now yall know what time it is

tags from coloredcompulsion:

“Could you be the chosen one?”

“I am very much the guy who’s here.”

Dark side of the loom

Can’t believe I almost didn’t see this post this year (so I tried and failed to track the original down)

The Dover Boys (1942)

yeah fuck it why not

dover boys break

its real

Biting (Illegal Maneuver)

whrres the image of a guy looking at a dragon and it says the dragon! <- the dragon!

please we need it

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

tis the season

"He's behind you!"

After returning from a disastrous stay in China, Tintin wonders if he has finally bitten off more than he can chew. In an effort to save a struggling theatre, Haddock and Ramo Nash have produced a panto of Cinderella to raise funds. Tintin accepts the offer to be stage manager, hoping that staying busy during the holiday would keep his mind off the heartbreak from Chang's family drama back in Shanghai.

Not only has he underestimated how difficult stage management is, he has to deal with friction between the cast members, his own relationship issues with Chang, and a mounting pile of violent threats from far right groups who are deeply offended with the production...

The show must go on!

they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born

nooo my good intentions

Damn did you see that? That was fucked up, right? Anyway I'm Rod Serling.

freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me

no, i meant that. maybe reblog a different post if you're only pretending to agree with this one?

im not letting you keep this in the tags

The Crocodile Mom

I am speed

WITNESS ME

I’d hold a cane or something out to the side and knock down everybody on the stairs.