed by Nazmaldun's wrath. It begins at CHIKARA. Here shall be the staging ground for his global army. This place has secrets yet to be revealed even to me, secrets which my master covets. Once CHIKARA has been blackened by his grasp, ONLY when every man and woman within its confines bears the 3 branches will my next command be known. For those who resist his immutable will, the savagery of our reprisal shall be legendary.
All Glory Nazmaldun.
-H
Challenge of the Immortals trios action sees The Snake Pit (Eddie Kingston, Shynron & Argus) battle The Nightmare Warriors (Hallowicked, Frightmare, & Silver Ant) at “Spring Breakout” in Haverhill, MA on May 2nd!
The main event of “For British Eyes” only is a Challenge of the Immortals trios match! Icarus & The Throwbacks of Dasher’s Dugout take on Hallowicked, Frightmare, & Blind Rage of The Nightmare Warriors on April 3rd in Wolverhampton, England.