here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

deity of relaxation? i bestow a relaxing evening to all of my lovely moots <33

np tags - @geodetojoy @crystaluna @mcytfreaksunite @rockcattomato

this is. this is so good dude oml

deity of dark is a sick ass name and i fuckin love the dark and its the exact opposite of my chosen name which somehow makes it cooler (lux, meaning light)

np tags!!

@charbeloved @mysteriouswolf @royallygray @just-watching-dont-worry

I failed to screenshot it but

inspiration ♡

(or at least I'm pretty sure that's what it was)

@periwinklepaint @katkat030 @jae-birde @emmaestrella @watermelonbugs @insomnya777

I AM THE DEITY OF CARBON

Np tags: @trashgremlendoesart @nebwashere and anyone else (:

Yeah, I fucken wish 😔

@mrmorphea @kittykatgaymer @zelkiff @organicsaturdaychurch @emilyprentisssluvr @ensyie @sebastianthecrab04

Seems it remembers me

@ashes-onthewind @jan-pi-suli-ala @spacecatdraws @irishfry @imonthenoflylist @pademelonluck @cactus-with-boobs @bagel-is-yum

fuck yeah, i like attention

@winedownthesink @rat-detector @rateater2000 @mildlybizarrecorvid @mrmorphea

@handdeliveredinternet @mythicalratcreature @candieduranium

I'd already done this...

Now, with this second summoning, new power flows through me and it is just as potent as the first!

I have not simply the power of division and all it entails, but health as well!

Such broad concepts, such glorious, joyous potency they bring...

And to conclude, I shall give the same refrain I repeated in my first ascendance...

Divide, feckers!

I'm reblogging this a month later because I'm still so proud and mad with power and yay

@starlightshadowsworld @icechucker @nihilo-sensei @doyouneedmedicalwesistance @bananaede @sierraisboring

This feels like a rude thing to say to me 🙄

@alphie-in-the-sky @zerosuitsammi3 @pacificglovebox @vivian-the-panda @stinkehund

@chickenwhite @its-seyton @sunlocked99 @merfolkplantgay

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the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

Ok, to prove to my husband that this is more a European device than a U.S. device I am going to need more non-US people to reblog this.

Do not reblog for science. No science will be happening. Reblog to help me prove a point!

(If I am right I will show him this poll. If I am wrong he will never know this happened)

-Legos your charizard-

Item: in the 1950s research was starting to suggest smoking cigarettes might be bad for you, so one company beefed up their filter with asbestos

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

A lute in the shape of Godzilla.

FUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAH

officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

some people understood this post. some people revealed themselves to be feds

The only thing more pathetic than a paid fed is a chump doing a fed's job for free

i’m glad hannibal isn’t one of those “i eat people so they’re with me forever” dumb bitches, he’s just like

*slowly reaches for the popcorn*

Stylized rendering tutorials for Blender love to go like "THIS IS 3D" in the thumbnail while showing something that's very believably Not A Drawing

"THIS IS 3D" yeah no shit tpwrtrmnky it sort of still has the Look of something that's 3D now doesn't it

(hey reading comprehension squadron, before you even find this, the joke is i am making fun of my own art)

I have evil furry convention plans.

🐯 🐯 🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

SHUT

actually you’re completely right that the original lion is a juvenile, but it’s a male! his size and the fact that he still has some baby spots left also indicate that he’s a very YOUNG juvenile, equivalent to a human preteen!

so really what’s happening here is a fantastic mother dashing outside with a broom to defend her 13-year-old son from the angry opossum that he just found in the trash can while taking out the garbage.

And quite clearly neither know what to do, really.

I love how mom looks into the camera like “are you SEEING this shit?????”