The CHIKARA Special

Infinite Gauntlet Report (5.10.19)

“The Infinite Gauntlet” - Saturday, May 11th - Philadelphia, PA

1. The Infinite Gauntlet ft. Ophidian, El Hijo del Ice Cream, Ice Cream Jr., Kobald, Boomer Hatfield, Worker Ant, John Francis of Coronado, Unsocial Jordan, Rick Roland, Hallowicked, Duke “The Dumpster” Droese, Officer Warren Barksdale, Razerhawk, Enzuigiri Evan, Solo Darling, Dasher Hatfield, Shazza McKenzie, The Whisper, Bull James, Molly McCoy, Volgar, Hermit Crab, Armbreaker Amir, Frantik, Oleg the Usurper, BLANK, Jawbreaker Josue, Nytehawk, Cornelius Crummels, Sonny Defarge, Razerhawk

2. Young Lions Cup: Still Life With Apricots and Pears (Champion) vs. Thief Ant

3. Lucas Calhoun & Stray Kat (1 Point) vs. F.I.S.T. (Icarus & Travis Huckabee) (1 Point)

4. The Colony (Fire Ant & Green Ant) (0 Points) vs. The Creatures of the Deep (Merlok & Cajun Crawdad) (0 Points)

5. Missile Assault Man (0 Points) vs. Der Wildebeest (0 Points)

The rivalry between the Xyberhawx 2000 and F.I.S.T continus at National Pro Wrestling Day, when the returning Nytehawk teams up with Razerhawk to face Travis Huckabee and Tony Deppen!

“National Pro Wrestling Day 2019″ - Lancaster, PA - Sunday, February 10th - 2:00 PM EST

1. Xyberhawx 2000 (Nytehawk & Razerhawk) (0 Points) vs. F.I.S.T. (Travis Huckabee & Tony Deppen) (1 Point)

2. Officer Warren Barksdale (0 Points) vs. Hallowicked (1 Point)

Podcast-A-Go-Go #539 ft. first round King of Trios 2018 action! The Xyberhawx Techno Union of Razerhawk, Danjerhawk, and Nytehawk challenge The Ancient Order of the Nations of Mick Moretti, Jack Bonza, and Adam Hoffman.

A four team elimination bout completes the card for this Saturday’s “Chikarasaurus Rex” event! In this match, each team has the opportunity to earn three points (and thus, a shot at the Campeones de Parejas) in one night, and only one team will leave with points in hand. None of the pairs in this contest have points to their name, so it’s all gain and no loss for the four teams in this bout!

“Chikarasaurus Rex: A Deadly Secret” - Saturday, August 11th - Philadelphia, PA

1. Grand Championship: Juan Francisco de Coronado (Champion) vs. “Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti

2. The Beast Warriors (Oleg the Usurper & The Proletariat Boar of Moldova) (0 Points) vs. Sonny Defarge & Cornelius Crummels (0 Points)

3. Dasher Hatfield & Boomer Hatfield (0 Points) vs. The Legion of Rot (Hallowicked & Frightmare) (1 Point)

4. Solo Darling (0 Points) vs. Ophidian (0 Points)

5. Elimination Match: Green Ant & Thief Ant (0 Points) vs. The Creatures of the Deep (Hermit Crab & Cajun Crawdad) (0 Points) vs. Xyberhawx 2000 (Razerhawk & Nytehawk) (0 Points) vs. F.I.S.T. (Travis Huckabee & Tony Deppen) (0 Points)

6. Young Lions Cup: Danjerhawk (Champion) vs. Sage Philips

7. Hype Rockwell (0 Points) vs. Volgar (0 Points)

King of Trios 2018: Here come the Xyberhawx!

The entire (?) line-up for this year’s “ Live at First Energy Stadium” event has been revealed! This show is FREE for all who attend the Reading Fightin’ Phils baseball game on Friday, July 13th, with the event taking place at the baseball stadium itself after the game.

“Live at First Energy Stadium '18″ - Reading, PA - Friday, July 13th

1. “Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti (0 Points) vs. BLANK (2 Points)

2. Xyberhawx 2000 (Danjerhawk, Nytehawk & Razerhawk) vs. The Creatures of the Deep (Hermit Crab, Cajun Crawdad & Merlok)

3. Solo Darling (1 Point) vs. The Whisper (1 Point)

4. Lucas Calhoun (0 Points) vs. Callux the Castigator (1 Point)

The Xyberhawk 2000 (or Xyberhawx Techno Union, if you will) will compete in their second King of Trios tournament later this Summer! Danjerhawk stands in for the inactive Sylverhawk, who still holds his Golden Opportunity earned from the Infinite Gauntlet to this day. Will they be able to make it out of the first round this year?

King of Trios 2018 - August 31st - September 2nd, 2018 - Easton, PA

1. The Nexus Alliance: PJ Black, Fred Rosser & Tyrone Evans

2. The New Republic: Princess KimberLee & Los Ice Creams (El Hijo del Ice Cream & Ice Cream Jr.)

3. The Ohanka Gang: Rey Bucanero, Jean-Pierre Lafitte, and Katarina Leigh

4. The Regime: Juan Francisco de Coronado, Rick Roland & Sloan Caprice

5. The SHIMMER Collective: Madison Eagles, Shazza McKenzie & Jessica Troy

6. Tokyo Joshi Freedom Fighters: Miyu Yamashita, Yuka Sakazaki & Shoko Nakajima

7. Dark Lords of the Proteus: Callux the Castigator, Frantik & Volgar

8. Sisters of the Mighty: Mighty Molly, Aja Perera & Solo Darling

9. Xyberhawx Techno Union: Razerhawk, Nytehawk & Danjerhawk

Danjerhawk made an incredible first impression when he won the Infinite Gauntlet match last weekend, earning an immediate Golden Opportunity to be cashed in at any time! Now, Danjerhawk will help his fellow hawk brethren gain some revenge on The Creatures of the Deep who injured Sylverhawk and took him out of CHIKARA, presumably, for good. Will this new X2K trio find themselves victorious over some of the most dangerous members of the CHIKARA roster?

“Aniversario: Heroes Shed No Tears” - Saturday, May 26th - Philadelphia, PA

1. Grand Championship: Juan Francisco de Coronado (Champion) vs. Mike Quackenbush

2. The Beast Warriors (Oleg the Usurper & The Proletariat Boar of Moldova) vs. The Closers (Rick Roland & Sloan Caprice)

3. Xyberhawx 2000 (Razerhawk, Nytehawk & Danjerhawk) vs. The Creatures of the Deep (Oceanea, Merlok & Hermit Crab)

The announcement of two matches for this Saturday completes the Infinite Gauntlet card!

This past Saturday, the Closers retained their Campeonatos de Parejas against the Throwbacks, and the Xyberhawx 2000 earned their third point. They’ll waste no time cashing them in as a title match has been set!

Mike Quackenbush finally will go for his 3rd point against a former rival in Arik Cannon. While these two were embroiled in a bitter rivalry in 2005 when Cannon was a member of the Kings of Wrestling stable, Cannon since has become a semi-regular guest and friend to CHIKARA. While the competitors are friendly, Quackenbush has a chance to challenge for the title for the first time since the 12 Large: Summit finals in 2011. Will he be successful?

“The Infinite Gauntlet” - Saturday, May 5th - Pocono Summit, PA

1. The Infinite Gauntlet ft. Oceanea, Hermit Crab, Merlok, “Juke Joint” Lucas Calhoun, Glacier, Hallowicked, Officer Warren Barksdale, BLANK, Hype Rockwell, Grizzly Redwood, Dasher Hatfield, Frantik, Volgar, Callux the Castigator, Flex Rumblecrunch, Solo Darling, Travis Huckabee, Kobald, Jeremy Leary, Fire Ant, Still Life With Apricots and Pears, Ursa Minor in the Night Sky, Icarus, Jakob Hammermeier, Thief Ant, Juan Francisco de Coronado, Cajun Crawdad, Green Ant, The Whisper, Blanche Babish, El Hijo del Ice Cream, Princess KimberLee & Danjerhawk

2. Campeonatos de Parejas: The Closers (Rick Roland & Sloan Caprice) (Campeones) vs. Xyberhawx 2000 (Razerhawk & Nytehawk)

3. Elimination Match: Oleg the Usurper & The Proletariat Boar of Moldova (0 Points) vs. Cornelius Crummles & Sonny Defarge (0 Points) vs. Colin Delaney & Cheech Hernandez (0 Points) vs. Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger)

4. Mike Quackenbush (2 Points) vs. Arik Cannon (0 Points)

5. “Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti (0 Points) vs. Mr. Anderson (0 Points)

Podcast-A-Go-Go #523 ft. Xyberhawk 2000 (Razerhawk & Nytehawk) vs. “Retro” Anthony Greene & DL Hurst from “Young Lions Cup XIV, 2nd Stage (3.31.2018)” in its entirety!

The final match for “Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes” has been set! At the “Hour of Power” this past Saturday, Merlok and Oceanea not only halted the Campeones de Parejas hopes and dreams of Sylverhawk and Razerhawk, but Merlok gave Sylverhawk three Emerald Flowsions after the match. The Xyberhawk 2000 Twitter makes it sound like he may not return.

However, Razerhawk also accrued two points with the third member of the X2K, and they will go for point number three this Saturday! The Beach Bums return from National Pro Wrestling Day, hoping to make the most of their second chance to make a first impression. Will they also dash the Xyberhawx championship hopes and dreams, or will we have new challengers for the gold at the end of the night?

“Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes” - Saturday, April 28th - Philadelphia, PA

1. Campeonatos de Parejas: The Closers (Rick Roland & Sloan Caprice) (Campeones) vs. The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & ‘Mr. Touchdown’ Mark Angelosetti)

2. Ophidian (0 Points) vs. Puma King (0 Points)

3. Green Ant, Thief Ant & Los Ice Creams (El Hijo del Ice Cream & Ice Cream Jr.) vs. The Creatures of the Deep (Oceanea, Merlok, Hermit Crab & Cajun Crawdad)

4. Solo Darling (0 Points) vs. Fire Ant (0 Points)

5. Officer Warren Barksdale (2 Points) vs. Tony Deppen (0 Points)

6. Xyberhawx 2000 (Razerhawk & Nytehawk) (2 Points) vs. The Beach Bums  (TJ Crawford & Flamingo Freddy IV) (0 Points)

7. Crossbones (0 Points) vs. Kobald (0 Points)

The full card for “Kill The Moon” for this Sunday in Enfield, CT has been revealed!

The battle between the Xyberhawx and the Crustaceans continues as all three members of Xyberhawx 2000 face the Seven Seas triumvirate of Hermit Crab, Cajun Crawdad, and Merlok. 

Missile Assault Man and Hallowicked could both potentially be going for their third point when they face each other one-on-one. Could either man be leaving Enfield with a Grand Championship opportunity?

Finally, The Furies of Fire Ant, Solo Darling, and Travis Huckabee face Jeremy Leary, Rory Gulak, and Sloan Caprice. The last time Fire Ant was in Trios action, he put Frightmare out of action indefinitely. We’ll see if the odd trio will be able to work against the well oiled machine of former Campeones.

“Kill The Moon” - Enfield, CT - Sunday, November 19, 2017 (2:00 PM)

1. Grand Championship: Juan Francisco de Coronado (Champion) vs. The Proletariat Boar of Moldova

2. Dasher Hatfield (2 Points) vs. Keith Lee (0 Points)

3. Xyberhawx 2000 (Sylverhawk, Razerhawk & Nytehawk) vs. House Seven Seas (Merlok, Hermit Crab, Cajun Crawdad)

4. Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger) (0 Points) vs. The Osirian Portal (Ophidian & Amasis) (2 Points)

5. Missile Assault Man (0 or 2 Points) vs. Hallowicked (0 or 2 Points)

6. The Furies (Fire Ant/Solo Darling/Travis Huckabee) vs. Jeremy Leary, Rory Gulak & Sloan Caprice

When Kobald was resurrected from the dead to take UltraMantis Black’s spot in the Arcane Horde during the Challenge of the Immortals tournament, he was terrified to learn his fellow Batiri brethren had befriended Oleg the Usurper, the man who beheaded Dragon Dragon and stood by the side of Deucalion, the man who killed Kobald in the first place. We knew Oleg had changed his ways, but to reassure Kobald, Oleg vowed to never harm him. This became an issue when Kobald became hexed by Nazmaldun and Oleg was pitted against him in several matches. Nevertheless, Oleg kept his vow. 

Kobald was “freed” from Nazmaldun’s hex at the end of Season 16, but felt there was a fissure in his brain, seemingly and effect caused by the resurrection, hex, and unhexing all amalgamating. Kobald felt the only way to get his head right was for Oleg to hit his “Off With His Head” finishing move. Despite this helping Kobald, Oleg would be breaking his vow to do so, and there was no way to guarantee it would even work. However, during his Grand Championship encouner with Juan Francisco de Coronado, Coronado blinded Oleg with powder. Kobald took advantage of Oleg’s temporary blindness. He snuck into the ring, Oleg mistook him for Juan, and nailed Off With His Head on Kobald. Accoridng to Kobald, the move worked, and the fissure in his brain was gone.

Since then, Kobald has felt indebted to Oleg and tried to show his thanks in unorthodox ways. The latest of those ways was to pester Director of Fun Mike Quackenbush until he had no choice but to put Kobald and Oleg in a tag team match. They will team for the first time against the Xyberhawx 2000 in Gibsonville, NC on July 8th. Will Oleg play along and cooperate with Kobald, or will this strange bedfellows tandem be easy prey for the birds?

“The Parting of Ways” - Gibsonville, NC - Saturday July 8th, 2:00 PM

1. Grand Championship: Juan Francisco de Coronado (Champion) vs. Missile Assault Man

2. The Furies (Obariyon, Ashley Vox & Delmi Exo) vs. Merlok, Cajun Crawdad & Hermit Crab

3. Xyberhawx 2000 (Razerhawk & Nytehawk) (0 Points) vs. Oleg the Usurper & Kobald (0 Points)

4. Officer Warren Barksdale (1 Point) vs. Hallowicked (0 Points)

5. “Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti (2 Points) vs. Jeremy Leary (2 Points)

The third team entered into this year’s King of Trios is none other than the Xyberhawx 2000! Sylverhawk & Razerhawk made their official debut during National Pro Wrestling Day in February, and while Nytehawk was a part of the Secret 17th Season, he has yet to appear in Season 18...until now! Can this team of rookies take the tournament their first year in?

King of Trios 2017 - September 1st - 3rd, 2017 - Birmingham, England

1. House SENDAI Girls: Meiko Satomura, DASH Chisako, & Cassandra Miyagi

2. House Rot:  Hallowicked, Frightmare, & Kobald

3. House Xyberhawx: Sylverhawk, Razerhawk & Nytehawk

Podcast-A-Go-Go #477 ft. Travis Huckabee vs. Nytehawk from the secret Season 17 event “Left Behind.”

A Xyberattack! [Tabula Rasa]

Chaining Them Together! [Left Behind]