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It’s been almost a year since either member of Dez Peloton has graced the CHIKARA squared circle, but this Saturday, Donald Kluger returns for a rare singles match against El Hijo del Ice Cream! Dez Peloton bested Los Ice Creams in tag team action back in Fall of 2017, will the result be the same when its a solo occasion?

“Live at Regency Furniture Stadium ‘19″ - Saturday, August 31st - Waldorf, MD

1. Solo Darling (1 Point) vs. The Whisper (1 Point)

2. Razerhawk (0 Points) vs. BLANK (2 Points)

3. Green Ant (3 Points) vs. Frantik (0 Points)

4. Donald Kluger (0 Points) vs. El Hijo del Ice Cream (0 Points)

5. Thief Ant (0 Points) vs. Icarus (1 Point)

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The first four teams in the annual Tag Team Gauntlet have been announced!

The Beast Warriors: Oleg the Usurper (2014 Tag Team Gauntlet winner) & The Proletariat Boar of Moldova (2016 Tag Team Gauntlet Runner-Up)

The Legion of Rot: Hallowicked & Frightmare (2010 Tag Team Gauntlet winners)

Dez Peloton: Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger (debuted in the 2016 Tag Team Gauntlet)

Sonny Defarge & Cornelius Crummels

Below is a complete rundown of King of Trios weekend so far:

King of Trios 2018, Night 1 - August 31st, 2018 - Easton PA

1. King of Trios Opening Round Match: Xyberhawx Techno Union (Razerhawk, Nytehawk & Danjerhawk) vs. Ancient Order of the Nations (Mick Moretti, Adam Hoffman & Jack Bonza)    

2. King of Trios Opening Round Match: The New Republic (Kikutaro & Los Ice Creams (El Hijo del Ice Cream & Ice Cream Jr.)) vs. Sisters of the Mighty (Mighty Molly, Aja Perera & Solo Darling)

3. King of Trios Opening Round Match: The Millennium Throwbacks (“Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti, Dasher Hatfield & Boomer Hatfield) vs. Raiders of the Beyond (Cam Zagami, Brian Milonas & Chris Dickinson)

4. King of Trios Opening Round Match: The SHIMMER Collective (Madison Eagles, Shazza McKenzie & Jessica Troy) vs. Tokyo Joshi Freedom Fighters (Miyu Yamashita, Yuka Sakazaki & Shoko Nakajima)

5. King of Trios Opening Round Match: Galactic Wildlife Commission (ThunderFrog, Air Wolf & Wildcat) vs. The F.I.S.T. Order (Icarus, Travis Huckabee & Tony Deppen)

6. King of Trios Opening Round Match: The Nexus Alliance (PJ Black, Fred Rosser & Tyrone Evans) vs. The Regime (Juan Francisco de Coronado, Rick Roland & Sloan Caprice)

7. King of Trios Opening Round Match: The ResistANTce (Fire Ant, Green Ant & Thief Ant) vs. Dark Lords of the Proteus (Callux the Castigator, Frantik & Volgar)

8. King of Trios Opening Round Match: The Ohanka Gang (Jean-Pierre Lafitte, Rey Bucanero, & Katarina Leigh) vs. Society of the Deep (Merlok, Hermit Crab & Cajun Crawdad)

King of Trios 2018, Night 2 - September 1st, 2018 - Easton PA

1. King of Trios Quarter-Final Round Match #1

2. King of Trios Quarter-Final Round Match #2

3. King of Trios Quarter-Final Round Match #3

4. King of Trios Quarter-Final Round Match #4

5. Rey de Voladores Semi-Final Round 4 Way Elimination Match #1

6. Rey de Voladores Semi-Final Round 4 Way Elimination Match #2

Rey de Voladores Participants: Teddy Hart, A-Kid, Facade, Adam Chase, Ophidian

King of Trios 2018, Night 3 - September 2nd, 2018 - Easton PA

1. King of Trios Semi-Final Round Match #1

2. King of Trios Semi-Final Round Match #2

3. 10 Team Tag Team Gauntlet: The Beast Warriors (Oleg the Usurper & The Proletariat Boar of Moldova), The Legion of Rot (Hallowicked & Frightmare), Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger), Sonny Defarge & Cornelius Crummels

4. Rey de Voladores Final Round Match

5. King of Trios Final Round Match

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A four way tag team match has been signed for “The Infinite Gauntlet” on May 5th! The newly formed tag team of Oleg the Usurper and The Proletariat Boar of Moldova face off against Dez Peloton, the returning Colin Delaney & Cheech Hernandez, and former Campeones de Parejas Corenlius Crummels and Sonny Defarge! Only one team leaves with points; who will it be?

“The Infinite Gauntlet” - Saturday, May 5th - Pocono Summit, PA

1. The Infinite Gauntlet ft. Oceanea, Hermit Crab, Merlok, “Juke Joint” Lucas Calhoun, Glacier, Hallowicked, Officer Warren Barksdale, BLANK, Hype Rockwell, Grizzly Redwood, Dasher Hatfield, Frantik, Volgar, Callux the Castigator, Flex Rumblecrunch, Solo Darling, Travis Huckabee, Kobald, Jeremy Leary, and

2. “Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti (1 Point) vs. Mr Anderson (0 Points)

3. Oleg the Usurper & The Proletariat Boar of Moldova (0 Points) vs. Cornelius Crummles & Sonny Defarge (0 Points) vs. Colin Delaney & Cheech Hernandez (0 Points) vs. Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger)

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The first round of the Tag World Grand Prix tournament is complete!

Former Campeones de Parejas Los Ice Creams face the seemingly unbeatable duo of Oceanea & Merlok, while another pair of former Campeones de Parejas and former Tag World Grand Prix tournament winners The Throwbacks face Dez Peloton!

“Tag World Grand Prix 2018” - Saturday, April 14th - Philadelphia, PA

1. Tag World Grand Prix 2018 Opening Round Match #1: The Rumblebees (Solo Darling & Travis Huckabee) vs. Janelope (Joey Janela & Penelope Ford)

2. Tag World Grand Prix 2018 Opening Round Match #2: Green Ant & Thief Ant vs. Sonny Defarge & Cornelius Crummels

3. Tag World Grand Prix 2018 Opening Round Match #3: Los Ice Creams (El Hijo del Ice Cream & Ice Cream Jr.) vs. The Creatures of the Deep (Oceanea & Merlok)

4. Tag World Grand Prix 2018 Opening Round Match #4: The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & ‘Mr. Touchdown’ Mark Angelosetti) vs. Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger)

5. Tag World Grand Prix 2018 Semi-Final Round Match #1

6. Tag World Grand Prix 2018 Semi-Final Round Match #2

7. Tag World Grand Prix 2018 Final Round Match

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A Tag World Grand Prix qualifying match has been added to next weekends Hour of Power event! Dez Peloton return to take on the tag team of Good Looking Steve & Jimmy Starz. Steve and Jimmy have been a tag team for nearly eight years, competing primarily in Maryland and Virginia. They’re also the current VCW tag team champions. Next Saturday, they make their CHIKARA debuts in the hopes of joining the Tag World Grand Prix tournament in April!

“Hour of Power” - Philadelphia, PA - Saturday, March 24th - 3:00 PM EST

1. The Proletariat Boar of Moldova (0 Points) vs. Still Life With Apricots and Pears (0 Points)

2. Tag World Grand Prix 2018 Qualifying Match: Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger) vs. Good Looking Steve & Jimmy Starz

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After losing to the Osirian Portal in Chicago, Kobald gave Oleg the Usurper a little bit of tough love. He said Oleg needed to “pick up the slack.” Oleg did just that, defeating both Hermit Crab and Jeremy Leary during CHIKARA’s trip to New England two weekends ago. Despite these wins, Kobald pontificated on Twitter whether he got through to Oleg, or Oleg tanked his latest matches with Kobald on purpose. Either way, Kobald said he would find a way to make Oleg love him, and has been sending him reminders and encouragement on social media. Will Oleg and Kobald get back on the right track at the season finale, or will Dez Peloton show them up?

“Closing Time” - Saturday, December 2nd - Philadelphia, PA (3:00 PM EST)

1. Grand Championship: Juan Francisco de Coronado (Champion) vs. Dasher Hatfield

2. Lucha de Apuesta; Loser Must Wear a Mask: Hype Rockwell (2 Points) vs. Race Jaxon (1 Point)

3. Xyberhawx 2000 (Sylverhawk & Razerhawk) (1 Point) vs. Hermit Crab & Cajun Crawdad (2 Points)

4. “Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti (0 Points) vs. Hallowicked (3 Points)

5. The Rumblebees (Solo Darling & Travis Huckabee)  (0 Points) vs. Sonny Defarge & Cornelius Crummels (0 Points)

6. Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger) (0 Points) vs. Oleg the Usurper & Kobald (0 Points)

7. Officer Warren Barksdale (2 Points) vs. Gran Akuma (1 Point)

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The Whisper’s goal of proving himself to be the superior Ophidian seems to be going to plan. So far, he won the Rey de Voladores more quickly than the original, and won the Young Lions Cup, something the original never did. If Ophidian and this new Amasis defeat Dez Peloton in Enfield, CT, they’ll have accrued enough points to challenge for the Campeones de Parejas. Will the Portal slither their way into a title match, or will Dez Peloton have them eating their dust?

“Kill The Moon” - Enfield, CT - Sunday, November 19, 2017

1. Grand Championship: Juan Francisco de Coronado (Champion) vs. The Proletariat Boar of Moldova

2. Dasher Hatfield (2 Points) vs. Keith Lee (0 Points)

4. Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger) (0 Points) vs.  The Osirian Portal (Ophidian & Amasis) (2 Points)

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The Rumblebees are just one point away from challenging Los Ice Creams and potentially becoming two time Campeones de Parejas. Los Ice Creams defeated the Rumblebees for those titles back in July, where after the Rumblebees engaged in a grueling 24 minute battle and won those titles, Los Ice Creams cashed in their second Golden Opportunity and whisked away those belts from Solo Darling and Travis Huckabee more quickly than they had won them. Dez Peloton on the other hand is looking to get back into the game after losing to the Campeones in a non-title encore match in Chicago. Will the Rumblebees earn their second opportunity at the gold this Season, or will Dez Peloton pass them by?

“Silence in the Library” - Kennebunk, ME - Friday, November 17th - 7:30 PM

1. Xyberhawx 2000 (Sylverhawk & Razerhawk) (0 Points) vs. Sonny Defarge & Cornelius Crummels (0 Points)

2. Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger) (0 Points) vs. The Rumblebees (Solo Darling & Travis Huckabee) (2 Points)

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The Bike Cops may have been unsuccessful in this year’s King of Tournament, but they will have a chance for redemption when they face The Furies at “Tooth and Claw” on September 30th! This Furies trio consists of Gen 1 original and former Grand Champion Icarus, Obariyon, and Delmi Exo. Will Bike Cops be able to steer themselves back on the right (bike) path?

“Tooth and Claw” - Saturday, September 30th - Philadelphia, PA

1. Grand Championship: Juan Francisco de Coronado (Champion) vs. “Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti

2. Ashley Vox (0 Points) vs. Merlok (1 Point)

3. Rory Gulak (0 Points) vs. Hallowicked (2 Points)

4. The Furies (Delmi Exo, Icarus & Obariyon) vs. Bike Cops (Officer Warren Barksdale & Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger))

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This Saturday’s “Chikarasaurus Rex” event will see what could be considered a warm-up for this year’s King of Trios. Bike Cops of Officer Warren Barksdale and Dez Peloton, entered into the tournament, will be taking on two-thirds of the Seven seas trio (Hermit Crab and Cajun Crawdad), plus Sloan Caprice. Caprice fills in for Merlok who has his hands full with Dasher Hatfield elsewhere on the card. The Bike Cops are a very new trio, so this match provides them one final opportunity to get acclimated to working with one another before the big dance. Caprice’s partner Rick Roland is out of action indefinitely due to injury, so this could be him looking to find a position for himself as Roland heals. We’ll see which relatively new trio comes out on top Saturday.

“Chikarasaurus Rex: Flesh and Stone” - Saturday, August 5th - Philadelphia, PA

1. Grand Championship: Juan Francisco de Coronado (Champion) vs. Rory Gulak

2. Fire Ant, Icarus, Solo Darling & Travis Huckabee vs. Oleg the Usurper, Kobald, Cornelis Crummels & Sonny Defarge

3. Dasher Hatfield (0 Points) vs. Merlok (2 Points)

4. Young Lions Cup: Razerhawk (Champion) vs. Everett Connors

5. Missile Assault Man (0 Points) vs. The Whisper (3 Points)

6. Officer Warren Barksdale & Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger) vs. Hermit Crab, Cajun Crawdad & Sloan Caprice

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After failing to capture Los Campeonatos de Parejas at Aniversario, Dez Peloton are starting the (bike) path back to three points on July 8th in Gibsonville, NC. Their opponents, The Closers, also have zero points, and have not seen tag team action since “Turn Left” in Orlando. This is also a first time match-up between the two teams. Will Dez Peloton be able to out maneuver their powerful adversaries, or will the Closers take home a point “for the boss?” 

“The Lodger” - Gibsonville, NC - Saturday July 8th, 7:00 PM

1. Campeonatos de Parejas: Sonny Defarge & Cornelius Crummels (Campeones) vs. The Rumblebees (Solo Darling & Travis Huckabee)

2. Young Lions Cup: Hermit Crab (Champion) vs. Cajun Crawdad

3. Last Man Standing: Fire Ant (0 Points) vs. Frightmare (2 Points)

4. Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger) (0 Points) vs. The Closers (Rick Roland & Sloan Caprice) 

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CHIKARA will be celebrating it’s 15th anniversary on Saturday, May 27th in Hellertown, PA! This will be CHIKARA’s first time back in Hellertown in nearly 9 years.

Two announcements have been made for the card so far. First, the main event of the evening will be a 10 man tag, and one entire team has been revealed: former grand champion Hallowicked, current Grand Champion Juan Francisco de Coronado, Gran Akuma (making his CHIKARA return after a 4 year absence), El Hijo del Ice Cream, and Frightmare.

Second, Sonny Defarge & Cornelius Crummels will make their third Campeones de Parejas defense. This time, it is against their rivals in Dez Peloton, who are making their first attempt at capturing the gold.

If the main event is any indication, this show will have some fun surprises!

“Aniversario: School Reunion” - Saturday, May 27th - Hellertown, PA

1. Hallowicked, Juan Francisco de Coronado, Gran Akuma, El Hijo del Ice Cream & Frightmare vs. ???, ???, ???, ??? & ???

2. Campeonatos de Parejas: Sonny Defarge & Cornelius Crummels (Campeones) vs. Dez Peloton (Jasper Tippins & Donald Kluger)

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Donald Kluger blog, 5.1.2017

I thought I would pause from my RIGOROUS training schedule to share my musings about some recent developments here at CHIKARA.

Firstly, it is with the utmost enthusiasm and ZEAL that I am stratagizing for my GLORIOUS OPPORTUNITY to WIN the Infinite Gauntlet!!! This grueling and SAVAGE contest will be a TRUE TEST of my willpower. Some of the most EXTRAORDINARY competitors in the HISTORY OF CHIKARA will be competing on this FATEFUL NIGHT. In spite of these obstacles, NAY… BECAUSE of them, I believe that THIS HALF of Dez Peloton will prove victorious.

Secondly, I know that my previous statement must beg the questions “Will the luxurious Jasper Tippins also be participating? Will your friendship be at RISK?” The answer to the second inquiry is simple - Jasper and myself have FORGED a bond of real FRIENDSHIP through rigorous competition. Our friendship is NEVER at risk. Such a quandary however, is not relevant in this case, as it is with a heavy HEART I regret to inform you that Jasper Tippins will not be in attendance. He will still be in recovery from a BRUTAL attempt to qualify for the Tour de Romandie (CURSE you Richie Porte!!!)

The Infinite Gauntlet requires perseverance, determination, and ENDURANCE for success. These are traits I not only have, I EMBODY THEM. I will outlast every competitor until NONE REMAIN ANYWHERE FOREVER. I have no apprehension in calling my shot here - Donald Kluger will climb that summit and STAND TALL IN VICTORY.

RIDE LONG,

-DK

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