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THIRST AID KIT | S4E05 | STERN MEN & POWER FEMMES

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The thesaurus is filled with options for ‘stern’. Here are some of our faves: Buttoned Up. Taciturn. No-Nonsense. 

What these excellent options do not convey is just how hot that shit is. Well, we’re here to help on that front. Big difference this week, we recruited a special guest (our first since we moved to Slate Podcasts): writer, benevolent internet queen of Twitter threads and delight and genteel bisexual lady Nicole Cliffe!

Nicole joined us to discuss her many thirsts, both real and fictional. We started with her formative crush on Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully on The X Files — an accomplished and rational woman with a fine line in side eye in a field of mediocre to ‘fine, I guess’ men was all it took for Nicole (and a generation of young women) to fall deep in crush/love).

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We carried on Nicole’s thirst path until we reached the door of Mindhunter’s Bill Tench, who Nicole declared is the type of man who never has to swipe his MetroCard twice (”it’s in the wrist” 👀). Bill’s mix of rugged toughness and unfashionable empathy and humanity is the catnip our soul best responds to. It’s p o t e n t.

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We also made a stop at the door of stoic-but-filled-with-rage KGB agent Ilya Kuryakin (played by Armie Hammer) in The Man From U.N.C.L.E. The thing about Illya is that he’s a super spy who definitely has rage issues but like, he also has this thing where he looks at Gaby like she can fell him with just her pinkie and you know what? WHEW, WE LIKE THAT SHIT.

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Last but not least, we explored the flinty charm of 1920s-but-y’know-modern Detective Inspector Jack Robinson from Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries. Phryne lives inside the last bubble of his patience but she also occupies every chamber of his heart and watching that push-and-pull play across his face is something we are very drawn to, as you could tell by our sighs. 

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SIGH.

This week’s Fanfic Wars allowed us to really dig deep into our caretaking tendencies, and the results are pretty close to masterpieces, if we do say so ourselves. We also reached into our inbox to read one of our thirst-buckets’ drabble submissions and the fluff proved too great for our hearts.

You can listen to the whole (bumper) episode RIGHT HERE (more ways to listen are listed below).

SOME STUFF TO WATCH AND READ, IF YOU LIKE!

TO LISTEN TO THE SHOW

Subscribe to get new episodes delivered to your device automatically every Thursday. We’re on Apple | Stitcher | Podbean | Google Play | Overcast | Spotify or you can search ‘Thirst Aid Kit’ wherever you get your podcasts.

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We’re on Twitter at @bimadew and @tnwhiskeywoman; the show is on Twitter at @thirstaidkit. Nicole Cliffe is @Nicole_Cliffe. Send us your (short! please!) drabbles at [email protected]. Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, please, because we’re asking nicely and we were told politeness counts? Thanks!

So much thirst, so little time… See you soon!

#here it is the#jack robinson#et al episode#related to this on a spiritual level#:p:p:p#stern#also now firmly in love with bill tench#thirst aid kit
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tinyconfusion

i love that more people have joined the dw bandwagon, especially cause of all the love they are bringing for our beloved rose tyler .. but then i catch myself reading some ‘hot takes’ from these new folks and i’m like ‘oh not this again’ lol 

#lolll i'm thrilled for the new infusion of energy#but it is a strange feeling sometimes being the existing ones when seeing talk like 'can you believe we're stanning doctor who NOW??' 😂#yes. yes i can believe it#the only time I'm every like whaat is when it's like#'why is no one talking about X' or 'why doesn't someone write a fic where YZ'#and you wanna link to the entire tags on various blogs where such things are but then it's#probably not really about finding out that it already exists? moreso being excited at making the discovery?#wonder if that's what my era looked like to the old guard haha#though i was always too nervous to make original posts :P#the ciiiiiircle of liiiiiife#:P:P:P#fandom#scuroqueue
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chappell-roans

when one gets live texts from @ashara during the new game of thrones episode….

#got rewatch#and this post is still so valid#:P:P:P#also repeating my first tags that I would swap thoros for davos and probably also marry him#because watching all of these in a row not only makes things make a lot more sense (although...less so all the time cause ya know)#but knowing who is an actual Good and who stays alive#also surprisingly my affection for jon has grown a lot in rewatch#game of thrones#got crack
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lostinfic

New fun personality game: search up “Florida man” and your birthday and see what headline you get (year is not nessecary)

Florida man arrested for calling 911 when he wanted vodka welp… that’s me

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uberfluss

florida man  in darth vader helmet attempts buglary 

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deathtokillian

“Florida man in custody after landing helicopter on White House lawn”

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tinyconfusion

i got two:

‘florida man accused of putting semen in coworker’s water’

and

‘florida man says he only grabbed his mother by head to kiss her’

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not-falling-but-sauntering-down

“Florida man attacks gas station clerk with hot dogs, corn dog stick over beer, cops say”

“Florida man, 71, accused of repeatedly exposing himself at eateries, placed on house arrest”

#florida man defiles washing machine at soapy's coin laundry#as one does#florida man#the world's worst superhero#:P:P:P
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pellaaearien asked:

Disagree. Living in a land that has no turkey has made me really appreciate it even more than I did before. When I went home last year the taste of turkey brought me to tears.

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I was looking for a different gif but this made me LOL too hard! 

But aww, that’s really sweet, actually! I’m mostly kidding, I eat plenty of turkey, but it’s only rarely in my lifetime been cooked really well. (”I want a deep fried turkey...” ;)) And I’m almost always the visiting party for reasons and that’s the one thing I can’t do anything about. 

#i'm gonna make an extra pumpkin pie in your name#:P:P:P#thanksgiving food#who knew the controversy that lurked beneath??#HA!#mostly i'm just here for the baked mac & cheese#pellaaearien
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Anonymous asked:

You know how timelords can taste different blood types and types of dirt and such? Do you think they're like snakes how snakes can taste the air with chemical receptors? Or they just have good sense of taste?

laurelhach answered:

100% behind gallifreyans having a developed vomeronasal organ (or y’know, the alien equivalent)

now, is that used primarily for tasting/smelling or also pheromone communication hmmm

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laurelhach

i like your thinking

#romana can taste the doctor's bullshit#so that was that look on her face#:P:P:P#classic who#time lord physiology#??#(also when did i use the time lord phallus tag? tell me why tumblr)#reference#scuroqueue
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tinyconfusion

imagine calling rose tyler a bitch and thinking that’s an insult in this day and age lmaooo 

rose tyler is THAT BITCH and it’s about time people recognize it and move on 

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tinyconfusion

rose tyler is THAT BITCH

and she is getting oral as we speak

dems the facts

#tinyconfusion#i love it when you get riled up and spread the good word#rose tyler#:P:P:P#scuroqueue
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tinyconfusion

Five roles I wished Billie Piper would play:

• a mum • a witch • a happy wife • someone who breaks out into song whenever something emotional happens • someone who wears big, comfy cardigans and smiles a lot

Basically I want Billie to play a married witch, who has kids, in a musical that ends happily and everyone lives ❤️

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megabadbunny

@tinyconfusion @lunaseemoony you’ll have to imagine the music, I’m afraid…but here is a Billie Piper autumn witch for you! :3

#billie's a director now#this could totally happen#send her your screenplay jenny!!#:P:P:P#witch!billie#art#megabadbunny#ahh so great#happy October#even though i've still got a few minutes left
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Christopher Eccleston poses for young photographer, Amelia Wilson-Wood, in a recreation of his childhood photo as part of a new project entitled “Look at You Now” currently on display at the Lyttelton Lounge of the National Theatre.

“…Young people mentored by some of the UK’s leading professional photographers used iPhones to recapture a childhood photo of each of the sitters. This exhibition presents the original inspirational image alongside the new portrait in pairs throughout the building, presenting a unique visual living history charting where people start, and what they have gone on to achieve.
People featured in the exhibition come from a cross section of careers across the creative industries from actors to costume designers, playwrights to sound technicians. They all spent time with the young people talking about their work in theatre and the path their lives took since the original photograph was taken. The young people who took part in the project came from neighbouring schools and colleges and have gained skills in portrait composition, identifying shoot locations and photographic lighting through working with their mentors…”

Watch subjects discuss their journey from childhood to working artist below and learn more about the project here.

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#i am ridiculously into this whole thing#look at that baby that's a smile of a future star#:P:P:P#also i've been staring and looking at the#revengers tag to try to figure the photo reverse question bat 😂😂#and I think it's the same ear - that baby ear we see sticks out in the same way as his left#like I told fleur - might need some powerpoints and laser pointers to figure this one out#ahh i love this#christopher eccleston#ft.#elsie eccleston#national theatre#look at you now#baby chris#eta:#meant to say it's like the hairy hand question all over again 😂
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