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Storm of the Century

Some of you know that I live in Texas. I’m not very close to the Gulf Coast, and so I was not personally hit by the recent hurricane, but I have family that was, and Corpus Christi in particular is very close to my heart. I have been doing work recently to aid in the relief efforts, so it was top-of-mind when I felt like I had to write something or die, which is why this story exists. 

If you want to do something to help (it comes highly recommended), feel free to donate to any of the charities at this link.

All of the places discussed here are real and I have been there. The fish store’s location is changed in this story to protect the innocent (but if you ever go to Corpus, do buy fish from a place in Flour Bluff called The Crab Shack).

It would be cheaper if he didn’t bother opening the shop, Killian knew. There was only one ship that had suffered little enough damage that it was making the fishing runs, so he only had a tiny amount of product- a few pounds of grouper, a pound and a half of orange roughy, and five pounds of the big gulf tails that could rarely compete anymore with the cheaper shrimp from Sri Lanka that were shipped to the grocery stores these days. What he did- buying fish fresh from the boats and selling it from his own wee shack- it was a dying business what with the rise of commercial fisheries and cheap product from Asia flown in every day. Still, Padre Island was a tourist destination, and in a normal year he could have sold the equivalent of today’s meager stock within an hour of unlocking his door, and would have had near twenty times that left still to sell. His work might be a throwback, but it kept the lights on.

2017 wasn’t a normal year, however. The hurricane had hit the southern half of the state like a Mack Truck a week and a half back, and the city was still limping its way awake. The island had only gotten electricity back two days past and no one- absolutely no one, he said to himself sternly- was coming to visit now.

Still, David couldn’t afford for no one to buy his catch- he had a wife and a young son to feed- and Killian did still get his disability cheques from the Navy. He supposed he owed it to the old rogue to help where he could.

That said, he could have kept the lights off and the door to his shop closed. Nothing else was open on the island- too much damage. It was only luck of the draw- being built on the leeward side of one of the great struts for the bridge over from the mainland- that had kept the little hovel he called a store from being blown straight out to sea.

It hadn’t been in his plans to open up shop until the night before when, for the first time since the hurricane had hit, he looked at his calendar and realized the date- the week after Labor Day.

Like most beaches, the height of the tourist season was Memorial Day to Labor Day. The hotels and condos on the island charged a premium for space, and the beaches and bars were always full. After Labor Day, the prices and population dropped, though the temperatures didn’t, and it was the clever tourists who came then- when it was still hot enough to feel like summer, but late enough that they payed as though it were autumn.

For the last five years, it was when She had come.

He still remembered the first time she’d walked through the swinging screen door at the front of his shop. She’d stood for several moments, blinking in the dimness and, getting her bearings.

It wasn’t a pre-possessing place, his shop- one room, scarcely ten feet by ten, and completely overtaken by the coolers in which he kept the day’s catch. It was dark and smelled strongly of fish and salt (he did his own filleting, after all). It wasn’t even easy to get to, requiring a u-turn at the bottom of the bridge to get underneath it, and yet there she was, her hair like a little sun, lighting his shop.

What a grump he’d been then, he remembered with a wince. It had only been a year since he’d lost his hand and Liam and Milah all in one fell swoop, but he still couldn’t remember the interaction without a burn of shame low in his belly.

He hadn’t said anything to her, just glared while those eyes (he hadn’t been able to see their colour, back-lit as she’d been in that moment) traveled around the shop, taking in the hand-lettered signs listing prices- which were the only decorations on the walls- and the half-dozen coolers scattered across two folding banquet tables.

She didn’t say anything either and so, after a few minutes, he’d growled, “waddaya want?” and made her jump. Apparently her light-blind eyes had missed him standing in the shadows in the back of the shop, dressed as he was in black.

“Oh!” she’d said, giving him a nervous smile. “Hi.”

He should have returned the smile, but instead he’d sent her a withering glare. “You here to buy something or not?”

The smile had dropped off her face in a moment, and she should have walked out of the store at that moment, but she didn’t. Instead she’d looked around one more time and said, sounding nervous, “uh…. What’s fresh?”

“I get all my fish from the boats every morning, Lady. Everything’s fresh.”

“Oh… well your sign says that everything on it is subject to availability, so… what do you have in stock?”

He’d rattled off the available product in a single breath, and when her mouth had opened in shock, he’d sighed and said it slower as though she were a child or a mental incompetent.

“Amberjack. Roughy. Grouper. Tarpon. Snapper. Shark. Shrimp.”

She’d given him an icy smile and ordered half a pound of snapper and a pound of shrimp without further dithering.

He’d heard her gasp when she’d noticed his hook, but she didn’t say anything else until she’d asked if he could take plastic. He’d been able to see the slight surprise in her eyes when he had.

She’d left after that, and if the gods were fair, he’d never have seen her again. The gods aren’t fair, however, they’re good, and she’d returned the following day.

“Which is better for grilling, roughy or amberjack?”

And the day after.

“There’s a family who sells tamales out of a cart up the street, do you know if they’re any good?”

And the next day.

“Do you ever get oysters in?”

“No,” he’d muttered, weighing her shrimp in his little scale.

“Where’s the best place to get them then?”

He’d opened his mouth to tell her to go to Scuttlebutt’s, then stopped.

“Depends on what you want, I s'pose.” He looked her over- she wore jean shorts, a tank top with her bathing suit straps showing out the top, and flip flops, like every female on the island. He couldn’t tell what kind of a woman she was, save stubborn enough to continue putting up with his attitude. “The tourists all like Scuttlebutt’s. The clever ones like Laguna Beach.”

She’d blinked in surprise and then, for the first time since the moment she’d walked in his front door three days before, she’d smiled again.

“Where do you like best?”

“Black Diamond, as it’s Thursday,” he’d said, without hesitation. “Water Street if it isn’t.”

She’d raised a questioning eyebrow at him.

“Black Diamond has live local bands on Thursdays,” he’d said, surprised at himself for offering information not practically forced out of him.

“Sounds perfect.”

Sometime around 3 AM, Will Scarlett, bartender at the Diamond had called.

“A blonde came into the bar tonight,” he’d said, not bothering to greet his old friend. “She said you’d sent her, so I told her you were standing her drinks.”

Killian had shot up in bed- he hadn’t been asleep, though he’d been trying to get there.

“You did what?”

“Lass has good taste- drank your favorite Dreamshade Rum. You should bring her yourself instead of letting me flirt on your behalf.”

“I should throw you off the end of the pier next time we go fishing.”

He’d expected her in the next afternoon, as had become her habit, but his door had scarcely been unlocked when she’d darkened it, this time dressed in jeans and a silk blouse rather than beach gear.

“I want to apologize if Will made you uncomfortable,” he’d said, wanting to get that out before anything else. “I didn’t tell him to do it, I swear.”

She’d smiled and waved a hand through the air, though if he hadn’t known better, he might have said she looked disappointed.

“It was fine. Will was an absolute gentleman.”

“Oh? Well… that’ll be a first.”

Her smile had deepened at that.

“Erm… can I get you something? We got some kingfish in. It’s good with-”

“I’m leaving, actually. I just came by to… well to say thanks for recommending Black Diamond to me. I had a really great time.”

“Oh.” He hadn’t been able to say anything more than that, as it seemed that there was something obstructing his throat.

“Yeah. So. Thanks for… everything. It was really nice to meet you… Killian.”

Will must have told her his name. She’d been long vanished before his brain had started working sufficiently to realize that he hadn’t ever learned her name.

The next year, the week after Labor Day, she’d been back. This time, when she smiled at him, he’d smiled back.

He’d suggested that she try the new restaurant on the island called Dragonfly, but she’d said that she only went out to a restaurant once on her vacation, and she didn’t want to miss Black Diamond. Before she’d left that year, she’d told him her name was Emma.

The third year, he’d dropped by Black Diamond on the Thursday of her visit and stood her drinks for her on his own account. He found out that she preferred to mix her rum with Diet Dr Pepper, and could almost-but-not-quite drink him under the table.

The fourth year, he’d offered to take her to Dragonfly himself, so as not to disrupt her careful budget. He’d found out that her favorite food was grilled cheese, and that she preferred red wine to white.

The fifth year, he’d woken up in her hotel room the morning after Black Diamond with her already gone. He’d learned from the hotel that her surname was Swan.

He wasn’t expecting her back again after that mistake anyway, and with the hurricane… but he’d flipped the little wooden sign on the front of his shack to say ‘open’ before he could talk himself out of it, and tried not to think about what a fool he was.

He had no customers all day. The only people who came by were other Islanders. The Zavala family, they of the tamale cart, came around noon to give him one of their abuelita’s tortas for lunch. Doc, who ran a little seafood restaurant just in sight of his fish shop stopped by with a couple of beers to wile away an hour or so, and they were joined by Robin from the liquor store and Betsy, who managed one of the condominium complexes along the shore.

Finally, as the light began to fade, he flipped his sign over, though he didn’t bother to lock his door- no one would come. He went into the back of the shop to get the little cooler in which he would take home the pathetic stock of the day to turn into stew- it’d been sitting out too long to do much else with.

When he’d emerged from the back, she’d been there. This time it was he that was back-lit, the sun coming in through the windows in the back of the shop, rather than the front, and she narrowed her eyes at him until he stepped through into the accustomed dimness.

Once she saw him- recognized him- her face went blank with shock. Then, like the sun rising over the ocean, she smiled and, before he could think or say anything, she threw herself into his arms and was kissing him.

“I was so scared,” she said against his lips. “I thought you must have blown away. I didn’t know how to reach you or… or anyone. I’m so glad you made it. I’m so glad you’re safe.”

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Where You Lead: I always wanted a real home with flowers on the windowsill (11/15)

A small town in Maine that’s chock-full of Characters, and everyone’s looking for happiness and love, one way or another.

OUAT Gilmore Girls AU, First Installment

A product of the brilliant minds of @asthewheelwills and @wholockgal

“So she doesn’t actually like Chinese food, at least not the kind you can get on the East Coast,” Ruby explained as she frosted cooled cupcakes and passed them to Emma for a sprinkling of colored sugar on top. “Her parents are out in California and apparently you can get decent Chinese food out there, but not here. She said she’d make me her grandmother’s secret recipe soup which apparently can cure everything from a broken heart to the common cold though.”

“And you can make her your grandmother’s soup that’s touted to do the same thing,” Emma said with a laugh.

“Yeah, apparently that’s cross-cultural,” Ruby agreed.

“So are you actually going on another date with her or are you just going to talk about her constantly and make goo-goo eyes?” Mary Margaret asked from her station near the oven where she was scooping cupcake batter into cups.

Ruby and Emma exchanged a Look. Mary Margaret was the last person from whom either of them would accept advice about seeking love rather than letting it passively come to you like a cursed princess in a fairy tale.

They were saved having to answer by a halloo coming from Emma’s front door.

“We’re in the kitchen,” Emma called out, recognizing Killian’s voice.

He appeared in the entryway to the kitchen with a cheeky grin on his face.

“Lieutenant Jones, reporting for duty,” he said, pronouncing it lef-tenant and clicking his heels together. He couldn’t salute as his arms were full. “Mary Margaret,” he called across the kitchen, “the scent of your confections is matched only by your incomparable beauty.”

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I Will Follow: Sick Day

I Will Follow is a collection of missing scenes and short one-shots from the Where You Lead ‘verse.

Killian blinked through the heavy, disorienting fog that seemed to have taken up residence in his brain. His mobile was on the night table next to him, buzzing like a wasp, and he couldn’t seem to draw his thoughts together sufficiently to comprehend why that should be. His body took over on instinct and reached from the hot, sweaty cocoon of his blankets to answer the infuriating device.

“‘Lo?” he rasped into the phone, the single syllable setting off a barrage of coughing that felt as though it had set his throat on fire.

Once he’d managed to gasp his way to relative quiet, a voice finally sounded through his phone’s speaker.

“You sound like Hell, Jones.”

“I feel like it,” he answered, in absolutely no mood to be witty. “What do you want, Swan?”

“The Jolly is closed and you’re not exactly known for taking vacation. I wanted to check whether you’re alive.”

He remembered, vaguely, his alarm sounding that morning and having determined that he absolutely could not work that day- besides his own exhaustion, he could tell he was a hazard to public health. He’d considered getting up and putting a sign on the diner’s entrance, but he found that he couldn’t be arsed. His customers would, presumably, be clever enough to determine from the locked doors that the place was closed, and any idiot who couldn’t work it out themselves could ask a friend.

“I’m alive. Leave me be now.”

“Only by a technicality. Are you okay? Do you need anything? Soup? Tea?”

“Only if it’s laced with cyanide. Leave me to die in peace, Swan. You’ll have to get your coffee elsewhere- perhaps you could learn to make it yourself.”

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Not in the Book

In yet another episode of “Wheel gets distracted from the main story she’s writing” we have this… thing.

It’s crack.  It’s silly.  It’s Once Upon a Time, Sherlock, and Doctor Who.  Don’t read it.

“You’re not supposed to be here,” the Doctor said, glaring at the people standing around his console. “You’re all bloody fictional and absolutely do not belong on my TARDIS.”

“For a man with a vessel that makes even less sense than the average car, that’s a bit rich,” the man dressed in old-fashioned leather with a silver hook rather than a left hand said, looking around the oversized console room with curiosity and slight amusement.

“Sense? Not one iota of this makes sense! A room this size cannot fit into a box scarcely two meters square.” This was the curly-haired man, tall and lean and wearing a long dark coat who looked even more upset by the proceedings than the Doctor.

“It can if it’s dimensionally transcendental,” the Doctor said, pugnaciously.

“Dimension? Is that like a different realm?” the leather-clad man asked, sounding interested.

“How, precisely, would one transcend dimensions? It’s not possible!”

“Mermaids do it all the time, Mate.”

“Oh, I know this one!” Rose said, grinning from the jumpseat where she and the blonde companions of their two visitors had retreated from the argument. “Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!”

“That doesn’t mean anything!” the frustrated man in the long coat said.

Rose shrugged.

“Erm,” the blonde man who had accompanied the visitor in modern dress said, catching everyone’s attention. “You seem to be quite certain that you know who we all are,” he said to the Doctor in a more polite tone than his friend had been using. “I’m afraid that doesn’t really go for everyone here. Care to clarify?”

The Doctor indicated between the man in the long coat and scarf and the man sitting on the pilot’s bench. “Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, fictional creations of Sir. Arthur Conan Doyle in the late 19th century.”

“John Watson?” Rose asked, looking at the man sitting beside her. “Really?”

“Erm… yeah. So you have heard of me… us?” John said, surprised.

“Sure have,” the other blonde woman said, looking surprised. “I’m actually half-surprised I haven’t met you before, considering. You’re younger than I expected.”

“Since you’re such a clever lass, let’s see if you know who I am,” the man in leather came to stand in front of Rose, hip-shot and grinning at her in a way that made the Doctor glare. “No hints now, Swan.”

Rose glanced at the woman sitting to her right who rolled her eyes.

“He’s harmless. All bark and no bite,” she assured Rose.

“I’ll bite if you ask nicely,” the man said, showing a set of very nice teeth in a wide grin.

It was Rose’s turn to roll her eyes.

“Good thing Jack isn’t here,” she muttered. “If he’s Captain Innuendo, I think we’ve met his First Lieutenant.”

The other girl hooted with laughter.

“Get that!” she cried. “This ship already has a Captain! You’ve been demoted!”

The man glared at her. “Nearly three-hundred years as the scourge of the high seas, if anyone’s Captain Innuendo around here, it’s me.”

“Oh!” Rose said, eyes going wide. “It’s a pirate getup you’re wearing.” She turned to the girl beside her, mischief lighting her eyes. “All that leather, I figured he was a specialty sex worker.”

The other girl practically fell off her seat laughing.

“Come now, Lass, have pity. Dashing rapscallion? Scourge of the seven seas? And there’s this,” he continued, holding up his hook. “Surely you’ve heard of me?”

Rose gave him an innocent look that fooled no one. “Long-John Silver?” she suggested.

The man sighed and turned to where the Doctor was standing, arms crossed over his chest, scowling at the frivolous silliness occurring on his ship. The pirate gestured to the Doctor.

“Go on then,” he said. “You know you want to.”

“Captain Hook, product of the mind of J. M. Barrie.”

“Right you are,” Hook said, then nudged Sherlock with an elbow, “not that Master Barrie got it particularly right in my case. Any idea if this Doyle fellow had you correct then?”

Sherlock said nothing, only glared.

“If he’s Captain Hook,” John said, leaning around to speak to the woman on the other end of the jumpseat, “does that make you Tinkerbelle then?”

“As though Tinkerbelle would be caught dead with him,” the girl said, shaking her head. “Those two can hardly be in the same room without devolving into a screaming fight. No, I’m just Emma Swan.”

“I’ve never heard of you,” John said.

Emma shrugged. “I’m not in the book.”

“What about you two then,” Sherlock spoke up again. “You seem to know a great deal about us, but who are you.”

“Rose Tyler,” Rose piped up cheerily. “Jericho Street under-sevens gymnastics bronze medalist, and not a Disney princess. I did dress as Belle for Halloween one year though.”

“Good choice,” Emma said. “She’s a sweetheart.”

“With odd taste in men,” Hook added.

Sherlock ignored this and turned to the Doctor. “And you?”

“I’m the Doctor.”

Rose snorted. He always said that as though it meant anything to anyone, and about 90% of the time it didn’t. The other 10% meant they were about to be running as he’d insulted the people they were talking to in some previous life.

True to form, Sherlock just glared. “I’ve never heard of you.”

The Doctor shrugged. “That’s because I’m real and you aren’t.”

“Rude, Doctor,” Rose said, quellingly.

“What am I supposed to be doing with fairy tale pirates and fictional detectives on my ship? How did they get in, anyway?”

“Pushed on the door that said pull,” Hook said, pointing at the TARDIS doors with a thumb.

“Well it pulls from this side,” the Doctor said, pointing. “Out with you, unless you’d prefer to be tossed out an airlock in the Vortex.”

“Well that’s hardly hospitable-”

“OUT!” the Doctor roared, making everyone jump.

“Quite right,” Hook said, straightening his shoulders. “Swan? Your carriage awaits.”

“Hold on actually, Emma,” Rose said, grabbing her arm as she passed. “Have you got a mobile?”

“A cell phone? Yeah.” Emma pulled it from her pocket.

“And you, John, you’ve got a mobile?”

John produced his phone without a word.

“Here, give me your numbers, and I’ll give you mine. I think…” Rose glanced up at the strange, dark-haired, blue-eyed, clever, impossible men the three of them were oddly bound to, “I think we might have a lot to talk about.”

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