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Nine and Rose are trapped on a planet (they stepped into a transport beam and only stay together cause they held hands) that does reality game shows and they are paired together in an alien adaptation of 'The Amazing Race'. They are tested in multiple ways when they have to go through challenges that test their trust and reliance on each other. In the end they win and finally admit their feelings for each other.

So fun! Nine x Rose writers, please write this!

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AU - Online Dating ~ Nine and Rose have had no luck finding their match so through the advice of a few of their friends they try online dating. After a few unpleasant experiences for the both of them, they end up stumbling across each other’s posted personal ad and get to chatting. Eventually they realize that they’re perfect for each other and set up a date for chips.
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lostinfic

Crazy Rich Scotsmen

@osnes-tveit prompted Royalty AU

@onthedriftinthetardis prompted Scottish Highlands

Hardy invites Hannah to his hometown for his best mate’s wedding and to meet his family. She expects to meet a typical blue-collar, Glaswegian family not wealthy aristocrats living in a centuries-old castles. They disapprove of Hardy’s divorce and even more so of his new, younger girlfriend. As conflict boils up and paparazzi start hounding the couple, the best place to escape is up in the mountains surrounding the estate.

“Why did you become a police officer when you had all this?”

“I suppose I wanted to do something more meaningful with my life.”

He shrugs, and she wonders how he can be so humble given his upbringing but mostly all that he has achieved as a D.I. Her heart swells with love for him.

“You’ve never made me feel like I was beneath you… but they’ll find out I used to be an escort and they won’t like it.”

“Not as much as the fact that you’re English.”

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And now I want a Rose Tyler mermaid AU…

I really really really want a Hardy x Hannah mermaid au right now. Imagine. Mr. I Hate the Ocean meets a sea goddess and won’t admit he’s fuckin smitten on sight. Someone give this to meeeeeeeee.

mermaid!Hannah. Can you imagine? I NEED THIS. I NEED IT. 

And like. And like. 

Hardy gets transfixed by it so he keeps going out to the beach and staring out at the ocean knowing he won’t see her again. Hannah keeps swimming to the spot where she saw him because all the loneliness and grief in his eyes stuck with her. She knows it’s forbidden because humans destroy the oceans and he knows nobody will ever believe him. He thinks maybe he imagined it, his new meds getting to him. She says sod the rules and starts the impossible task of looking for the lonely scruffy human. Against all odds she finds him sitting on the docks of his little boathouse. She sends his broken heart racing because holy shit she’s real. 

And then like. Star crossed lovers and whatnot. But somehow it has to work out in the end bc only happy endings are allowed XD 

I just. I NEED IT. 

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khaoschilde

While uselessly attempting to organize photo manips, I came across my silly variety of Pirate Capaldi works and thought I’d repost them in hopes to bring about some much needed giggles. Feel free to use and abuse as you wish. 

These are good.

I so didn’t know I needed him to play a pirate before this but wow

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flydye88

These are excellent!!

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apollostowel

He can shiver me timbers anyday.

He can plunder my booty any day.

I just have to re-blog for @apollostowel and @twelviesfluffyhair comment..  You are fantastic

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