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Hi blue, can you do mtmte nightbeat, minimus, riptide, and ten reacting to their s/o who is over dramatic when on their period? Like they act like their dying?

I… may have some experience with this matter, yes.  XD

Nightbeat:

  • He tends to be a bit overdramatic himselfsometimes, so your behavior doesn’t really phase him too much
  • He’s got a very dry sense of humor.  When you complain that your cramps are botheringyou, he simply shrugs and says, “Guess you’ll have to die then.”  He gets very upset if you start cryinghowever.  He didn’t mean it!  Honest!
  • He’s very good about bringing you things youneed like medicine, tampons/pads, comfort food etc.  He likes to be prepared for any kind ofsituation, so for times like these, he has a whole stockpile of supplies justfor you.
  • He’s extremely patient and isn’t bothered evenif you get a bit grouchy.  He understandsit’s just one of those things.  When it’sfinally over, he gives you a great, big hug the next time he sees you.  “Welcome back to the land of the living!”

Minimus:

  • He doesn’t really understand hyperbole verywell.  He might actually think you weredying the first few times, but after a while, he simply accepts that this isjust how you are when you’re on your cycle.
  • He would really prefer if you toned down thedrama during important meetings or while he was working, not because he didn’tcare you were in pain, but because he believes in maintaining a professionalimage at all times.  
  • When you’re alone with him it’s a differentstory.  He’ll listen quietly to yourranting, offering the occasional sympathetic nod.  He doesn’t understand what you’re goingthrough, but he’s happy to listen and help you in any way he can.
  • Offers to sing for you or read from yourfavorite book if you’re having trouble sleeping.  He’ll also gently massage your belly in hisirreducible form or lay you down across his lap to gently stroke your hair.  He wants you to be as comfortable aspossible.

Riptide:

  • He’s not exactly Mr. Sympathy, tbh.  He rolls his optics at you and groanswhenever you start acting like you’re at death’s door.  “You’re not dying.  If you were dying, you wouldn’t be talkingthis much.”  
  • However, despite his teasing, he does recognizethat you’re in a lot of pain and tries to get you anything you need.  He’s totally hopeless when it comes topicking out the right things, however. (Frag!  Why are there so many kinds?  Why are humans so weird?)  He has to get Ratchet or Swerve to help himout.
  • Lets you ride around on his shoulder so you can cuddlehim when you’re feeling sick (just not in front of the others, okay?)  Or, he’ll take you someplace fun to take yourmind off your period, like fishing on the oil reservoir or movie night atSwerve’s.  
  • Tbh, he’s a bit weirded out by the wholeconcept, but he’d never want to make you feel bad, especially since you alreadyfeel like scrap.  If you ask him nicely,he’ll rub your belly for you or give you soothing head scratches with only aminimum amount of grumbling involved.

Ten:

  • He’s honestly so alarmed when you start actinglike you’re about to die.  He doesn’treally understand how human biology works. All he knows is that you’re bleeding. A lot.  And are clearly in aimmense amount of pain.  It takes bothRatchet and Swerve having to explain to him that you’re not actually dying, andthat this is just a thing that happens to certain humans sometimes.
  • He hates to see you so upset, even if a lot ofit is just theatrics.  He doesn’t likeseeing anybody in pain, but especially not you. He whimpers and rocks nervously back and forth when you have a badcramping spell.  He wishes he could massageyour belly for you, but he’s terrified of hurting you even more.
  • He lets Ratchet help you with any physical ormedical needs you might have, and concentrates instead on cheering you up.  Every day of your cycle you find little giftsspread out on your berth for you – all of them lovingly homemade.  He even makes you a little figurine of yourself.  (He has a whole collection of them, all indifferent outfits.  Your display is evenbigger than Ultra Magnus’)
  • He comes by to check on you regularly, and willeven leave in the middle of work to stop by your habsuite (much to Swerve’sannoyance.)  If you’re in a lot of pain, he’lllet you curl up next to him for a nap. He’s like a giant, cuddly heating pad.
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MTMTE Headcannon Prompt

Sharing a Berth

Part One: You're Here!

Part Two: Here!

Part Three: Here!

Part Four: Here!

Part Five: Here!

Rodimus

·You just need to be a good friend for this bot to want cuddles, so there's gonna be a sleepover relatively soon, but at his place because he'd squish your bed and all of his favorite snacks are in his personal mini fridge.

·Be prepared for warmth, this bot is like a big cuddly space heater at night, though he's never uncomfortably hot to the touch and just likes to be cozy.

·I say cuddly space heater because he LOVES to be touching you at all times, ideally with as much physical contact as possible even if you're just friends but especially if you're dating, though of course he has to be careful about squishing you.

·There's blankets aplenty in an eternal nest on his berth, which he never bothers to make, so don't worry about bringing your own but be careful to make sure you don't sink.

·Earplugs may be a good investment though, because he's very much a sleep talker, and will have full mumbled conversations that rarely make any kind of sense.

·However, despite what he claims, you'll find not every dream is a happy one for him.

· It's only after quite a few nights that he has the misfortune of experiencing a nightmare while you're there, and unfortunately it's not a small one, so his tremors and murmurs of fear blended with pain are strong enough to wake you on the spot.

·Your first instinct is to comfort, regardless of his far greater size or your own confusion, and your experience leads you to snuggle up beside his helm to stroke his sensitive crests while you whisper to calm him down.

·He's embarrassed and in denial when he finally wakes up, to the point of sloppily brushing away any tears and stuttering out an excuse, but of course you know he always tries to hide any kind of weakness and aren't fooled for a second.

·Eventually you're able to get him to open up, on the condition that you never let anyone know about his sleep trouble, and the two of you work out a regular position for comforting him where his helm is more or less in your lap because he really likes feeling held.

·Time eventually allows him to trust you completely in these vulnerable moments, and cradling his helm or a hand goes a long way when he needs reassurance, enough that he starts getting much better sleep in the long run.

Minimus Ambus

·For a grand multitude of reasons this bot really needs to trust you before sharing a berth, so don't expect much until you have a well established romantic relationship, and even then please keep it private.

·Don't let his hesitation give you the wrong idea though, he's absolutely looking forward to this, just terrified of it going wrong or being teased or both.

·The Magnus armor has given him very considerable experience not squishing small beings, but this is an entirely new kind of challenge, as even in his smaller mode he's more than big enough to hurt you.

·Thusly, he approaches it like a precarious battle, with a full plan and a very elaborate series of charts and diagrams.

·It's been so long since he was in any kind of relationship, combined with his smaller than average size, that even your first hug blew him away with how it felt to be the bigger bot for a change.

·Ultimately science and logic allow him to conclude it's safest to have you on his chest, but there's a bit of an ulterior motive; he loves having your heartbeat right beside his spark.

·You let him listen to the sound once and he's been too reserved to ask for another listen, because while the gentle rythym is comforting in its regularity and its connection to you, he still feels silly revealing what he believes to be a foolish desire.

·Thankfully the part of his chest you rest on is quite sensitive, so he can secretly enjoy the gentle beating as it syncs with his spark, but you figure out what's going on pretty quickly...

·Your resulting offer to let him put his hand over your chest results in the brightest blush of all time, but even amidst the sea of stutters it's not turned down, though he needs a few minutes to recover.

·You assure him it's far from weird and in fact is quite endearing, because of course a bot who finds comfort in order would enjoy the rythym and its soothing pace, but he doesn't have the nerve to tell you what he loves most about the sound is how it reminds him you're here and okay and safe.

·You find out the best way to help him understand is to express how you like the sound of his spark, particularly how the hum softens when he powers down and relaxes, but by then he's a blushing beacon so you decide to work on it later.

Megatron

·While he may be the last being in the galaxy you'd ever expect to cuddle, he's actually not opposed to the idea at all, he just needs to be very close to you first.

·He asks you to keep any kind of relationship with him private, not because he's embarrassed, but because he's afraid of what might happen to you if it gets out that the two of you are close.

·It's not exactly hard for you to agree, because you know his list of potential enemies is a mile long, and also if it got out that Megatron was dating and in fact cuddling an organic at night you'd never again know peace.

·However, he's an absolutely massive bot, so this is going to require some finesse.

·He's certainly more than willing to put in the effort to find a solution, because he knows you want to do this, but he leaves out the fact that he really wants this too.

·His early life involved a lot of shared sleeping spaces and huddling for warmth on cold nights in the mines, all of which he lost shortly before pretty much all nonviolent physical contact ended for him, so between the nostalgia and the isolation he's touch starved to say the very least.

·You have an inkling of his need for positive contact, mostly because your first gentle hand on his leg to offer a friendly gesture of support nearly dropped him to his knees, but it's not until later you understand the depths of his longing.

·He actually straightens up his impossibly sparce room for each of your visits, there may be an occasional vase of flowers, but no he definitely didn't polish up just for this why are you asking?

·Because he doesn't move when he's sleeping, his preferred position is on his side, typically forming a tent of sorts over you with his arm.

·There will be more than one occasion where you wake up to find him curled around your tiny body, like he's trying to shield you from something, but he'll just brush it off as a good sleeping position for dangerous situations.

·Hearing you breathe slowly and softly in your sleep both comforts and hurts him, as it forces him to reflect on how many organics aren't here due to his actions, but he uses that pain to drive his promise to protect you no matter what.

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How would Rodimus, Minimus, Swerve, and Megatron react to a fem human s/o who clings in her sleep to them?

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Rodimus:

💛 Absolutely LOVES how clingy you are when you sleep!

💛 Not only does it give him an excuse to not do the work Minimus assigned him, he gets to stay there and cuddle with the love his life too.

💛 If you're still asleep when he actually does wanna get up he'll wake you up too.

💛 Usually he wakes you up by gently shaking you but if he's feeling really playful he'll tickle you awake.

Minimus Ambus:

💚 At first he's a bit annoyed that you cling to him because it prevents him from getting up and working.

💚 He gets used to it eventually though and appreciates that cling so tightly to his arm and chassis, he thinks it's rather cute.

💚 He has no problem wiggling his way out of your grip, and when he does he'll just pull the covers back onto you and kiss your cheek before he starts his day.

💚 But there have been a few rare times where he'll just lay there with you and pet your hair until you wake up, usually only does this if he doesn't have a lot of work to do that day though.

Swerve:

♥️ Like Rodimus he absolutely loves that you cling to him, he thinks you're so cute how you cuddle up to him.

♥️ He does get nervous if you're still sleeping when he has to open his bar, he doesn't wanna accidentally wake you up but he doesn't wanna open late either.

♥️ He'll eventually try to move you off of him, if you wake up he'll apologize endlessly, but if you're still asleep he looks at you with adoring optics and kiss the top of your head before he leaves.

♥️ He knows it's rather silly but you clinging to him makes him feel confident, if he has doubts about you two being together he'll always remember how you cuddle to him and his worries melt away.

Megatron:

🖤 The first time it happens he freezes up because he didn't expect you to be so close a d he doesn't want to accidentally hurt you.

🖤 Once he gets used to it however he smiles when he wakes up and you're clinging to his arm.

🖤 If he doesn't have to get up right away he'll move so that he can rest his chin on top of your head and stroke your back.

🖤 If he does have to get up though he can easily move you without waking you up, when he does this he'll kiss your forehead before leaving.

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how would Swerve, Nautica, Minimus, Megs and whirl react to their S/O whispering "I adore you" to them when they think they're asleep

I took a screenshot of this ask once and sent it to @sablestine cos it was just that cute, so I’ve gotta give them credit for some of the Swerve headcanons here 

Swerve MTMTE

He woke up when he felt you leaning on his arm, but he pretended to stay asleep to see what you were doing. He felt his entire body tense up when you leaned down to his audial and whispered ‘I adore you’, and he had to fight to keep his cooling fans off. If you kiss his cheek, there’s a very good chance he’ll faint and then wake up the next morning feeling like he’s walking on air 

After that you make it a point to do stuff like that often before you get up in the morning 

Nautica MTMTE

She tries to stay still when you say it, she really does, but the second you move to pull away, she breaks into a fit of (sleepy) giggles. After that she laughs even harder at how flustered you get for thinking she was alseep, and then it devolves into sleepy cuddles. She wants to be awake when you get up in the morning now, if it means you’ll be this affectionate 

Minimus Ambus MTMTE

He’s much better at pretending to be asleep than the others, so even when he hears you whisper something so sweet and heartfelt and in his audial, he manages to keep up the act. He’s really touched though, and he stays awake for a while longer, replaying your words in his mind. When it’s finally time for him to get up, he nervously returns the favor (whether or not he thought they were awake) 

Megatron MTMTE

Similar to Minimus, despite being deeply touched by your words, he keeps up the act. He doesn’t return the favor however, since he’s still a bit shocked that you might mean it, and he’s a bit hesitant about openly admitting how he feels. Later the next day, he would ask you about it, and no matter how flustered you were, he’d ask if you really meant it. When you said you did, he would be the one getting flustered and trying to keep his composure. Eventually, he’d freely return the gesture 

Whirl MTMTE

He doesn’t even bother pretending, he rolls right over and asks why you said that. He tries to joke about it, and tease you for being sappy, but deep down he’s stressing because ‘holy shit do they mean that?’. If you assured him that you did, he would actually let his guard down to say thank you. He would say it really quietly, while avoiding eye contact, but you can tell how much he means it. After that he’d awkwardly bomp his head against yours and yell you ‘all right all right, enough of whatever this is, let’s go back to sleep’, but he cuddles up a bit closer to you 

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Anything Minimus nsfw? little man needs more love

He feels so sensitive, like he’s experiencing sensation for the first time again.

Minimus Ambus can’t remember the last time he was with someone before he donned the Magnus armor. Can’t remember the last time someone ran their fingers along the back of his helm or the seam of his hip or the thin layer of metal covering his spark chamber.

Logically, he knows it shouldn’t feel any different without the armor. When he was in the suit, the suit was just as much his body as anything else. He could feel the sting when the armor was pierced, could feel the comforting weight of a datapad in his hand as he completed paperwork. If anything, the Magnus armor was enhancing his experiences, not diluting them.

And yet, looking into your eyes with his own two optics, without the comfort and protection of the Magnus armor, feels much more intimate.

You have placed your hand on his so many times, little fingers dwarfed by the size of his palm. But now his hands are no larger than yours and your fingers twine between his like he was forged for you. Your flesh is warm against his metal; the same temperature it has always been yet somehow so much warmer when you can easily bring your lips to the back of his hand and hold his gaze as you kiss each joint of his fingers.

It’s different when you can wrap your legs around his waist, when you can kiss him comfortably, when you can take the full length of his spike inside of you without mass displacement. It’s different when it’s his name and not his title that you gasp out inbetween open-mouthed kisses and moans as you buck up into his hips. It’s different when he knows the only thing separating his spark from you is a thin sheet of metal and his own force of will, dwindling more and more with every press of your lips along his cheek, his chin, the coiling of his neck.

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Can you do headcanons on how mtmte Rodimus, Minimus, Rung, and Megatron would react to their fem human s/o who is a very deep sleeper and clings to them in her sleep?

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i hope this are satisfactory! the human wasn’t specifically female but it didn’t matter to the scenario so they’re gender neutral more than anything. -Wizard

Minimus

  • unfortunately for you mims is ByThe Book
  • fortunately for you there’s norule against pda
  • if mims has a meeting there’s a90% chance he will wake you up or get you to stop clinging though, becauserodimus is a beast of his own and the teasing would be too embarrassing for him
  • if he doesn’t, he will find out away to tow you around. he will not skip his duties you. his drive to do work isthat strong and nothing will stop him short of death.
  • if it’s a day off mims willhappily stay with you but also he’s going to ask megatron for hourly updates.
  • literally any way you spin mimsplus a deep sleeper there’s a 98% chance he’ll work despite it. it’s just histhing. it’s like asking optimus prime to be less righteous or starscream tostop trying to kill megatron: unlikely to happen in this lifetime but maybe ifyou tried a bit harder…

Rodimus

  • rodimus takes this as a chance tocancel his meetings.
  • to be completely honest he’s theone the most likely to requisition brainstorm for a baby carrier so he can toteyou around while you sleep. mims is a close second.
  • rodi is also, unfortunately, avery wriggly boy. so wriggly that he’s bound to want to leave the room and dosomething stupid. he doesn’t know what to do bc you’re not coherent enough toagree.
  • rodimus invites drift to dosomething stimulating with this dilemma tbh
  • your race cars have now multipliedand ratchet is Tired but it’s fine bc rodimus won’t let anything loud or stupidhappen while you cling to him as he loves you deeply.

Megatron

  • megatron is an artist. a poet, tobe specific. get ready for him to write incredibly sappy poetry about yoursleeping face. oh, you snore? there’s an analogy in there about it soundinglike the dangerous sounds of junkion, the grind of metal against stone, theawakening of a creature beyond comprehension.
  • in short: megatron’s the sap theywarned you about when you read shakespeare
  • he can and will pet your head
  • will cradle you in his hands????he’s honestly in awe of how he got this far tbh
  • will make a believable excuse toskip a meeting for you or might just straight up admit why he’s not coming tomags. it depends tbh

Rung

  • rung will absolutely also chillwith you unless he has something pressing to attend to like a patient
  • he’s the least likely to tote youaround but he will leave you a note if he leaves
  • he’ll let you cling to him but hemight end up reading a datapad while petting your head.
  • he loves you a lot and might sneakin a picture or two just for his memory later.
  • will openly admit what he’s doingto anyone who asks and will do so with pride. he’s in love and very contentwith his lot in that regard.
  • he will honestly spend a moment toappreciate how soft you are and how lucky he is to have you.
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Can you do A, C, K, L, V, and W for Swerve and Minimus?

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Swerve

(I feel like my opinion of Swerve has just been so heavily influenced by Zenniet noe lol sorry Zen)

Aftercare:

  • Wants to be pampered. He doesn’t expect it at all, so if his s/o is very sweet and gentle and loving to him after fragging he will probably cry.

Cum:

  • He likes being covered and filled by his s/o and vice versa. He thinks it’s really hot if his s/o swallows and if they beg for him to cum in them/on them he will nut immediately. 

Kinks:

  • Big bottom energy. Pillow Prince. He would love a dominant s/o who just takes what they want from him and treats him like a service mech but only if they pamper him after.
  • He would also really enjoy domming, though. His processor would probably short if his normally dominant s/o just let him facefuck them or something. Wants to just go crazy and fuck his s/o for hours and hours (especially if they were a human)
  • Ashamed to admit it, but he’s super into cum inflation and distension. 
  • Biggest praise kink in any continuity. Please compliment him. He’s a good boy. He could probably overload to praise alone. 

Locations:

  • He prefers their habsuite, but he also secretly hopes his s/o will make a move somewhere they shouldn’t. The solvent racks, the bar after closing, a dark and quiet place on the ship… he doesn’t want to get caught but the thrill drives him crazym

Volume:

  • If his mouth isn’t covered, this mech is going to babble non-stop. He will beg, whimper, moan, and yelp with no ability to control it. He’s worried that his s/o finds his voice annoying, so it makes him feel really good if they tell him they want to hear his voice. 

Wildcard:

  • Swerve is definitely still a virgin and if heats/ruts were a thing… he’d rut but still let another mech top him first. 

Minimus

Aftercare:

  • Very, very gentle. He loves to cradle his s/o’s helm and hold them close and tell them sweet nothings. He’s a very tender mech. 
  • He likes coddling, but he also really enjoys the practical and domestic aspects of his partner cleaning him up, changing the sheets, getting him energon, etc

Cum:

  • He prefers to make as little of a mess as possible on his s/o. He’s very reserved and he feels rude if he gets his transfluids on his s/o’s face. If he had to pick, either his s/o’s waist or hands. 
  • He likes being covered in his s/o’s cum as long as they help him clean it all off afterward. He prefers not to swallow it, in any case. Usually his partner’s have more than he can handle, anyway.

Kinks:

  • Bot’s take bets on guessing whether or not Minimus is either the kinkiest mech alive or the most vanilla of all vanilla bastards. 
  • He’s split down the middle.
  • He definitely loves to give orders in bed, is into aft play and pegging, and would probably be into pet play with a larger s/o for sure. He used to be self-conscious about being a minibot but now size differences excite him.  
  • Aside from those few things, he’s relatively vanilla. He can probably get off on just romantic intimacy alone, honestly.
  • He’s open-minded, though. Rodimus has desensitized him to so much over the years that not much fazes him anymore. He’ll still blush if his s/o mentions it, though.

Locations:

  • Habsuite, his or his s/o’s. He wouldn’t even consider anywhere else. Public or semi-public interfacing isn’t just terribly improper, it’s a crime!

Volume:

  • Probably one of the quieter mechs. He doesn’t tend to make much noise, either with his vocalizer or his smaller frame. He’ll muffle himself or even turn off his voice to keep from being loud. 
  • He likes it if his s/o makes a reasonable amount of noise, however. Just don’t go overboard or he will gag you and write you up later.

Wildcard:

  • Loves reading fiction, especially romantic and erotic fiction. The only mechs who know this are Megatron and First Aid (because they both write it)
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Can you do headcanons on how mtmte Rodimus, Minimus, Rung, and Megatron would react to their fem human s/o who is a very deep sleeper and clings to them in her sleep?

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//i’m gonna add the others you asked for here cause you coulda just sent them all in one message//

Swerve

Exactly the same. He can’t be woken up for anything and he grabs at the nearest soft thing to cuddle. You’ll probably choke each other to death in your sleep. Sleeping with another person like him is actually great and he’s never had a better recharge.

Whirl

He’s trying to spoon you and all of a sudden your arms are wrapped tight around his neck. Despite fidgeting and shoving you, he can’t get you to budge. Whirl will mock you later for being his literal ball and chain.

Cygate

Usually Tailgate gets all the clinging. Cyclonus is always spooning Tailgate, who’s always trying to semi-engulf you into him. Tailgate doesn’t mind. If Cyclonus tries to pull you off so Tailgate can get to work, he’ll whine and fight.

Rodimus

Has walked around the ship with you wrapped around him, face absolutely beaming. What, Mags? He’s got a job as captain to do! He can’t be late! This is definitely not to show off.

Minimus

He’s learned that sleeping in his Magnus armor might be the best option in this case. He can pry you off and he doesn’t have to waste time getting ready. He can spend as much time morning cuddling as he wants…

Rung

He’s actually not a big cuddler. You’re one of the few people he’s ever dated, and he’s used to having his own berth. He does try to accommodate you, though, because he’s all about compromise. When it’s time to work, Rung must jet! But he’ll be back later for more.

Megatron

It’s not a big deal. You’re kind of like a bug squished onto a windshield, Megatron is so big he probably wouldn’t notice if he didn’t know you were there. It’s embarrassing for him, even if it’s totally private. What does he do? Where do his hands go? He’s never loved someone like this, does he just let you do what you’re gonna do???

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How would mtmte Rodimus, Minimus, Megatron, Rung, Swerve, poly Cygate, Whirl, and Brainstorm react to their fem human s/o who is a very deep sleeper and clings to them in her sleep?

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Rodimus:

-He doesn’t have the best shoulders to sleep on, so he opts to carry you in his hands. Or places you in the collar like armor around his neck. Though it’s not as comfortable.

-He just about combusts the moment you cling to him. Look at his tiny human! They’re trying to hold him! He loves you so so much!

-Will often comment to others how scrapping adorable you are. Although the second anyone tries to ask about holding you he shuts them down. Tailgate has been more than a little miffed by this.

-Loves to hold you while you sleep because it not only means that you trust him, but you also feel like he can protect you.

Minimus:

-He most likely won’t move once you’ve fallen asleep. He brought his datapad so he could work while you slept.

-Since he’s closer to human size he’s easier to cuddle, granted it’s still hard because he’s a large robot. Though his armor is far more slimmer and easier to hold.

-Finds it calming to have you close by and finds it sweet that you cling to him. Will absentmindedly rub your back while he types on his datapad.

-Will hum cybertronian lullabies if he notices you’re having a nightmare or start to stir.

Megatron:

-He doesn’t like to have you on or near him while you sleep. Mainly because he’s terrified he’ll crush you.

-If he has the time, he’ll usually take you to his habsuite. He’ll let you rest on his shoulder or arm while he reads. He finds it odd that you seem to cling to him, But he doesn’t mind.

-He finds it soothing to have you close by in the quiet hours. You aren’t awake, sure. Hut having you near is just as meaningful as speaking with you.

-If you can sleep by him you must feel safe and protected. It secretly makes him happy.

Rung:

-Will allow you to sleep on his shoulders but he’d prefer to have you in his hands or on his lap. It’s easier for him to type on his datapad that way.

-If you sleep in his lap he’ll tend to stroke your arm or back while he reads over files/evaluates a patient. It’s a calming gesture for him.

-Not many realize it but Rung is actually a decent singer. Will sing to you while you sleep. Most of which are just songs he likes or remembers from back on cybertron.

-Smiles every time you cling to his hand or finger. It’s just so adorable! You want to be as close to him as possible.

Swerve:

-Doesn’t really have a safe place for you to rest. So he opts to hold you. Which doesn’t happen often since he runs a bar that’s open pretty much every night.

-When he does get the occasional night of or you nap during the day, he likes to hold you in his arms similar to Tailgate.

-Will tell you endless stories even if you’ve already fallen asleep. He likes to think that maybe you’ll dream about the adventures he’s telling.

-Will die on the spot when you reach out to snuggle closer to him. He’s never had someone who genuinely cares about him. So to have his tiny human clinging to him brings tears to his eyes.

Clyonus and Tailgate:

-Cyclonus will rest you in his hand, it’s the only place he can really set you without you being uncomfortable.

-He won’t move at all during this time. Even if he does, it’s very slow and smooth so as not to wake you. He’s also mindful not to speak to loudly. He loves it when you cling to him. It means you’re thinking of him even while asleep.

-Meanwhile tailgate will usually carry you like a babydoll or in the crook of his arm. He tries to be as mindful as Cyclonus but sometimes he forgets. He might turn to suddenly or laugh too loud and then you’re awake.

-Tailgate loves it when you snuggle closer to him. His spark just about bursts on the spot. You’re so adorable and he just loves you so much!

Whirl:

-Will probably let you sleep in his cockpit so he can still cause mayhem. Granted it’s quieter mayhem than usual.

-Despite him being a huge jerk, he’s actually quite gentle whenever you’re asleep. Mainly be cause if you don’t get enough sleep your grumpy and aren’t any fun to be around.

-No one even realizes you’re inside his cockpit. He isn’t telling and nobody’s going to body search him. He tries not to move to abruptly so as not to wake you.

-Is prideful at the fact that you’re practically clinging to him. Finds it nice to have someone who genuinely wants to be near him.

Brainstorm:

-Won’t usually let you sleep on him. He loves you, yes. But he’s also busy. A bot whose hanging upside down isn’t really a safe sleeping space.

-He’s made a small nest of pillows and blankets on his desk. He always makes sure it’s clear of clutter and anything dangerous for humans.

-If he isn’t inventing you can sleep on him, it’ll most likely be on his shoulder. You’re safe and content, meanwhile his hands are still free to work.

-Finds it cute that you’re practically clinging to him. You remind him of a baby koala he once saw in a human documentary. Has once or twice referred to you as one.

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Can you do headcanons on how mtmte Rodimus, Minimus, Rung, and Megatron would handle their fem human s/o accidentally giving them a boner?

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Swerve

He’s in the lab, cleaning up the latest accident, when you pop up in your tight shirt and smacking gum. You lean in close to his side, just barely hitting his thigh on tip-toes, and he glances down in time to see you peeking up at him through long lashes.

That’s it, that’s the story. He pops a bone dog and has to waddle his way out of the lab when his shift is over. Swerve does his best to find you but Whirl sees his ashamed expression, and that’s enough to send him back to his habsuite to take care of himself.

Whirl

Not even shy about it when you get him riled up. But if you start reciprocating, telling him how you want to kiss him silly during this ship meeting, he’ll get all giddy and bashful. You’re his knight in shining armor now. His otome senpai. Everyone can hear his strange high-pitched giggling over Magnus’ presentation, but goddamnit they’re just gonna ignore it because they don’t want to know.

Cygate

Totally separate incidents.

Cyclonus pops a boner at you expressing genuine interest in his views on spirituality and life after death; the Cybertronian idea of becoming one through spark energy. It’s not a taboo topic, but it’s very intimate and personal. Something Cyclonus would only talk about in-depth with you and Tailgate. You’re sitting in his lap, head resting back against his stomach plating, just feeling the deep thrum of his voice and the feelings in his words. It’s a soft moment which just,,, gets his engines going.

Tailgate isn’t much different. You’re taking care of him after his latest fall from his hoverboard, hands hovering over his scratched up armor. He’s used to getting scolded and made fun of by others for his careless and childish nature, but you’re totally accepting and caring. 

Minimus

You two are probably alone, so it’s not that embarrassing, but it doesn’t mean Minimus doesn’t start stuttering and flushing. You two haven’t gone that far, yet, so he’s not sure what to do. He wants to kiss you and be romantic about it, but he’s not quite ready for that.

He probably tolerates your presence at best, because honestly he’s so emotionally stunted he has to rush you out of his room before taking care of himself. It’s a lonely life for Minimus.

Rung

Like Minimus, but less virgin about it.

It takes just one hand landing on his thigh a little too close to his array, and he’s suddenly gotta go before this takes a turn into the sexual. Rung doesn’t leave, of course, because he’s proper and kind. It’s not you’re fault he’s in the mood, and he’s an old bot so he knows he can just shove off the urges. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t fantasize about you later. Rung just wants to build a relationship before jumping into that sort of thing.

Megatron

Hasn’t had a boner in like fifty million years, but he takes it in stride. You’re his partner so it wouldn’t be rude to ask you to make out with him to take the edge off. Still, he has a hard time asking. It’s been so long since he’s been this vulnerable.

He’ll probably hold off for years on having sex, just because he’s conflicted. Even if you beg I feel like Megatron isn’t the type to just jump in to intimacy. It takes a lot of trust and understanding and repeating how he’s the worst until he’s ready to open himself to you physically.

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Fluffy headcanons for Drift, Rodimus, Perceptor & Minimus with an s/o after a long day?

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Drift offers to meditate with you. Just breathe deeply, and forget everything, if only for a moment. He offers you tea as well. A massage too, if you want one. He will snuggle with you, and offer to read to you, if it would help to take your mind off of things.

Rodimus immediately fetches you blankets and pillows, flops down next to you, and asks if you want to talk about it. Whether you do or don’t is up to you, he doesn’t mind either way. Want some sweets? He’s got an unhealthy amount for you. Also, he has a bunch of movies too. Usually he’s a picky bot, but he’ll watch whatever you want. He’s just content to snuggle with you too. Maybe going to bed early would be nice…

Perceptor knows something is wrong because of the way your face scrunches up in anger. He immediately tells you how much he appreciates your hard work, hoping to ease some of that pain. He doesn’t really know how to help someone relax, as he hardly does so himself. You both mostly spend the evening just spending time with each other, and talk about both of your days, occasionally cracking jokes about it, with Perceptor’s deadpan delivery making it even funnier.

Minimus is baffled at first. What does one do when one’s s/o is stressed? Much to his embarrassment, he asks Rung for ideas. Taking some advice from said bot, he gets your favorite foods and activities ready for you. He will even do some of them with you, if it would make you feel a little better. It’s rare times like these where he feels like his smaller form helps him. He’s the perfect size for you to hold, and vice-versa. If you want him to do anything, he will do it, no questions asked.

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Okay so first of all I absolutely love your blog and everything.... EVERYTHING in it. *wink wink nudge nudge* I'm a sucker for fluffy feel good things so I was thinking some tender loving from IDW Ultra Magnus, Ratchet and (and this is for my friend whose a big fan as well) Swerve~ I want my heart to go Doki Doki~

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Ultra Magnus is hesitant to reach out and touch you, almost like he’s afraid he might break you, but you can see it’s so much more than that. There’s conflict in his optics, like he’s unsure if he has any right to do so, if there is something inherently wrong with him being with you. At first you worry that he might be ashamed of being with a human but it’s nothing like that. He’s ashamed that he might be abusing his position, that you might feel obligated to accept his advances. You assure him with featherlight kisses to his wrist that is not the case. You lead him to his berth, small hands hardly enough to wrap around a finger as he lets you guide him.

You kiss every inch of metal you can reach, chaste and innocent, until your hands and lips over the secret part of him where Minimus hides within the Magnus Armor. You help him out of it, pressing a kiss to the decorative metal above his lips, showing your feelings for him have nothing to do with his position or any perceived imbalance of power he might have as Ultra Magnus. Your love extends to Minimus Ambus. To the person he is at his core. You whisper his true name against his audials as you rock back and forth in his lap, taking him slowly and tenderly as his arms finally wrap around you and hold you close.

Ratchet knows more than anyone how fragile the human body is compared to that of the average ‘bot. This is why he tries to distance himself from you, your touches, your genuine affection. It would be easy if you just kept to yourself, but when you reach out to him with friendly smiles and gentle ribbing and your honest and open feelings toward him, it’s hard to push you away. I love you, you tell him with a smile, and the words leave your lips so easily and freely and he’s so tired of resisting you when he never even wanted to in the first place. So, when you lead him to his berth with soft eyes and soft smiles and soft skin on display, Ratchet doesn’t fight it.

You can do so much better than an old ‘bot like me, he tells you as you rest against his chest plate, right over his spark. It calls out to you, pulsing strong with emotion, desperate to interact with the weakened buzz of the electromagnetic field that softly pulses from your organic body. You’re naked, body shining with sweat and hair sticking to your forehead and skin clinging to his frame. You’re exhausted with slick thighs and gasping breaths and Ratchet has never seen such a beautiful mess. You smile back at him, fingers spread out against his chest to feel the hum of his systems beneath your palm. How can I do better than you when you’re all I’ve ever wanted?

Swerve has to pinch himself everyday just to prove to himself that this is real; that he isn’t dreaming or in a self-created simulation. You’re really here, in his arms, with him. Your cheek is pressed into the bulky metal of his arm, your leg thrown carelessly over his hip, and chest rising and falling in the slow steady motions Swerve has learned to mean that you are still asleep. Swerve looks at you, sees the trail of saliva dribbling from your chin and down his arm, sees the twitch of your nose as you make strange little grumbling sounds with each deep breath, sees the strands of hair that obscure half your face that he feels compelled to gently tuck behind your ear.

When he pulls back, your eyes are half-open, still groggy and slow with sleep. You lift your head and Sverve’s optics flash to the irritated skin where he can see the imprint of his arm’s plating against your cheek. You smack your lips together, hand reaching up to wipe the drool from your chin, and Swerve watches with the same tender look in his optics like you’re too beautiful to be real. Love you, you tell him, voice raspy, and Swerve can’t help but kiss your lips even as you laugh and swat at him and make half-hearted protests about morning mouth. His spike presses against his closed panel but he’s not even seeking more than this, not really. Having you laughing against his mouth and in his arms is already more than he can ask for. But then your hands creep down to the heated plating of his interface panel and he can feel the evidence of your own arousal slowly rutting against his hip and he’s more than content to let the panel slide open for you.

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NSFW Fem!Human Headcanons Request

For ASimpleArchivist on AO3

Request: General NSFW headcanons with Ratchet, Rodimus, Drift, Megatron and Minimus for a fem!human SO pretty please? Maybe with a list of their kinks, too? I love what you have so far and I can’t wait to see what you add next!

Before we start I would like to point out that since it was not stated otherwise, the reader and bots below were already in relationships when this stuff happened.

Ratchet:

-The first time he ever saw you naked was for a physical in his hab suite. And boy did he get physical. That was also your first sexual experience with him. Though, there was no penetration due to size difference. That didn’t stop you two from having a great time. And Ratchet learned that he really, really likes boobs.

-He implanted a mass displacement generator just to frag you. Though he still likes to be a little bigger than you when you two have sex. He’s fascinated by the way your body can stretch to fit around him.

-Would rather overload inside of you so he can see you stretch and overflow with his transfluid.

-Can and will hold off overload for a long time just to watch you writhe under him or struggle when you try to ride him to overload. Doesn’t really like to go through more than two overloads himself.

-Loves to fuck your boobs. Would be perfectly fine with you only allowing him to shove his spike between your tits for the rest of his life. “Cybertronians have nothing close to it, so they’re new. Not to mention soft like the rest of you.”

-Has fucked you in the medibay exactly twice. The first time wasn’t planned, but so much fun you two decided to try again. The second time First Aid walked in, screamed, and immediately ran out. (No one has ever brought it up and no one ever will.) You two refused to do that again (much to First Aid’s relief).

-(Poor traumatized First Aid)

-He loves to explore your body for new, sensitive places to play with while he thrusts into you or you ride him. If he can’t find any after a while he defaults to assaulting your clit and nipples.

-If he’s in a patient mood he will stimulate you for close to an hour to see just how wet you can get. If you are a virgin this is how he was for your actual first time. He literally made you cum so many times you cried and begged for his spike.

-Teases you with both his hands and mouth, but his hands are more precise so he uses them the most. Though he was very reluctant to even touch you after the whole Pharma incident.

-You dressed up as a slutty nurse once on a dare. “I’m not sure I got the right injection, Doctor.” At first, you thought he was upset because of how quiet and still he was. Then a dark and sexy smirk spread across his faceplates. “Well, we can’t have that, now can we?” (That was the first time he fucked you in the medibay.) It’s a miracle no one came in or heard that. (And if someone did they spoke of it to no one.)

-He doesn’t really like to leave marks on you. The fact that he can’t just fix you makes him distraught and nervous. He was taught that most organics were fragile. ESPECIALLY humans.

-Will sometimes use his holomatter form to fuck you. Not very often though.

-He’s very quiet but pretty expressive.

-Slow and hard.

-KINKS:

-Size difference

-Slight sadism

-Overstimulation

-Inflation? Inflation.

-Body worship

-Tit fucking

-Exploration??? (Is that a thing)

-Roleplay

-Public sex (for a whole 5 seconds) (thanks a lot First Aid)

Rodimus:

-His first time seeing you naked was because he didn’t knock before he let himself into your hab suite. Was frozen on the spot. RODDY.EXE has stopped working. His first time ever seeing a human naked and he wasn’t expecting it to be so… fucking hot. “Um… Can you leave?” “Uh huh…” “Now?” “Right.”

-Went straight to First Aid after that to get a mass displacement generator. “Mass displacement generator. Now.” “Why do you want one so suddenl-” “Won’t fit.” “… Won’t… fit… where???” Rodimus was clearly still out of it.

-He’s too impatient for foreplay that lasts longer than ten minutes. But if you’re a virgin he tries his best to last as long as he can.

-Can hold off overload for a long time, but chooses not to. (Impatient remember?) Will instantly be hard again after overloading. Could literally fuck for hours. His frame was made for stamina and he doesn’t exactly overheat. Has fucked you so many times you cried. Has fucked you so many time you passed out.

-Loves to leave marks. You’re his woman, damn it! Everyone needs to know that. He’s very possessive. Loves to bite the most. Everywhere. His favorite places to bite are shoulders, neck, hips, and thighs. Has accidentally left scars on your neck and thighs. He felt really bad about that. But he made up for it in kisses.

-Prefers overloading on you rather than in you. Mainly on your face. He really likes to make a mess out of you with his transfluid.

-LOVES to tease you. Mostly with his mouth. Could eat you out all day while self-servicing. You passed out the first day he learned how. Really loves it when you tease him too. His favorite thing is for you to suck his spike while you finger his valve. Drives him insane. Also loves when you trace his transformation seams and use your small hands to find hidden sensitive wires.

-THIGHS! If he isn’t fucking your mouth or your pussy, then he’s fucking your thighs.

-Has a thing for interfacing with you in places he can get caught. Like his office. Or an empty hallway. Minimus Ambus caught you two doing the latter. Rodimus overloaded instantly. Ultra Magnus arrested the two of you later for public indecency. He didn’t learn his lesson. (Megatron walked into Rodimus’ office while he was driving you into the desk from behind and quietly walked out. To this day neither of you know that.)

-(Poor traumatized Minimus)

-Will overload twice as fast when you give him compliments. He is a slut for verbal praise. Has begged for it before.

-Enjoys pet play. Both ways. But he prefers to be Master. (It makes him feel like he’s in charge of something.) Also loves bondage and pain play. But only if he’s receiving. He’s too worried he’ll hurt you to enjoy it.

-Will fuck you with his holomatter regularly but says it feels better with his real body.

-He is VERY loud (unless his mouth is preoccupied) and VERY expressive.

-Fast and hard.

-KINKS:

-Biting

-Thigh fucking

-Praise

-Overstimulation (Kinda. He just keeps going.)

-Public sex/Exhibitionism

-Marking

-Pet play

-Bondage

-Slight Dom/sub

-Masochism/Pain play

Drift:

-The first time he saw you naked was because he asked if he could touch you without your clothes on. All you two did that night was explore each other’s bodies.

-Had a mass displacement generator installed before that. He knew that because of the difference in sizes that any kind of physical intimacy would be difficult without it. He went to Ratchet and explained. “Because I want to be able to be intimate with her, which is kinda hard when I’m three times her size.” “I suppose it’s better safe than sorry. Lay down.”

-The first time you two fucked was VERY passionate. He lost all control. Went at you very fast and very rough with his head thrown back, optics rolled, and glossa out. “H-How could any-y one want hum-mans dead!? Frag! FragfragfragfrAGFRAG!!!” If you were a virgin, don’t worry there was lots of foreplay before that so you were more than ready.

-Does enjoy biting you, but usually not very hard. Will occasionally leaving marks if he goes wild. Prefers to keep biting sensual rather than sexual.

-Would rather overload inside of you so he can watch his transfluid spill out of you, but he will often overload on you. If he does overload on you, then it’s mainly on your stomach or tits.

-Loves to fondle you. In every sense of the word. Your boobs are the easiest target, (and he really enjoys that) but he will also grope your ass, your thighs, and your hips. The last three he’ll subtly do in public if he’s bored or just wants to tease you. Though this is the most he’ll do in public.

-Is into knife play. But only running it along your skin and never breaking it. He cut you ONCE. He kept all sharp objects away from you for a whole month. The most pressure he’ll put on the blade is just enough to leave a red line. His favorite places to tease you with a blade are your boobs, shoulders, hips, and thighs. If he really gets into it, he’ll go over your neck, forearms, stomach, and the front of your groin.

-Is super into foreplay. Could go at you slowly for hours. His favorite kind of foreplay is just kissing, groping, and rubbing himself on you slowly. He will not allow you to cum until the main event though.

-Actually fucking you is MUCH different. He wants there to be satisfaction. Unbelievable amounts of satisfaction. And he wants it now.

-Is very careful when fraging you. He killed organics when he was Deadlock and knows how easy it would be to hurt you.

-You got angry with him once and insulted him (you can’t remember what you said, but you do know it was something small). You thought it was odd that his face went from mad to nervous as it turned pink. As it turns out, he likes to be called names. Especially being called a slut while you tease his valve.

-Loves eating you out. Mainly when he’s full size. He likes stretching you out with his tongue. You make the cutest faces and sounds.

-Doesn’t like to interface with his holomatter. Says that it doesn’t feel real. Something about his aura.

-He’s not quiet, but he’s not loud either. Very Expressive.

-Fast and soft

-KINKS:

-Knife play

-Masochism/Negging

-Orgasm denial

-Oral

-Body worship

-Teasing/Foreplay

-Biting

-Marking

Megatron:

-The first time he saw you naked was after you two talked about it for a while (two whole months). “You’re… beautiful… I can’t believe I ever wanted to eradicate organics.”

-He already had a mass displacement generator, but even with it he’s still a pretty big boy.

-Found out that he does, in fact, like the difference in size. You’re so wet after foreplay that you stretch so nicely around his spike. He secretly loves that clearly see the outline of his spike while he’s buried deep inside of you.

-Boobs are nice. Very nice. He can do so many things with boobs. Though he wasn’t exactly sure what they were at first or what to do with them. But don’t worry he’s a fast learner. Very fast.

-He is very careful when interfacing with you. He’s destroyed and helped destroy entire civilizations of organics. He wants to leave that life behind and would rather die before harming you. If you were a virgin he was extra careful and extra touchy.

-Could kiss you all night long. He has. You both intended to have sex but just fell asleep cuddling after making out for an hour.

-The most he’ll do in public is frag you in his office. Mainly because he knows that no one besides Minimus/Magnus, Rodimus, or Ravage would come in unless the ship was on fire and he was the last one they could go to for help. But he always locks the doors so there no chance of being walked in on.

-On that note! Ravage. He was peacefully sleeping in Megatron’s office with his stealth protocols on when you two casually walked in and started going at it. ‘I don’t wanna see this. I don’t want to see thi-!’ LOCKED. “Let me oooOOOOUUUUUT!!!

-(Poor traumatized Ravage.)

-Likes to be restrained in the berth. It reassures him that he can’t hurt you and it’s kinda exciting. He was never been okay with being the one bound up before. Will occasionally like to try new things like this, but he still thinks he’s too old to do some of the things he’s heard Rodimus likes.

-Loves to be praised. His favorite is when you call him a good person. He also likes your more teasing and dominant side when you praise him. “You’re such a good Autobot, Megs.”

-Loves overloading inside of you. Seeing you swell and stretch with his transfluid is the best. Though he’s careful not to hurt you.

-Doesn’t like to mark you. While it would please his possessive side immensely, it just reminds him how fragile you are.

-Does NOT like to use his holomatter form. It’s so unnatural and unusual to him that he can’t enjoy it at all.

-Mostly quiet and moderately expressive

-Slow and soft

-KINKS:

-Size difference

-Inflation

-Bondage

-Oral/Kissing

-Office sex

-Praise

-Mock praise

Minimus:

-The first time he saw you naked was because you got tired of waiting for him to ask, so you changed in front of him. “W-Wait! What a-are yo-… Primus…” “Something the matter, Minimus?” “No… Not at all.” He really likes your body but is shy about touching you most of the time.

-He doesn’t need a mass displacement generator because in his true form he’s only a few feet taller than you.

-Prefers to be sensual over sexual. Would be fine with just lovingly caressing each other all night. Though he is nowhere near with being against more.

-He hadn’t exactly interfaced very many times before he met you, (you were actually his first, but his seals were medically removed for the Magnus armor and he’s been alive for over 5 million years. There’s no way in hell he’s telling anyone that he was a virgin all this time. The crew barely respects him as it is) so your first time together was slow and you rode him. Perfect for if you were a virgin (too).

-He does like the fact that he’s taller than you given how rare that is for him. He also likes that he can see the outline of his spike when he thrusts into you. He sometimes puts his hand over your abdomen so he can fell it slide in and out of you. It makes him overload a lot quicker.

-He isn’t used to interface and rarely self-serviced so he’s EXTREMELY sensitive. It doesn’t take very much at all to pleasure him. And he can’t exactly hold back his sounds or expressions. Not to mention having sex with him is more like instinctual humping than actual thrusting. Almost 95% of the time when you aren’t riding him he’ll just wrap his arm around your waist and go to town on you while burying his faceplates in your boobs.

-Primus, your mouth. It feels almost as good as your pussy to him. Almost overloaded instantly when first you wrapped your lips around his spike and sucked. That was one of the best overloads of his entire life.

-He will sometimes tie your hands behind your back, but overall nothing too kinky.

-The most public thing he’s ever done was when you blew him in his office. He didn’t understand why you were crawling under his desk until you started licking at his interface panels. “What are you doing down thER-!? W-Wait! Not h-hERE!” At first, he tried to pull back, but when you grabbed his thighs and started tracing his interface seams his panels popped open on their own. When you instantly latched onto him all he could process was the pleasure. That was the most embarrassing overload of his life.

-Likes it when you play with his valve, but will instantly overload if you even touch his spike while you’re doing that. It’s too much stimulating for him.

-Loves loves LOVES praise. He’s hardly gotten any in his life so it feels great when he hears it from you in that loving and sincere voice.

-Can’t physically hold out and can’t go for more than two rounds. (Forgive him, he’s trying his best.)

-He has zero experience with interface so he can’t pull out at all. Besides, it feels more natural to overload inside of you, and he doesn’t see the appeal of making a mess of you.

-Using his holomatter is just… No. That was his friend. A really good friend too. No.

-Surprisingly loud and expressive

-Fast and soft

-KINKS:

-Size difference

-PRAISE

-Oral

-Slight bondage

-(He’s a simple mech.)

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