NSFW Fem!Human Headcanons Request
Request: General NSFW headcanons with Ratchet, Rodimus, Drift, Megatron and Minimus for a fem!human SO pretty please? Maybe with a list of their kinks, too? I love what you have so far and I can’t wait to see what you add next!
Before we start I would like to point out that since it was not stated otherwise, the reader and bots below were already in relationships when this stuff happened.
-The first time he ever saw you naked was for a physical in his hab suite. And boy did he get physical. That was also your first sexual experience with him. Though, there was no penetration due to size difference. That didn’t stop you two from having a great time. And Ratchet learned that he really, really likes boobs.
-He implanted a mass displacement generator just to frag you. Though he still likes to be a little bigger than you when you two have sex. He’s fascinated by the way your body can stretch to fit around him.
-Would rather overload inside of you so he can see you stretch and overflow with his transfluid.
-Can and will hold off overload for a long time just to watch you writhe under him or struggle when you try to ride him to overload. Doesn’t really like to go through more than two overloads himself.
-Loves to fuck your boobs. Would be perfectly fine with you only allowing him to shove his spike between your tits for the rest of his life. “Cybertronians have nothing close to it, so they’re new. Not to mention soft like the rest of you.”
-Has fucked you in the medibay exactly twice. The first time wasn’t planned, but so much fun you two decided to try again. The second time First Aid walked in, screamed, and immediately ran out. (No one has ever brought it up and no one ever will.) You two refused to do that again (much to First Aid’s relief).
-(Poor traumatized First Aid)
-He loves to explore your body for new, sensitive places to play with while he thrusts into you or you ride him. If he can’t find any after a while he defaults to assaulting your clit and nipples.
-If he’s in a patient mood he will stimulate you for close to an hour to see just how wet you can get. If you are a virgin this is how he was for your actual first time. He literally made you cum so many times you cried and begged for his spike.
-Teases you with both his hands and mouth, but his hands are more precise so he uses them the most. Though he was very reluctant to even touch you after the whole Pharma incident.
-You dressed up as a slutty nurse once on a dare. “I’m not sure I got the right injection, Doctor.” At first, you thought he was upset because of how quiet and still he was. Then a dark and sexy smirk spread across his faceplates. “Well, we can’t have that, now can we?” (That was the first time he fucked you in the medibay.) It’s a miracle no one came in or heard that. (And if someone did they spoke of it to no one.)
-He doesn’t really like to leave marks on you. The fact that he can’t just fix you makes him distraught and nervous. He was taught that most organics were fragile. ESPECIALLY humans.
-Will sometimes use his holomatter form to fuck you. Not very often though.
-He’s very quiet but pretty expressive.
-Exploration??? (Is that a thing)
-Public sex (for a whole 5 seconds) (thanks a lot First Aid)
-His first time seeing you naked was because he didn’t knock before he let himself into your hab suite. Was frozen on the spot. RODDY.EXE has stopped working. His first time ever seeing a human naked and he wasn’t expecting it to be so… fucking hot. “Um… Can you leave?” “Uh huh…” “Now?” “Right.”
-Went straight to First Aid after that to get a mass displacement generator. “Mass displacement generator. Now.” “Why do you want one so suddenl-” “Won’t fit.” “… Won’t… fit… where???” Rodimus was clearly still out of it.
-He’s too impatient for foreplay that lasts longer than ten minutes. But if you’re a virgin he tries his best to last as long as he can.
-Can hold off overload for a long time, but chooses not to. (Impatient remember?) Will instantly be hard again after overloading. Could literally fuck for hours. His frame was made for stamina and he doesn’t exactly overheat. Has fucked you so many times you cried. Has fucked you so many time you passed out.
-Loves to leave marks. You’re his woman, damn it! Everyone needs to know that. He’s very possessive. Loves to bite the most. Everywhere. His favorite places to bite are shoulders, neck, hips, and thighs. Has accidentally left scars on your neck and thighs. He felt really bad about that. But he made up for it in kisses.
-Prefers overloading on you rather than in you. Mainly on your face. He really likes to make a mess out of you with his transfluid.
-LOVES to tease you. Mostly with his mouth. Could eat you out all day while self-servicing. You passed out the first day he learned how. Really loves it when you tease him too. His favorite thing is for you to suck his spike while you finger his valve. Drives him insane. Also loves when you trace his transformation seams and use your small hands to find hidden sensitive wires.
-THIGHS! If he isn’t fucking your mouth or your pussy, then he’s fucking your thighs.
-Has a thing for interfacing with you in places he can get caught. Like his office. Or an empty hallway. Minimus Ambus caught you two doing the latter. Rodimus overloaded instantly. Ultra Magnus arrested the two of you later for public indecency. He didn’t learn his lesson. (Megatron walked into Rodimus’ office while he was driving you into the desk from behind and quietly walked out. To this day neither of you know that.)
-(Poor traumatized Minimus)
-Will overload twice as fast when you give him compliments. He is a slut for verbal praise. Has begged for it before.
-Enjoys pet play. Both ways. But he prefers to be Master. (It makes him feel like he’s in charge of something.) Also loves bondage and pain play. But only if he’s receiving. He’s too worried he’ll hurt you to enjoy it.
-Will fuck you with his holomatter regularly but says it feels better with his real body.
-He is VERY loud (unless his mouth is preoccupied) and VERY expressive.
-Overstimulation (Kinda. He just keeps going.)
-Public sex/Exhibitionism
-The first time he saw you naked was because he asked if he could touch you without your clothes on. All you two did that night was explore each other’s bodies.
-Had a mass displacement generator installed before that. He knew that because of the difference in sizes that any kind of physical intimacy would be difficult without it. He went to Ratchet and explained. “Because I want to be able to be intimate with her, which is kinda hard when I’m three times her size.” “I suppose it’s better safe than sorry. Lay down.”
-The first time you two fucked was VERY passionate. He lost all control. Went at you very fast and very rough with his head thrown back, optics rolled, and glossa out. “H-How could any-y one want hum-mans dead!? Frag! FragfragfragfrAGFRAG!!!” If you were a virgin, don’t worry there was lots of foreplay before that so you were more than ready.
-Does enjoy biting you, but usually not very hard. Will occasionally leaving marks if he goes wild. Prefers to keep biting sensual rather than sexual.
-Would rather overload inside of you so he can watch his transfluid spill out of you, but he will often overload on you. If he does overload on you, then it’s mainly on your stomach or tits.
-Loves to fondle you. In every sense of the word. Your boobs are the easiest target, (and he really enjoys that) but he will also grope your ass, your thighs, and your hips. The last three he’ll subtly do in public if he’s bored or just wants to tease you. Though this is the most he’ll do in public.
-Is into knife play. But only running it along your skin and never breaking it. He cut you ONCE. He kept all sharp objects away from you for a whole month. The most pressure he’ll put on the blade is just enough to leave a red line. His favorite places to tease you with a blade are your boobs, shoulders, hips, and thighs. If he really gets into it, he’ll go over your neck, forearms, stomach, and the front of your groin.
-Is super into foreplay. Could go at you slowly for hours. His favorite kind of foreplay is just kissing, groping, and rubbing himself on you slowly. He will not allow you to cum until the main event though.
-Actually fucking you is MUCH different. He wants there to be satisfaction. Unbelievable amounts of satisfaction. And he wants it now.
-Is very careful when fraging you. He killed organics when he was Deadlock and knows how easy it would be to hurt you.
-You got angry with him once and insulted him (you can’t remember what you said, but you do know it was something small). You thought it was odd that his face went from mad to nervous as it turned pink. As it turns out, he likes to be called names. Especially being called a slut while you tease his valve.
-Loves eating you out. Mainly when he’s full size. He likes stretching you out with his tongue. You make the cutest faces and sounds.
-Doesn’t like to interface with his holomatter. Says that it doesn’t feel real. Something about his aura.
-He’s not quiet, but he’s not loud either. Very Expressive.
-The first time he saw you naked was after you two talked about it for a while (two whole months). “You’re… beautiful… I can’t believe I ever wanted to eradicate organics.”
-He already had a mass displacement generator, but even with it he’s still a pretty big boy.
-Found out that he does, in fact, like the difference in size. You’re so wet after foreplay that you stretch so nicely around his spike. He secretly loves that clearly see the outline of his spike while he’s buried deep inside of you.
-Boobs are nice. Very nice. He can do so many things with boobs. Though he wasn’t exactly sure what they were at first or what to do with them. But don’t worry he’s a fast learner. Very fast.
-He is very careful when interfacing with you. He’s destroyed and helped destroy entire civilizations of organics. He wants to leave that life behind and would rather die before harming you. If you were a virgin he was extra careful and extra touchy.
-Could kiss you all night long. He has. You both intended to have sex but just fell asleep cuddling after making out for an hour.
-The most he’ll do in public is frag you in his office. Mainly because he knows that no one besides Minimus/Magnus, Rodimus, or Ravage would come in unless the ship was on fire and he was the last one they could go to for help. But he always locks the doors so there no chance of being walked in on.
-On that note! Ravage. He was peacefully sleeping in Megatron’s office with his stealth protocols on when you two casually walked in and started going at it. ‘I don’t wanna see this. I don’t want to see thi-!’ LOCKED. “Let me oooOOOOUUUUUT!!!”
-(Poor traumatized Ravage.)
-Likes to be restrained in the berth. It reassures him that he can’t hurt you and it’s kinda exciting. He was never been okay with being the one bound up before. Will occasionally like to try new things like this, but he still thinks he’s too old to do some of the things he’s heard Rodimus likes.
-Loves to be praised. His favorite is when you call him a good person. He also likes your more teasing and dominant side when you praise him. “You’re such a good Autobot, Megs.”
-Loves overloading inside of you. Seeing you swell and stretch with his transfluid is the best. Though he’s careful not to hurt you.
-Doesn’t like to mark you. While it would please his possessive side immensely, it just reminds him how fragile you are.
-Does NOT like to use his holomatter form. It’s so unnatural and unusual to him that he can’t enjoy it at all.
-Mostly quiet and moderately expressive
-The first time he saw you naked was because you got tired of waiting for him to ask, so you changed in front of him. “W-Wait! What a-are yo-… Primus…” “Something the matter, Minimus?” “No… Not at all.” He really likes your body but is shy about touching you most of the time.
-He doesn’t need a mass displacement generator because in his true form he’s only a few feet taller than you.
-Prefers to be sensual over sexual. Would be fine with just lovingly caressing each other all night. Though he is nowhere near with being against more.
-He hadn’t exactly interfaced very many times before he met you, (you were actually his first, but his seals were medically removed for the Magnus armor and he’s been alive for over 5 million years. There’s no way in hell he’s telling anyone that he was a virgin all this time. The crew barely respects him as it is) so your first time together was slow and you rode him. Perfect for if you were a virgin (too).
-He does like the fact that he’s taller than you given how rare that is for him. He also likes that he can see the outline of his spike when he thrusts into you. He sometimes puts his hand over your abdomen so he can fell it slide in and out of you. It makes him overload a lot quicker.
-He isn’t used to interface and rarely self-serviced so he’s EXTREMELY sensitive. It doesn’t take very much at all to pleasure him. And he can’t exactly hold back his sounds or expressions. Not to mention having sex with him is more like instinctual humping than actual thrusting. Almost 95% of the time when you aren’t riding him he’ll just wrap his arm around your waist and go to town on you while burying his faceplates in your boobs.
-Primus, your mouth. It feels almost as good as your pussy to him. Almost overloaded instantly when first you wrapped your lips around his spike and sucked. That was one of the best overloads of his entire life.
-He will sometimes tie your hands behind your back, but overall nothing too kinky.
-The most public thing he’s ever done was when you blew him in his office. He didn’t understand why you were crawling under his desk until you started licking at his interface panels. “What are you doing down thER-!? W-Wait! Not h-hERE!” At first, he tried to pull back, but when you grabbed his thighs and started tracing his interface seams his panels popped open on their own. When you instantly latched onto him all he could process was the pleasure. That was the most embarrassing overload of his life.
-Likes it when you play with his valve, but will instantly overload if you even touch his spike while you’re doing that. It’s too much stimulating for him.
-Loves loves LOVES praise. He’s hardly gotten any in his life so it feels great when he hears it from you in that loving and sincere voice.
-Can’t physically hold out and can’t go for more than two rounds. (Forgive him, he’s trying his best.)
-He has zero experience with interface so he can’t pull out at all. Besides, it feels more natural to overload inside of you, and he doesn’t see the appeal of making a mess of you.
-Using his holomatter is just… No. That was his friend. A really good friend too. No.
-Surprisingly loud and expressive