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A Midnight Clear

It’s Christmas Eve, 1896, and all Aziraphale wants is to read his book in peace. His plans are thwarted when he receives a special assignment, but a long-missed demonic visitor appears and sidesteps the Arrangement to grant Aziraphale’s wish. In the end, the angel finds that all he wants is his demon back at his side, but where is Crowley?

Aziraphale/Crowley Rated: Teen & up 4k words

Many thanks to my beta readers, @chiaroscuroverse​ and @wordsintimeandspace​, for making this story so much better than it would have been. I’ve made a number of changes since they’ve seen it, and any errors of style or substance are my own.

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London, Soho, 1896

A knock came at the door of A.Z. Fell & Co. for the thirteenth time that evening. It was Christmas Eve — a night for peace and goodwill towards men — but after his reading had been interrupted by twelve groups of carolers, each increasingly intoxicated and off-key, even an angel might lose his temper, and this one had. The sign on the door clearly indicated that the bookshop was closed for the night.

Aziraphale leapt to his feet and stormed to the door, unlocked it and yanked it open, seething, intending to give this latest batch of warbling merry-makers a large and vivid piece of his mind. 

“Now, see here!” he began, but his next words came to a sudden, guttural stop. 

“Gabriel!” he choked as his eyes nearly popped out of their sockets. “And Sandalphon … what a lovely surprise!” Aziraphale stepped back abruptly and flung an arm out to invite them inside. He tried to wring the venom from his planned anti-caroling tirade and inject a bit of enthusiasm in his greeting to the Archangel and his underling, rather than the unmitigated panic he was feeling. He hadn’t seen either of them for decades, and his mind raced trying to puzzle out why they were here in his bookshop now. 

Gabriel smirked at him as he unwrapped the scarf from around his neck and handed it to Sandalphon, whose metallic teeth glinted as he smiled insincerely at the Principality. 

“Calm down, Aziraphale!” boomed Gabriel, as if speaking to an audience in a large hall rather than the bookshop. “It’s Christmas Eve! You should be celebrating the occasion, not shouting at people. What kind of angel are you?” he said, throwing up his arms in scornful emphasis. 

At this, Sandalphon let out a chortle that spoke more of schadenfreude than good cheer. Gabriel smiled at him indulgently, making Aziraphale feel slightly ill. 

“I do apologize,” Aziraphale said, trying to resist the sarcastic tone he felt like interjecting. “It won’t happen again. But, to what do I owe this unexpected pleasure?" 

At this, Gabriel sobered, and he clasped his shoulder firmly. "Aziraphale, I have a special assignment for you.”

“Oh?” The angel raised his brow and pasted on a smile, doing his best to look intrigued rather than indisposed. 

Gabriel continued as if he hadn’t noticed Aziraphale at all, which he probably hadn’t. (Sandalphon had noticed, however, and shot his fellow angel a rather nasty grimace.) “You’re aware, of course, that Frederick Temple was recently nominated Archbishop of Canterbury?" 

"Ye-es, I thought I’d heard something to that effect.”

“Well? Temple’s participation in Essays and Reviews was nothing short of heresy! And here he is being rewarded for it with the highest religious office in England!" 

"Yes, yes. Terrible,” said Aziraphale, furrowing his brow. He’d thought the essays rather funny, but he didn’t want to appear to disagree with the Archangel.

“Aziraphale….” Gabriel intoned deliberately and with more than a hint of condescension. “Did you even read the essays? Denying that true prophecies exist — refusing the very possibility of miracles — even questioning the eternal nature of damnation!” he scoffed, shaking his head. 

Sandalphon glared at Aziraphale as if he were personally responsible for writing and publishing the heretical texts, and nodded slowly. 

Aziraphale winced. “Yes, of course I’ve read them,” he said, hoping fervently his irritation with Gabriel didn’t show. “I can’t say I find much to agree with in them.”

“Duh!” said Gabriel. “And Temple’s little writer friends hold too much sway with him. He’s starting to have doubts of his own. That’s why I want you to prepare a visitation for him, before he’s officially installed as Archbishop. Remind the old boy of the divine power of Heaven.”

“You mean….”

“Yes. The halo, the wings, the heavenly vestments — the whole nine yards.”

“But…on Christmas Eve?” Aziraphale asked, thinking longingly of his abandoned reading. 

“What better time?” said Gabriel. 

“I suppose you’re right,” Aziraphale said as agreeably as he could manage, under the circumstances. 

“Of course I am! Now, hop to it, Aziraphale,” Gabriel smiled, exchanging a toothy grin with Sandalphon. “I look forward to reading your report.”

“Er, yes, quite,” Aziraphale said as he showed the two angels to the door, and bolted it shut behind them as soon as he dared. 

His shoulders slumped as he resigned himself to a ruined evening. He went to his section on religion in England to locate the book with Temple’s essay, in order to refresh his memory before he confronted the man.

* * *

A few minutes later, there came another knock. Beyond frustrated with the way his evening was going, and frazzled by the Archangel’s visit, Aziraphale stomped to the door, unbarred it, and flung it open. 

“I’m not interested!” he started to shout at the fourteenth interruption of the night. The words died in his throat as he recognized the interloper. 

“Crowley!” Aziraphale said with a swirling mix of shock, relief, and something he couldn’t quite identify. Something that hollowed out his chest and filled his stomach with butterflies. 

“Aziraphale,” said Crowley quietly. “I know it’s been a while,” he started, but stopped abruptly as he found himself being hauled bodily into the bookshop.

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The Brobdingnagian Caves

Rating: Teen & Up Pairing: Ten/Rose Length: 1,524 words Summary: The Doctor takes Rose to see a beautiful crystal cave with bioluminescent fungi. But what else lurks in the cavern's depths?

Thanks to my excellent beta, @chiaroscuroverse!

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The day had started, as it often did, on a lark. The Doctor had dragged Rose out of her bed at "four o'clock in the bleedin' morning,” she had complained. He'd explained how silly that concept was on the TARDIS, or started to, before he'd been silenced by Rose looking at him as if he'd drooled on himself.

"I've had three hours of sleep, you prawn," she'd yawned. But she'd perked up after he plied her with coffee and a chocolate croissant and told her why he was so excited to get a start on the day: He was going to take them spelunking in a crystal cave.

There was a cave system on a small moon called (ironically) Brobdingnagia that he'd learned had the most beautiful quartz stalagmites and stalactites in the galaxy. Not only that, but the crystalline columns were lit by bioluminescent fungi that changed color with the atmosphere in the caverns.

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Persistence of Memory 10/11

Pairing: Thirteenth Doctor/Rose Tyler, The Doctor/Rose Tyler Characters: Jack Harkness, Original Characters Summary:  A strange virus has taken hold on Ehru, and the Doctor is on the hunt for a cure that takes her to the British Museum of Natural History, in search of the key to the last ingredient. There, she meets a mysterious young woman named Rose Tyler running from a museum guard, and offers her the field trip of a lifetime. They travel millions of years into the past to find the source of the ancient ginkgo the Doctor needs for her cure. While gathering leaves, they encounter a gentle giant, the largest mammal ever to walk the Earth. But other, less friendly and more dangerous creatures lurk nearby, and one of them attacks, looking for an easy meal. The Doctor saves Rose’s life, but the young woman is guarding a secret that will change the Doctor’s life. Rating: M Length: 27k

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Many thanks to my amazing beta readers @skyler10fic​​​​ and @chiaroscuroverse​​​​! And thanks to Skyler and @joi-in-the-tardis​​​​ for the cheerleading, hand-holding, and listening to me GO ON about this thing for literally YEARS, and for being the best pocket friends I could ever hope for. <3

I was extremely lucky to work with two talented artists: @jemsauce​​​​​, whose cover art inspired me to keep writing, and nowrunalong who I met through the WIP Big Bang, and whose art was the carrot that got this story across the finish line (you’ll find excerpts of her wonderful work within the story). Besides being artistic af, they’re both lovely people.

Chapter Ten

The Doctor went to the console and frowned.

“So, where are we headed now, Doctor? London, 1978?”

“Nah, we can guess where Jack would have gone when he realized he’d lost so many memories.”

Rose furrowed her brow. “We can? Oh wait! He thinks the Time Agency stole his memories!”

“Exactly! He’ll almost certainly go back to the Time Agency in the 51st century.”

“But we know the Time Agency didn’t have anything to do with losing his memories in this Universe. And even if they had, Jack wouldn’t get anywhere accusing them, because he didn’t before. Right?”

“Hmm. That’s true. So we need to figure out where he would have gone next. I wasn’t too eager to visit the Time Agency anyway, if I’m honest, not with them looking for me. I haven’t had the most pleasant experiences with them in the past. Now, if I were Jack, where would I go next?” the Doctor said, beginning to pace the floor in front of the console.

Rose frowned, thinking. Then put out an arm to halt the Doctor’s pacing, looking at her with excitement.

Simultaneously, they shouted, “The London Blitz!”

“Yes! We know at some point he’s going to steal a Chula ambulance, and transport it to the height of the Blitz, but we don’t know where he stole it from. So, the Blitz it is! And you won’t have to hang from a barrage balloon to find him again. We know where he hangs out at night.”

“The Officer’s Club?” asked Rose.

“The Officer’s Club,” confirmed the Doctor.

“Guess we’ll have to get dressed up for that,” said Rose with a glint in her eye.

“Wardrobe room?” the Doctor suggested, grinning.

Andiamo!” said Rose, laughing, taking the Doctor’s hand in hers and pulling her towards the stairs to the inside of the TARDIS.

The central column in the wardrobe room with its branching staircase was unchanged from what Rose remembered, and she confidently led the Doctor to the area where the 1940s clothing was.

“Here are the uniforms. Do you want to dress as a member of the WAAF?” Rose asked, lifting one of the uniform jackets from the rack. She turned around to find the Doctor wrinkling her nose and frowning at the skirt below it.

“All right, what about these to go with it? Rose danced past the Doctor to grab one of the smallest pairs of RAF uniform trousers. The Doctor’s eyes lit up, and she smiled and took the jacket and trousers from her.

"Perfect!” the Doctor declared, and kissed her wife before sitting down to take off her boots.

Rose slipped behind the rack to where she knew the dresses were, and flipped through the choices until she found a dress that made her eyes light up. She even let out a small squee of excitement.

“Everything all right back there?” the Doctor piped up.

“Fine!” Rose replied, holding the dress up so she could see it properly. She grinned, and quickly stripped off her trainers, T-shirt, bra, and jeans.

The Doctor was smoothing down her uniform when she heard the clothes on the rack part and then swish back together. She turned around, and suddenly, she couldn’t breathe. Rose was wearing a bright red, flared evening dress with a plunging V-neck.

She stood frozen in place as Rose walked towards her, swinging her hips in what might have been a deliberate attempt to get the Doctor’s respiratory bypass to engage. If so, it was working.

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Persistence of Memory 9/11

Pairing: Thirteenth Doctor/Rose Tyler, The Doctor/Rose Tyler Characters: Jack Harkness, Original Characters Summary:  A strange virus has taken hold on Ehru, and the Doctor is on the hunt for a cure that takes her to the British Museum of Natural History, in search of the key to the last ingredient. There, she meets a mysterious young woman named Rose Tyler running from a museum guard, and offers her the field trip of a lifetime. They travel millions of years into the past to find the source of the ancient ginkgo the Doctor needs for her cure. While gathering leaves, they encounter a gentle giant, the largest mammal ever to walk the Earth. But other, less friendly and more dangerous creatures lurk nearby, and one of them attacks, looking for an easy meal. The Doctor saves Rose’s life, but the young woman is guarding a secret that will change the Doctor’s life. Rating: M Length: 27k

Read on ao3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 

Many thanks to my amazing beta readers @skyler10fic​​​ and @chiaroscuroverse​​​! And thanks to Skyler and @joi-in-the-tardis​​​ for the cheerleading, hand-holding, and listening to me GO ON about this thing for literally YEARS, and for being the best pocket friends I could ever hope for. <3

I was extremely lucky to work with two talented artists: @jemsauce​​​​, whose cover art inspired me to keep writing, and @lyds​​​, who I met through the WIP Big Bang, and whose art was the carrot that got this story across the finish line (you’ll find excerpts of her wonderful work within the story). Besides being artistic af, they’re both lovely people.

Circular art excerpted from the final artwork by @lyds​.

Chapter Nine

The Doctor was looking for something. It was dark here in the basement of the British Museum, and she’d lost something precious. She looked ahead, and as far as her eyes could see, there were nothing but dusty old cabinets. But she knew, somehow, that none of them contained what she was looking for. Behind her, there was only darkness.

She looked to the left and right, and to the left, far away, there came the sound of voices — interested adults and excited children. And far in the distance, the Doctor could see the outline of a closed door.

Off to her right, equally far away, there was a doorway with a dim light beyond.

She paused. Which way to go?

She heard a scream to the left, and then more screams, and instinct told her to run to the door, to go help the people who were so frightened. She started to run that way.

But she slowed down, and stopped just shy of the door. Her hearts hurt. She turned around, and saw, much smaller and dimmer now, the open doorway. There was still a light beyond, but it was shimmering now, like molten gold.

Suppressing her instincts, the Doctor turned a deaf ear to the screaming, and ran towards the light. It wasn’t getting any brighter, but she just ran faster.

She barreled through the doorway and shut the metal lattice behind her with a clang. There were four buttons on the wall to the right of the closed lattice. She pushed the button next to the numeral three, and rode the elevator to the top.

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Indricotherium, also known as Paraceratherium to paleontologists, is a genus of rhino which lived approximately 33 to 23 million years ago during the Oligocene Period. It was first discovered during the early 20th century and was given the name Indricotherium – which means “Indric beast.” Indricotherium is one of the largest terrestrial mammals that ever walked the Earth. They were approximately 40 feet long and weighed around 20 tons. To put that size into perspective, that means it was about as long as a semi-trailer and weighed as much as 2 T-rex dinosaurs! 

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Persistence of Memory 2/12

Pairing: Thirteenth Doctor/Rose Tyler, The Doctor/Rose Tyler Characters: Jack Harkness, Original Characters Summary:  A strange virus has taken hold on Ehru, and the Doctor is on the hunt for a cure that takes her to the British Museum of Natural History, in search of the key to the last ingredient. There, she meets a mysterious young woman named Rose Tyler running from a museum guard, and offers her the field trip of a lifetime. They travel millions of years into the past to find the source of the ancient ginkgo the Doctor needs for her cure. While gathering leaves, they encounter a gentle giant, the largest mammal ever to walk the Earth. But other, less friendly and more dangerous creatures lurk nearby, and one of them attacks, looking for an easy meal. The Doctor saves Rose’s life, but the young woman is guarding a secret that will change the Doctor’s life. Rating: M Length: 27k

Many thanks to my amazing beta readers @skyler10fic and @chiaroscuroverse! And thanks to Skyler and @joi-in-the-tardis for the cheerleading, hand-holding, and listening to me GO ON about this thing for literally YEARS, and for being the best pocket friends I could ever hope for. <3

Tagging @doctorroseprompts - er… I think there was a thirteen x rose month a year or two ago? Which I completely missed?

I was extremely lucky to work with two talented artists: @jemsauce​, whose cover art inspired me to keep writing, and @lyds, who I met through the WIP Big Bang, and whose art was the carrot that got this story across the finish line (you’ll find excerpts of her wonderful work within the story). Besides being artistic af, they’re both lovely people.

This is it for tonight, but I plan to post a chapter a night from here on in.

Chapter Two

Rose tried to catch her breath, but it was stolen away again as the ironwork-caged room began to rise, giving her the odd sensation of hurtling up through solid walls. She relaxed a bit as she realized she was in an old-fashioned lift, but when she drew back and looked at the person she had run into (with the intention of apologizing), she nearly stopped breathing altogether.

The blonde woman looking back at her in bemusement was stunning in a way that went beyond conventional beauty. This woman had presence and charm; she smiled, and loosened her grip on Rose, holding her by the shoulders.

Rose felt the shock of a thrill pass through her that the woman hadn’t let go of her yet. She hoped she wasn’t blushing.

“Hello, I’m the Doctor,” the woman said, her accent recalling a school trip Rose had once taken to the Peak District. “What’s your name?”

Rose looked off at the side of the lift, quickly adopting the neutral expression she’d learned on the estate growing up, for when she and her mates had been caught doing something forbidden. But then she looked back at the Doctor and smiled tentatively.

“Rose. Rose Tyler.”

The Doctor grinned back, finally letting go of her, to Rose’s disappointment. “The exhibit halls are up a flight of stairs through a locked door. Not lost, are you, Rose?”

Rose’s blank look gradually gave way to a grin. “Not anymore. Nice running into you, Doctor…?”

“Just the Doctor.”

“You don’t have an identity badge, so I suppose you don’t work here, either. You’re not lost, are you, Doctor?”

The woman beamed at her as if she’d scored a point. “Cheeky. No, not lost.” Then she cocked her head and looked at Rose thoughtfully.

Rose had the feeling that she was being evaluated. She straightened up unconsciously and raised her chin, as if challenging the woman to find her wanting.

“I could use another pair of hands, actually. Fancy going on a field trip, Rose Tyler?”

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Persistence of Memory 1/12

Pairing: Thirteenth Doctor/Rose Tyler, The Doctor/Rose Tyler Characters: Jack Harkness, Original Characters Summary:  A strange virus has taken hold on Ehru, and the Doctor is on the hunt for a cure that takes her to the British Museum of Natural History, in search of the key to the last ingredient. There, she meets a mysterious young woman named Rose Tyler running from a museum guard, and offers her the field trip of a lifetime. They travel millions of years into the past to find the source of the ancient ginkgo the Doctor needs for her cure. While gathering leaves, they encounter a gentle giant, the largest mammal ever to walk the Earth. But other, less friendly and more dangerous creatures lurk nearby, and one of them attacks, looking for an easy meal. The Doctor saves Rose’s life, but the young woman is guarding a secret that will change the Doctor’s life. Rating: M Length: 27k

Many thanks to my amazing beta readers @skyler10fic and @chiaroscuroverse! And thanks to Skyler and @joi-in-the-tardis for the cheerleading, hand-holding, and listening to me GO ON about this thing for literally YEARS, and for being the best pocket friends I could ever hope for. <3

Tagging @doctorroseprompts - er… I think there was a thirteen x rose month a year or two ago? Which I completely missed?

I was extremely lucky to work with two talented artists: @jemsauce, whose cover art inspired me to keep writing, and @lyds, who I met through the WIP Big Bang, and whose art was the carrot that got this story across the finish line (you’ll find excerpts of her wonderful work within the story). Besides being artistic af, they’re both lovely people.

Prologue

He awoke in a Victorian armchair, and looked around him, but everything was strange and new. Where was he? Who was he? All he could remember was that he was called the Doctor. There was a word for this… What was it? Amnesia? He stumbled through this odd place, pulsing with mauve lights, drawn to the central area of the huge chamber in which he now found himself. He was starting to remember who he was … and that this place was called the TARDIS. No, not a place — an entity! She was communicating images to his mind of the console in the center of the room. He passed a mirror, and something caught his eye; he was unexpectedly shorter than he should be. 

He slowly turned to look, expecting long waves of auburn hair, a handsome visage, and a velvet coat topped by a silk cravat — but instead, hazel eyes gazed out of a beautiful face framed by blonde hair, and she was wearing a black hoodie with embroidered stars. She gasped and clasped her face in her hands, checking to be sure it was really her in the mirror. 

“Blimey, I’m a woman! That’s new,” she said to herself, testing out her voice and new Yorkshire accent. The last thing she remembered, he’d said goodbye to Grace Holloway, then put the TARDIS into the Vortex and gone back to reading H.G. Wells’ Time Machine — what had happened to make him regenerate again so soon? 

She stumbled up the short flight of stairs to the console, and frowned at the panel in front of her. “Ehru? Never heard of it. And I’m an awfully long way from San Francisco.” The TARDIS helpfully suggested that she try the outer doors, so she felt in her pockets for her sonic screwdriver and walked over to the double doors that led to … well, whatever was out there. Taking a deep breath for courage, she pulled one door open.

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Earth Angel

Summary: The End of the World has been averted, Heaven and Hell’s revenge has been thwarted, and Aziraphale and Crowley enjoy a well-earned respite as feelings between them escalate.

Notes: I’ve been enjoying all of the Good Omens fanworks so much, I had to contribute this bit of fluff to the mix. Thanks to @chiaroscuroverse for the quick beta! 

Lunch has segued into teatime, and the unlikely pair are lingering at the Ritz. Crowley is listening to Aziraphale just talking: like he does, about the averted apocalypse, and the Nice and Accurate Prophecies, and his precious books, and how he’s so glad they’re back, and safe. He is listening to him so distractedly, he almost misses what the angel says next. 

“And I’m so glad that you’re back, and safe,” he says earnestly. 

Crowley smiles at him, the smile that has always and ever been for Aziraphale. 

“Likewise, Angel.”

Crowley’s hand brushes Aziraphale’s, accidentally on purpose, as the demon reaches for their second bottle of champagne. Aziraphale takes Crowley’s hand, entwining their fingers, and sets their joined hands on the table between them, holding on through the finger sandwiches and scones, not letting go even when the waiter comes to deliver the eclairs. Crowley doesn’t dare to hope. He hardly dares to breathe. 

The pianist stops playing, and after taking a bow and her applause (for which Aziraphale finally releases Crowley’s hand), she takes her leave. 

Aziraphale starts talking again, this time about a fantastic book he’d read last week, before all this began, and he closes his eyes as he describes an especially vivid passage. 

Crowley takes a deep breath, stands, and steps to Aziraphale’s side. The house band in the next room starts to play, and Crowley extends a hand towards the angel. 

Aziraphale looks up to find the demon regarding him with rare, soft intensity. 

The lead singer, who is dressed more like a hipster than someone who belongs in the house band for the Ritz, begins to croon. 

Earth angel, earth angel Will you be mine? My darling dear Love you all the time I’m just a fool A fool in love with you

Aziraphale looks as stunned as he did on that night in 1941 when Crowley had handed him the satchel of his books saved from the blast by Crowley’s “little demonic miracle." 

“Angel?” Crowley says, full of hope and fear. They’ve never danced before – not like this, out in the open, when Crowley was so overwhelmed with Feelings. Not when they were Free.

Aziraphale extends his hand to Crowley, who takes it and squeezes softly. 

"Dance with me?” Crowley murmurs. 

Aziraphale nods, unable for once to speak. 

Crowley helps him to his feet and leads him to the empty hardwood dance floor. He places his left hand carefully on Aziraphale’s waist and steers him with their entwined hands into step with the music. 

Aziraphale smiles and places his left hand on Crowley’s shoulder, stroking the fabric of his jacket with his thumb. His touch is gentle, yet firm enough that Crowley feels every stroke, and it makes him shudder like one of his lush but terrified plants. 

Earth angel, earth angel; The one I adore Love you forever and ever more I’m just a fool A fool in love with you

They begin to move together in a set of simple steps, swaying slightly as if in an invisible breeze, wings unfurled on another plane as if standing atop the wall where an angel and a demon first fell for each other. Crowley looks into Aziraphale’s eyes and finds his gaze returned, Aziraphale seeing through his dark lenses as if they weren’t even there. They hold each other’s eyes as they dance, though the intensity is palpable, almost painful. 

I fell for you and I knew The vision of your loveliness I hope and I pray that someday I’ll be the vision of your happiness Earth angel, earth angel Please be mine My darling dear Love you all the time I’m just a fool A fool in love with you

As the music stops, Time comes to a halt. They reach for each other, Aziraphale sliding his hand behind Crowley’s neck to draw him down while Crowley cups Aziraphale’s face in his hands, and rests their foreheads together. And they stay like that for a year or a second or a fortnight, neither of them is sure. 

Aziraphale leans back and touches Crowley’s sunglasses, and Crowley removes them and slips them, folded, into the neck of his shirt. He searches Aziraphale’s eyes for acceptance, for connection, and for something more. He finds it all, and can’t suppress a shudder. 

"I love you,” Aziraphale says, voice wavering. “I think… I think I’m in love with you." 

Crowley pulls him against his hips with one hand, using the other to tip his chin up as his mouth descends on the angel’s, wildfire in his veins. He swallows Aziraphale’s groan, only to find his own moans escaping him when the angel responds with abandon. The Earth seems to tilt on its axis, until finally Crowley pulls away, gasping for breath. Aziraphale’s smile glows. 

"Oh, Angel…,” the demon murmurs, “I have loved you from the first.”

Aziraphale rewards the confession with another kiss, sweet and full of promises. “Shall we?” he says, and Crowley nods slowly. 

Time resumes, diners clink their utensils against their china, unaware of the scene that had just played out. The band plays on as they leave together hand in hand. And above the sounds of pedestrians and traffic, a nightingale’s song rises, serenading the immortals whose ancient love story was only just beginning.

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Secret Diary of a Broadchurch Christmas

Pairing: Alec Hardy/Hannah Baxter Rating: Teen and up Summary:  When Hannah Baxter’s Christmas Eve plans go horribly pear-shaped, will the grumpy Scottish cop who appears in her path come to her rescue?* And when he needs her, will she come to his? Read on ao3

This work is an extremely belated Christmas gift for the extraordinary @fadewithfury, whose talent has inspired me, and who is as lovely a person as you could ever wish to meet. Er … Merry Christmas, foxy!

Many thanks to the wonderful @chiaroscuroverse and the exceptional @lostinfic for beta reading! They both suffered through two drafts of this story, and their input was invaluable in making it better. As usual, I’ve made last-minute changes, so any errors are mine alone.

It was the afternoon of Christmas Eve; presents were being wrapped, carolers were going door to door, the stockings were hung by the chimney with care, and I was on my way to an orgy. Not just any orgy, or I wouldn’t have agreed to travel so far from London — it was a very exclusive Roman-themed one in a restored castle near Dorchester, and I’d been requested by the Lord of the Manor for the night. I was being paid such an insane sum of money that I could afford to take a cab all the way there and back, and not miss the funds.

Traffic on the M3 was nearly at a standstill, so the driver exited onto a side road that led to increasingly narrow country roads bordered with stone walls.

And then there were cows.

A seemingly endless herd of Highland cows appeared in the middle of the road, apparently crossing to a pasture on the other side. They saw the cab, and stopped to stare, then started milling around. There was no sign of a drover, but I could hear a dog barking in the distance.

“Isn’t there anything you can do?” I asked the cabbie.

“Sorry, luv, the cows have the right of way,” he said, with all the concern of a man whose meter was running.

I checked my mobile, but there were no new messages. I looked out the window at the scenery, which I might have found quite pretty another time; perhaps on the television in my London flat, relaxing with a glass of wine in hand. Today, in the actual countryside, being delayed by bovine obstacles was unacceptable. I tapped my fingers on the seat. I checked my mobile again; still 3:44pm.

“Well we can’t just wait around all day for them to move!” I griped.

The cabbie simply shrugged, and that’s when I lost it.

“We’ll see about that!” I said as I got out of the cab and slammed the door.

I turned, and a huge, hairy face looked up at me from an uncomfortably near distance. I recoiled against the cab door for a moment, but quickly recovered my nerve, and stepped forward unsteadily, high heels sinking into the hard-packed earth.

“Shoo!” I insisted to the nearest cow, gesturing emphatically towards the paddock. She didn’t move an inch. I shivered from the cold, dressed as I was in only a light toga, but also from the realization that 600 pounds of Highland cow wasn’t going to be intimidated by the same things that intimidated my neighbor’s 6-pound Chihuahua. The cow just stood there, staring at me in a way I very much didn’t like.

Suddenly, I had an inspired thought: I had resources. I reached into my bag and triumphantly pulled out a black riding crop. The cabbie powered the taxi window down behind me.

“I wouldn’t do that, luv,” he said.

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66 Degrees South, 4/5

Characters: Nine x Rose, Jack Harkness Rating: Adult/Explicit/NSFW. The rating has gone up for this chapter! Summary:  After watching “March of the Penguins,” the Doctor takes Rose to visit a colony of penguins in Antarctica.

This is a prompt fic for @fleurdeneuf (“huddling for warmth”) and @chiaroscuroverse (“Arctic wildlife” - sorry, I turned the prompt on its head!) that I threatened promised eons ago. (To those who’ve been reading, I’m sorry I missed doing an update last week - I blame my engagement, engagement lunch, and getting sick following my engagement lunch.)

This also fills an ancient “huddling for warmth” prompt for @doctorroseprompts. Unbeta’d.

In apology for missing last week’s update, I’m going to post two chapters tonight, one short and one longer, which will complete the story. :))

Chapter Four

When Rose woke up, hours later, she felt rested, and substantially back to her old self. Surprisingly, the Doctor was still sleeping, curled up on his side, facing away from her, little warbling snores emanating from him that made Rose clap a hand over her mouth to stop herself from giggling.

She got up carefully, so as not to disturb him, and went to take care of her morning ritual. When she returned from the ensuite, he was still sleeping. Rose smiled, and slipped into bed behind him.

Taking a deep breath, she snuggled up against his back, and when he didn’t wake up, she wrapped her arm around his waist. He sighed in his sleep, but still didn’t awaken, so Rose began to stroke his belly with her thumb. Growing bolder, she slid her hand up his chest, splaying her fingers wide to cover his sternum. He stirred then, and Rose held her breath, but his breathing evened out again. She waited a minute, then slowly ran her hand over his chest, daringly circling her thumb around his nipples, which hardened when she grazed one with her thumbnail. Giddy with being able to touch him, she trailed a finger down his chest, wondering how far she could go, but just as she reached his navel, a much larger hand covered hers.

“Where do you think you’re going?” came an amused voice, low and gravelly from sleep.

“Just exploring,” Rose replied with a smile. “Is that all right?”

The Doctor raised her hand to his lips, kissing her knuckles in benediction. He set her hand back on his belly, and let go.

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66 Degrees South, 3/5

Characters: Nine x Rose, Jack Harkness Rating: Mature/NSFW Summary:  After watching “March of the Penguins,” the Doctor takes Rose to visit a colony of penguins in Antarctica.

This is a prompt fic for @fleurdeneuf (“huddling for warmth”) and @chiaroscuroverse (“Arctic wildlife” - sorry, I turned the prompt on its head!) that I threatened promised eons ago. I’m getting there!

This also fills an ancient “huddling for warmth” prompt for @doctorroseprompts.

Although the fic is entirely written, I’m still editing and tweaking things. I hope to continue to post a chapter approximately once a week. Unbeta’d.

Chapter Three

The Doctor broke away from the kiss and looked toward the hill, then back at Rose. And then he picked her up, scattering the nearby penguin chicks, who gave offended chirps as they woke up and teetered out of his way.

“Sorry little ones!” he apologized to the penguins as he hurried past them with Rose in his strong arms.

“I can walk,” Rose protested weakly.

“Save your energy,” he replied, in a tone that brooked no argument.

He quickly and carefully made his way through the crèche, but once he was in the clear, he started to walk as fast as he could. Up to the ridge, glittering under a waning crescent moon, he carried her. And there at the crest of the hill he saw the most welcome sight possible — his battered blue police box resting on the sparkling snow.

He adjusted his grip on Rose and hastened down the other side of the hill, making a beeline for the TARDIS, who threw open her doors as he approached with a pulsing sound of concern.

Jack met him at the door, and if he hadn’t been carrying Rose, the Doctor would have knocked him flat. Instead he growled, “Out of my way,” and scowled as Jack quickly retreated back up the entrance ramp.

“Is she ok?” Jack asked worriedly.

“She will be. I’ll deal with you later!” the Doctor replied in a clipped tone, brushing past him, and ignoring Rose’s tired admonishments to let Jack explain what had happened.

He rushed Rose to a door just past the control room, which she was certain hadn’t been there before — unlike the other doors she’d seen, it was dark glass in a wooden frame. The Doctor finally set her down, though he continued to support her as he opened the door, and a blast of dry heat enveloped them. He ushered her into the dimly lit room and had her lie down on one of the wooden benches. He took off his hat and set it on the bench above Rose, then withdrew his sonic from his jacket pocket, and scanned her torso with it.

The high-pitched buzzing noise hurt Rose’s head, but before she could bat it away, he’d already put the device back in his pocket.

“Thirty-two point four degrees. Low, but I suppose it could be worse,” he said, sounding dissatisfied.

“I’m all right, Doctor,” Rose insisted, tugging him down to sit next to her. “Warming up nicely.”

The corner of his mouth quirked, as if he was trying not to appear skeptical, and failing miserably.

“Hey,” Rose said, “Really, I am,” and tried to remove her mittens, only to be thwarted by her still-shaky dexterity. The Doctor helped her get the garments off, and she cupped his cheek in her right hand, then slid it to the back of his neck, coaxing him down into a kiss.

The Doctor took her face in his hands and brushed his lips against hers, but to Rose’s disappointment, he kept it light and brief. He withdrew and stood up, grabbing the sauna ladle and dipping it in the provided bucket of water.

“I’m going to go get you something hot to drink. I’ll be right back,” he said as he poured the water over the pile of heated rocks in the corner, creating a great bloom of steam that enveloped the sauna.

“I’ll just be here working on my complexion,” quipped Rose in response.

The Doctor raised his eyebrows in amusement and shook his head with a grin. He made his way quickly to the galley to make Rose some hot chocolate.

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