chiaroscuroverse reblogged
i’m supposed to believe that bella is smarter than most kids her age just because she’s picked up a jane austen novel? she’s the most intellectually un-curious person ever!!!! she’s DROWNING in primary sources and IGNORES THEM for the most part!!!!!! does she have any idea how many historians would kill to have even a 10-minute conversation with carlisle “born in the 17th century” cullen??????
My whole time reading this series was „Bella what the fuck trade places with me so I can interrogate them all at length do you know how much I would give to talk to Siobhan for ten minutes“
#I don't go to this fandom but my god I think about this all the time#that's one thing that I actually screamed when true blood did it right#grandma's little civil war ladies group wanting guest speaker bill lmao#me with any and all immortalish characters:#TELL ME EVERYTHING#doctor#castiel#cullens#bill compton#spike#:D:D#etc#scuroqueue