Anonymous asked:
what do you think jiaoqiu is into...
grapefruiting, probably
he would kill me immediately
Made the fatal mistake (got comfy and sleepy) of falling into a trap (soft couch) in hell (car mechanic)
desperately going through and completing quests and events i slacked on up until this point. aventurine is coming and it's almost time for me to pay the fucking piper.
that fictional man showed up in my brain like a prion and now i have mad cow disease
this about sums up my struggle since 2.0 dropped
the worst 27 minutes of my life (so far)
Anonymous asked:
Work song by hozier is so wriothesley 🙄
so is THICK by dj chose
i've pulled out my pornonomicon and i'm performing horny rituals
Anonymous asked:
Perusing the potential sweethearts of Genshin Impact like I was perusing the entrées at a buffet.
i'm the golden corral worker standing at the tartaglia roast ready to cut you off a slice
@confused-stars i agree, new meme format
Would you love me if I was a worm? (Satoru Gojo/gn!Reader)
i'm so sorry. technically i guess you can thank @insult-2-injury for this one kinda.
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Gojo/gn!Reader 500 Words - SFW Crack, I guess.
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“You’re serious.”
“No, I’m Satoru. Just put it on.”
“It’s not going to fit-”
“It’s going to fit. It’s spandex. It will fit. And I used your measurements.”
barry bee x silco, enemies to lovers
yeah okay.
Silco/Barry B. Benson 387 Words - semiNSFW?
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"You'll be fine. It'll swell up for a bit, maybe a little itchy, but you'll be alright. How did this happen?"
Singed's questions are something Silco would like to ignore, but as his unlicensed and non-certified physician, Singed needs to know these things to make sure Silco gets the proper, illegal, and immoral care that he requires.
"My mortal enemy. The bane of my existence. The alluring yellow and black bandit that has vexed me for far too long."
"The bee?"
"The bee."
"On your willy?"