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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like... mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild

highlights of the responses:

  • the solid hundred americans saying "idk general american". i dont know what that is so im gonna pretend you mean "I sound like a disney channel character"
  • shoutout to whoever said "gay". also whoever said "autism".
  • to those curious; 'newfoundland' accents are what everyone i know says to refer to the stereotypical "canadian accent" that bad american TV has, 'cause you're basically only gonna hear that in a random fishing town on the Maritimes' coast.
  • the fact that almost every french person called their accent sexy
  • all my fellow canadians who are saying "canadian but i dONT SOUND NEWFIE" like yes babe we are not all One Single Fishing Town Accent (no hate to the newfies tho ily)
  • the one who said "i sound like siri. i have no accent" meanwhile siri is So Fucking Accented to my ears
  • the amount of people with english as a second language in the notes who now love their accents <3 that's great, love urself
  • everyone going "i'm TOLD i sound british. please not that"
  • the one person who described their accent instead of just saying a word. they happened to be canadian and i was like "you just. absolutely and totally described how i talk"
  • the amount of californians going "californian but i dONT SOUND SURFER OR VALLEY GIRL" like the US version of "im not newfie"
  • the one single californian who was like "yeah i sound surfer. what are u gonna do about it"
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[Heavy sigh] John Singer Sargent four degrees of separation from Stefania Zahorska (Topolski was her friend and illustrated her books in London)

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Not your grave, get out of the hole, etc. Okay! We slept late but needed the sleep after several nights of insomnia and entering what is now day 3 or 4 of a relentless fucking migraine. How do I STILL have a migraine AND bronchitis. So far today we have: taken meds, inhalers, vitamins; washed + exfoliated face; moisturized; brushed teeth, flossed, etc.; eaten breakfast; checked email; taken painkillers; put dirty clothes in washing machine. Here are some tasks:

  • Put on last Queen Charlotte episode
  • While that episode is playing, drink:
  • Liquid IV
  • Monster Recovery
  • Magnesium drink
  • When episode is over, bring clean pants to bathroom and
  • SHOWER
  • Put pajamas in washing machine
  • Put Borax in washing machine
  • Run a load of laundry
  • Call doctor's office
  • Start cleaning in earnest--start with bathroom trash, toilet, sink
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Today we see how the imperialists—​the U.S. to Israeli—​use the experiences of women, of gays, of transgenders as pretexts for imperialist war. The white supremacist ideology replaces the colonial claim of “bringing civilization” into imperialist claims that they are “bringing democracy.” But Washington and Tel Aviv have brought ruthless reactionary occupations to the Middle East.
Today the U.S. has made anti-gay, anti-trans, anti-woman rape and humiliation part of its science of torture and repression from the U.S. torture camp in imperialist-occupied Guantánamo, Cuba, to Abu Ghraib.

On the anniversary of Leslie Feinberg’s death today (15th of Nov.), here are hir own words. (Source)

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In order to stop drinking and avoid doing anything drastic I am replacing all my higher cognitive functions with weed and Shondaland. So far it is achieving the stated objective but I am really putting my brain in a high-speed blender to "prevent" "self-harm". DIY chemical lobotomy

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One episode of the Bridgerton prequel is an after-school special about how older women still get horny. And I think that's beautiful

I know that's right

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One episode of the Bridgerton prequel is an after-school special about how older women still get horny. And I think that's beautiful

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King George accidentally consents to 24/7 lifestyle BDSM with his psychologist. In the Bridgerton universe

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