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EASY

Husband - Travis ONS - Silco Best Friend - Viktor

travis as husband because i could make his life even worse than it already is and i bet i could make him bark like a dog. but he would probably bring home flowers or some pie from the diner and i'd be soothed enough for the evening to lay horizontal on the bed while he went at it missionary style without looking me in the eye. then we would sleep back-to-back but in the morning i'd have a leg thrown over him and he'd have morning wood and i'd say "ew"

silco as a ONS because his life is already pretty fucked up especially after the 36 hours that the events of arcane happen over where literally everything falls apart around him. also i'm convinced silco would be a shitty husband canonically because he's a dickhead.

And Vik because he seems like an alright dude to be friends with.

ask game here

when travis is wiping laura's face off, why she look like sigourney weaver in alien

travis hackett as a rock-hard pork rind!AU"

travis hackett jiggle physics

colorized video of me consuming my blorbo - August, 2022

okay so laura was in the jail cell for like 2 months right? so at least one menstrual cycle had to have passed. did that mean she had to ask travis for period products?

did travis have to go down to the dollar general and figure out what pussy size laura wears?

sad little man thing with poor health because he exclusively eats these:

travis hackett with his pinchy little lips and his sassy little attitude