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carrd is here | ko-fi is here inbox is closed for requests | currently writing for mostly genshin | pfp and banner by radi0activelob1ani
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tartag x reader, first kiss after a spar

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i'll do you one better :^)

Childe/gn!Reader 669 Words - SFW (Touch-starved Childe. Mentions of blood, kissin', and fightin', not in that order and not mutually exclusive.)

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Something is deeply wrong with Childe.

If you said that to anyone who tangentially knows him, who has crossed paths with him, who has looked at him, well... They'd laugh in your face for stating something so obvious.

And you've always known. From the moment you met, you knew from the get-go that Childe isn't quite right. And there are any number of traits you could list off that would support this point.

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Warm Enough (Wriothesley/gn!Reader)

header by @drawlypsy :^)

i said to myself "that fortress is all metal, ain't no way that bitch is warm!" and then i said "wait...warm......warmer............warming-"

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Written pre-4.1

Wriothesley/gn!Reader (no pronouns, no body description) 1441 Words - NSFW Cockwarming, desk sex, a little bit of dirty talk, pre-established relationship

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Wriothesley has a person for everything. A tool for every problem, a solution to most situations that would leave others frustrated or at a loss. 

There’s a man he knows that has an exceptional skill in metallurgy. It’s where he gets his cuffs from. A woman with connections in Liyue to obtain high quality ore. A man with hands skilled enough to turn that ore into the components needed for his gloves. And so on and so forth. 

Wriothesley is the Duke of Meropide; there’s no shortage of problems that need solving in one way or another. It just comes with the territory - he knew it when he somehow ended up with the title and position. Resourcefulness has served him well, he thinks. 

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scara abo request, but fluff where he's enthralled with his partner making a nest for the first time cause he's never experienced it before

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i'm upset that you were the first one to request for my 4k follower special and you did it with this. fucker.

Scaramouche/gn!omega!Reader 489 Words - SFW (A/B/O dynamics, pre-established relationship)

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Scaramouche wouldn't say he's ignorant of your habits. In fact, he's intimately aware of them, to the point of noticing the things you do before you even realize yourself.

But this is something new, something he's never seen before from anyone. Granted, he's never bothered to pay attention to the baser instincts of humans, at least up until you went and made yourself interesting.

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A Baizhu spicy fic please? ☺

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this has sat for a while and i figured i can bang something out real quick because you've been so patient. sorry it's not longer!

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Baizhu/gn!Reader 626 Words - NSFW (Pre-established relationship, handjob)

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Unexpectedly, fingers press into the tense muscles at Baizhu's shoulders. Lines pressed into his skin, then circles, then a grasping pinch that dispels the headache brewing behind both eyes. The motion is held for as long as you can manage, and is only finished with your hands smoothing down the front of his chest from behind, and your lips pressing to the sensitive skin behind his ear.

"You need to relax."

"I need to finish this. We're low on stock, and neither Gui nor Qiqi know how to make this-"

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Overseer (Kaveh/gn!Reader)

@drawlypsy made the GORGEOUS banner for this - you can check out the full piece here!

so, @vasiktomis said something about kaveh bending over a table and his shirt hanging and it sent my brain into overdrive. i immediately alt-f4'd out of everything to write this in the span of 30 minutes while in a horny fugue state.

anyway, kaveh's shirt, am i right? ha ha ha...............................

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Kaveh/gn!Reader 1,086 Words - Semi-NSFW (Thirsting to the highest degree, Kaveh's loose-ass shirt, the kind of thoughts that come with eye-fucking a fine ass man)

Caravan Ribat is just close enough to the desert to border on misery. 

The humidity of Sumeru proper lingers enough that the sweat on your skin just won’t evaporate, yet the sun is cruel enough to beat down on the back of your neck relentlessly. There is no wind, there’s very little shade on the outskirts where this construction project steadily trudges on, and you wonder for a moment if you’re even cut out for this kind of job. 

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A Friend in Need (Kaveh/gn!Reader)

am i the only person that immediately felt a deep, burning need to make kaveh's life infinitely more comfortable and easy? yeah sorry this is just mad indulgent but i guess you can say that about all my kaveh fics. eat up.

Rain used to make you happy and delighted; now it only makes you hurry home while clutching your umbrella, cursing at how you’d lost track of time.  Kaveh would be home soon, if he wasn’t already.

Kaveh/gn!Reader

1,526 Words - SFW

(Very mild pining, mostly just fluff.)

In Sumeru, there are a few thoughts that run through the heads of the general populace when it starts to rain. For some, it’s a relief. For others, an annoyance. Farmers appreciate it, researchers tend to lament it, and you? You tend to worry endlessly. 

Not because of any reason that’s detrimental to yourself. In theory, you should be happy. Your garden gets watered, the humidity and temperature eases, the smell of the Divine Tree is earthy and surrounds your home that’s close to its trunk. Rain used to make you happy and delighted; now it only makes you hurry home while clutching your umbrella, cursing at how you’d lost track of time. 

Kaveh would be home soon, if he wasn’t already. 

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Kaveh rainy day cuddles

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drabble reqs for <500 words open

here ya go sweaty my beloved - cuddles but maybe inadvertent?

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A call of your name gets your attention - the awning over the nearest storefront houses a familiar figure, his arms tucked around him and his normally-flowy clothing a little dampened by the rain falling from the sky. You’d barely heard Kaveh over the pattering of drops against the material of your umbrella.

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Freak (Ghostface/gn!Reader)

oh hey merry christmas. this is my secret santa gift to @dad-dumpster my beloved.

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Ghostface/gn!Reader 3,663 Words - NSFW Phone sex, stalking, degradation, semi-public sexual acts, fingering, the mask stays on

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For tenpin, these are all 8.5 inches in diameter & can weigh up to 16 pounds

“What is a bowling ball. Duh.” A pause, then, “Damn I’m good. Maybe I should sign up for this shit, huh?”

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Hey guys,

I have the next part to Happenstance ready and waiting for some final tweaks that I'll make while at work today, so the next chapter will come tonight!

In the meantime, send me requests for today if ya got em! Short or long doesn't matter to me, but I'd like something different to work on - I actually write shit other than yandere lmao.

I write for both Viktor and Silco, and I try to keep it gender neutral so everyone can feel included.

Also, I just hit 500 followers which is so wild to me? It's not a crazy number compared to some, but imagine a room of 500 of you goons lmao

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