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Every day, you ride the bus and count the minutes, hoping you’ll see her again. She smiles, and you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neck. Something carnal inside of you causes your body to break out in sweats. You feel like the luckiest man in the world. She sits alone, just like every other day, and looks out the window lost in her thoughts. You know that look. She’s just as alone as you are. But she doesn’t have to be. You could talk to her. Tell her you’d love to sit next to her today and every other day, because life is short, and no one deserves to ride the bus alone.

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Every day, you ride the bus and count the minutes, hoping you’ll see her again. She smiles, and you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neck. Something carnal inside of you causes your body to break out in sweats. You feel like the luckiest man in the world. She sits alone, just like every other day, and looks out the window lost in her thoughts. You know that look. She’s just as alone as you are. But she doesn’t have to be. You could talk to her. Tell her you’d love to sit next to her today and every other day, because life is short, and no one deserves to ride the bus alone.

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Swiss Army Man

I think the above film may be the greatest I have ever seen. Despite its total originality, excellent editing, superb direction and stunning performances. The message behind this film is the maker or breaker for everyone watching it. I first wanted to watch this film as I heard people were walking out of it at Cannes film festival and it was getting terrible reviews. To all people who didn’t enjoy this film. FUCK OFF; you are a stupid, single minded, pathetic excuse for a human being. The only reason people walked out of this film is because they are too stuck up to turn to new ideas. This film is equal parts hilarious, beautiful and terrifying; for anyone who has ever had a friend, ever felt alone or every remotely thought about the point of it all. Watch this film. For anyone who had ever loved or thought they were in love. WATCH THIS FILM. I cannot give this film enough praise and cannot explain or justify said praise without ruining one of the best and most upsetting endings in film. 

Much love, 

Ted

It was never ar Cannes, was at Sundance. didn't get terrible reviews either, only headliners about crits walking out before half an hour into it. 

People who stayed loved it. It won best directing at Sundance 

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All I want in life is someone to talk to me about whY THE FUCK SWISS ARMY MAN WASN’T NOMINATED FOR ANY OSCARS THIS YEAR?! GOD.

(Also A Monster Calls.)

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dumpsterbab

Matching flower crown icons for you and your swiss army boyfriend multi purpose tool guy!

Download the no bg .png ver over here! Feel free to use as icons but please do not repost or edit. Credit will be very much appreciated :) 

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dumpsterbab

Can somebody PLEASEE write an AU fic where Hank and Manny meet before Hank sails off and Manny jumps off the bridge and they become happy boyfriends instead. :( DOn’t get me wrong I absolutely love the film but I just want these two sad boys to be happy :’( 

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Woody Harrelson and Daniel Radcliffe at the Tommy Hilfiger Dinner in celebration of the 12th Zurich Film Festival on September 30, 2016 in Zurich, Switzerland.

Like that they were both in a film together and they both share the same birthday

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Daniel Radcliffe: *holding his own dead body*
Daniel Radcliffe: I don't know what's happening to it at the end of the press tour, so if anybody, you know, wants it-
Audience: *SCREAMS*
Daniel Radcliffe: Maybe not, ACTUALLY. Given your enthusiasm I feel like maybe you should not have this.
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