Name Tag (Wanderer/gn!Reader)

happy birthday, dude with hat

Wanderer/gn!Reader 1,390 Words - SFW (Reader is shy/nervous, first meetings sorta, subtle nahida plotting)

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The box crinkles in your hand, and you cringe at the sound. 

The House of Daena is never fully silent. There are always people here, murmuring quietly amongst themselves, flipping pages, rolling book carts back and forth. It’s peaceful, but never totally still unless you sneak in during the early morning hours. Perhaps that’s a boon, that it hides that crinkling from the figure you’re spying on around the corner of a bookshelf. 

This is foolish, you think. Not once have you shared words with him, but you’ve heard enough from others to find him impossibly intriguing. Like a crystalfly to the glowing Statues of the Seven, you’ve been inching ever closer to him, against your own logic. The box in your hands feels heavier with each moment that you procrastinate. 

Never Have I Ever (Childe/afab!Reader) (1)

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Childe/afab!Reader (part 1 can be read as gn!Reader) 5,549 Words - NSFW (virgin!Childe, handjobs, blowjobs, first kiss, first.... everything, mentions of alcohol, mild somnophilia for about 45 seconds)

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If a friend will join you outside in the bitter cold to drink Fire-Water and chat together, you know they're the kind of person you want with you on the battlefield.

That’s the simplest explanation for how you ended up here, sprawled in the grass near some unknown lake at night, the stars of Liyue above you, a bottle clutched in your hand as you hold it out for the young man at your side. Your joints ache a bit after your last bout of sparring with him, and you’re certain he’s faring no better, but the fire-water being passed back and forth dulls it all down. 

Tiny Little Teeth (cat!Scara/f!Reader) Pt 3

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cat(boy)!Scaramouche/f!Reader - Reader is Traveler 3,579 Words - NSFW (Vaginal sex, grinding/thigh riding, messing with his ears, teasing back and forth, the smallest whiff of pining from 2 idiots who think they're not)

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Scaramouche - Balladeer, Wanderer, whatever - doesn’t let you go.

Tradition - Part Eight

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Childe/f!Reader 2,123 Words - SFW (Bamboozled into marriage, awkwardness, fluff, future smut)

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Childe had said before that his mother was a saint. 

If so, then why would he avoid telling either of his parents of his impending nuptials? 

Tiny Little Teeth (cat!Scara/f!Reader) Pt 2

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cat(boy)!Scaramouche/f!Reader - Reader is Traveler 2,628 Words - SFW (future NSFW) (no warnings this chapter - smut tags are on AO3)

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Scarameow likes human food, you realize.

You try a few things, some of them he tastes, some he quite obviously doesn’t care for with how he bats at it. Eventually he settles on a sashimi platter, using some of the most expensive ingredients you have. As he sits on top of the table and eats, you prop your chin on your palm and watch with minor annoyance. 

“I can’t afford to feed you and Paimon. She eats extra portions, and you want the most expensive. You’re going to leave me destitute.”

Tiny Little Teeth (cat!Scara/f!Reader) Pt 1

it's a rite of passage for anyone that writes for scara to at least do ONE scarameow fic. anyway, 3 chapters for sure on this one, maybe a 4th if i feel like party rockin.

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cat(boy)!Scaramouche/f!Reader - Reader is Traveler 2,628 Words - SFW (future NSFW) (no warnings this chapter - smut tags on AO3)

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“Traveler, pleeeeease?”

Paimon struggles to float under the weight of the kitten, her arms wrapped around his torso as he wiggles and wiggles and wiggles and hisses. You watch for a moment how his little teeth are bared, the pupils of his eyes wide enough that only the thinnest purple iris is visible as he glares at you. Can a cat glare?

This one is. You think you like him. 

Give of Yourself (fox!Tartaglia/f!Reader)

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fox!Tartaglia/f!Reader 6,989 Words - NSFW (mating bites, knotting, breeding, mild dirty talk, reader is referred to a handful of times as "pretty")

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The first time you meet him is in the depths of the woods, the snow up to your knees as you hunch over your traps and deftly retrieve what’s going to be your dinner for the next few days. 

Reformatting (Scara/f!Reader) pt. 3/end

this was written for @onesaltygoddess. thanks for coming to me with this dope idea! :^) this fic is based off the recent fan animations that you can watch here and some cyberpunk 2077 mixed in to flesh it out.

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Scaramouche/f!Reader - Cyberpunk AU 2,753 Words - NSFW (Reader is a synthetic/android, begging, dacryphilia, overstimulation, edging, P in V)

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Scaramouche is, admittedly, an awful teacher. 

He’s short with you, grows irritated when you ask questions that seem obvious to him. But he’s been doing this for much longer - he was made to do this - so you’d hoped he would’ve given you a little more grace about it all. But he doesn’t give up on you completely. 

Reformatting (Scaramouche/f!Reader) pt. 2

this was written for @onesaltygoddess. thanks for coming to me with this dope idea! :^) this fic is based off the recent fan animations that you can watch here and some cyberpunk 2077 mixed in to flesh it out.

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Scaramouche/f!Reader - Cyberpunk AU 2,753 Words - SFW, future NSFW (Reader is a synthetic/android, NSFW tags will be on appropriate chapter)

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Scaramouche inhales sharply, eyes opening as he instinctively flinches back. 

Sifting through your memories to put them back together meant the occasional leaking of your data into his own. There’s no risk of mixing or damage to either of you, but he finds himself coming to learn an uncomfortable amount of information about their newcomer. 

“E-10…” He murmurs, pointing his palm to your collarbone to light up the designation inked beneath your synthetic skin. Replaced and tossed aside, forced to look that replacement in the eye as you’re discarded. There’s little room for fondness in him, but he does feel some sort of sympathy for your plight. 

Reformatting (Scara/f!Reader) pt. 1

this was written for @onesaltygoddess. thanks for coming to me with this dope idea! :^) this fic is based off the recent fan animations that you can watch here and some cyberpunk 2077 mixed in to flesh it out. this fic is finished, and the following chapters will be uploaded over the next few days.

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Scaramouche/f!Reader - Cyberpunk AU 2,753 Words - SFW, future NSFW (Reader is a synthetic/android, NSFW tags will be on appropriate chapter)

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“She’ll be useful. Her leashing chip has been removed and she’s not bound to her former overseer. As it stands, she has the capability to become completely autonomous.” 

A sound of annoyance behind his teeth rings through the ship as Scaramouche stares out at the passing buildings shimmering through the cloaking field surrounding them. “There’s no telling what shape she’s in, not to mention whatever temperament she adopted from being with her last overseer. It’s not possible to know if she will have any use at all… beyond her base programming.”

Thorough (Wriothesley/afab!Reader)

happy halloween, we're suckin' and fuckin' in a graveyard.

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Wriothesley/afab!Reader (female anatomy, no pronouns)

3,212 Words - NSFW

(mild consensual non-con, handjob, handcuffs, use of anal plug, power dynamics, fingering, cavity search, pre-established relationship, i wasn't kidding it's in a graveyard)

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It’s a good hiding spot, you think. No escaped prisoner would be brazen enough to hunker down in a place like this. Maybe it’s a little cliche, and if you were any less than you are, you’d be worried about something spooky. But under the moon it’s just mausoleums, rows of tombstones in varied states of care, you, and the loose clothing hanging off your frame. The least they could do is get you some standard-issue prisoner’s clothes in a size that’s appropriate. 

A shiver runs through you, just from the cold. Not that it’s a little unsettling being here at night. But it’s just so quiet, only the sound of the wind rustling through the trees, a slight dryness to it thanks to the changing of the seasons. The air even smells a little different, a little more crisp as you inhale deeply and get a move on. 

Nothing New Under the Sun (Wriothesley/gn!Reader)

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Wriothesley/gn!Reader 2,229 Words - SFW Awkward dates, pining, fluff

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When you first suggested it, you’d already gone in with the assumption that the answer was going to be a solid no. That he’s too busy right now, that there’s some crisis he has to handle, that the upcoming mandated day off required him to have a presence in the Fortress to prevent any trouble. 

But then he’d looked at you from behind the rim of his teacup, the smallest crease at the corner of his eye to betray his little smile, and he agreed. 

Tradition - Part Seven

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Childe/f!Reader 2,123 Words - SFW Bamboozled into marriage, awkwardness, fluff, future smut

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Once, perhaps the second or third rematch, Childe made small talk as he sprawled across the floor, leaned back on his hands behind him. First, he mentioned his brother that you’d helped; Teucer. Then, he slipped aimlessly from one topic to the other. 

A comfortable cottage made of stone and well-made roof thatching, settled at the edge of a little fishing village tucked along the coastline of Snezhnaya. Its shores protected from battering waves by slow-moving icebergs that create an ever-shifting wall from the outside world. 

livestream (Wriothesley/gn!Reader)

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Wriothesley/gn!Reader (no pronouns, no descriptions) 1,284 Words - NSFW voyeurism, m!masturbation

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No one really messes around with the cameras. 

Not for lack of functionality, but simply because they’re a hassle to use and a technology that most people just aren’t familiar with. But you’re familiar, and you’re about as nosy as a certain pink-haired journalist that still writes letters to you in the fortress asking if you’d like to take on a job at the Steambird in your spare time. 

You don’t write back, only because that is a hassle you’re not ready for. 

doctor's note (Wriothesley/dfab!Reader)

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Wriothesley/Reader (afab genitals, no mentions of breasts) 2,170 Words - NSFW (Mild blood kink, P in V, semi-public in that someone could walk on in, Reader's a bit of a freak)

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If you liked the Duke any less, this job would be significantly worse than it already is. 

Long hours, untraditional pay, low vitamin D levels… Sure, you're allowed to leave, but then that comes with the caveat of being unable to return unless it's in handcuffs. 

Maybe the Duke's handcuffs…

Warm Enough (Wriothesley/gn!Reader)

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i said to myself "that fortress is all metal, ain't no way that bitch is warm!" and then i said "wait...warm......warmer............warming-"

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Wriothesley/gn!Reader (no pronouns, no body description) 1441 Words - NSFW Cockwarming, desk sex, a little bit of dirty talk, pre-established relationship

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Wriothesley has a person for everything. A tool for every problem, a solution to most situations that would leave others frustrated or at a loss. 

There’s a man he knows that has an exceptional skill in metallurgy. It’s where he gets his cuffs from. A woman with connections in Liyue to obtain high quality ore. A man with hands skilled enough to turn that ore into the components needed for his gloves. And so on and so forth. 

Wriothesley is the Duke of Meropide; there’s no shortage of problems that need solving in one way or another. It just comes with the territory - he knew it when he somehow ended up with the title and position. Resourcefulness has served him well, he thinks.