The way that Jack, Rose, and Nine feel far more like a poly trio in late Season 1 rather than any sort of love triangle is INSANE. The vibes are FERAL and IMMACULATE. The kisses in Parting of the Ways. The sharing-story banter in Boom Town. The flirting. "Buy me a drink." "Continue on with whatever you were doing." The dancing. Jack dancing with Rose. Rose dancing with Nine. Nine offering Jack a dance. Everything Ninerose related. "Before you, I was a coward." The fact that Jack only makes sure that Rose is safe before dying for them, Rose brings him back to life, Nine's every interaction with either of them in the finale...honestly the way that Ten interacts with Jack in Utopia (ESPECIALLY the scene in the radiation room/Jack's reaction to hearing Rose is alive) makes even more sense if you realize that he and Jack are exes and that they once loved each other and Rose equally and then the Tenth Doctor WRECKED that by leaving Jack behind

very funny that the solution to shatner and nimoys feuding and ego problems behind the scenes was send them to the yaoi mines until they worked it out and this was suggested by acclaimed science fiction writer isaac asimov they will stop fighting over lines and spotlight if you always place the characters together and make their relationship central to the show one cannot think of spock without kirk and kirk without spock and next domino falls slash fiction is invented..

i want you to know i do not lie.. and then they heeded his words and sent them to the yaoi mines for the season 2 premiere

‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

if you have to ask you’re not ready

James Baldwin, “Nothing Personal.” 1964.

— OLIVIA GATWOOD

WE’RE GETTING THREE EPISODES WITH HIM???

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

Prev X2 tags you are so right

need to make a graph of the level of queerbait a show can be at and still be, like, fun, instead of soul crushing. queerbait intensity vs fun output. it’s kind of a resonant frequency type of situation

for legal reasons this is a joke and being on slash mountain vs the valley of despair vs cartoon lesbian zone is not a judgment of quality in any sense. merely an observation. “intensity of bait” is also not a judgment and is based purely on Vibes. higher fun level =/= better and vice versa. once again for legal reasons this is a joke do not come at me

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So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

I’m watching with IMDB open so I can figure out Where I Know That Actor From (the answer is “The Office” with surprising frequency so far)

@clockworkouroboros

i’d do the stars with you, anytime

favorite doctor who quotes: 6/?

BLACK LIVES MATTER

(Avengers End Game Edition)

iconic moment at the hornblower panel at LI Who

panel: *shows this clip show of hornblower and bush moments before the panel*

paul mcgann, walking to the stage after watching the video with us: i’ve never seen that….but don’t you think bush and hornblower should have just got a room? it was like breathless, wasn’t it?!

panel moderator: thank you!! thank you for saying that!! i spent the entire thing thinking “don’t say that he was hornblower’s boyfriend”. i feel completely validated now.

guy running projector: *pulls up image of bush and hornblower”

paul: even in the stills, look! *sultry voice* “kiss me, you fool…..”

Hi.

Just trying to find out if I still know how to art.

more shots of David Tennant from Andy Gotts’ photo shoots (source)