Random Halfling Encounters

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Welcome to the Simulator of PAIN, Emily.

I mean she makes a good point O.O

Them: “We shall transform you into the next stage of human evolution!”

Me: “Oooo, crab or weasel? Evolution only ends one of two ways!”

You’re forgetting Space Salamander, which according to Star Trek: Voyager is our Final Form O.O

Written by people who didn’t do a single ounce of research in to the topic of Evolution, and yet they still wrote their script, confident that it was fine to present to the millions of viewers.

When Voyager finally made it back home, among the many captains logs Janeway deleted was the one concerning this incident because she’s not paying any space salamander child support if those kids come looking for her O.O

She also deletes the logs about Tuvix because the ethics of essentially murdering a new lifeform on the off-chance it gets you your two dead crew back is shaky at best.

The whole crew has a “I Know What You Did Last Summer” style pact about the Tuvix incident O.O

“WE TAKE THIS TO OUR GRAVES”

StarFleet: Anything happen while you worked your way home.

Janeway: nothing unusual.

Crew snickers.

Janeway: Nothing at all.

Entrapdak Positivity Month 2023 Day 7: Clumsy

I can only accept miscommunication trope when it's done for da funny

Your face when your ass is so perfect that it makes your girlfriend forget about how worried she is about fine motor skills

Say it LOUDER!!!!

im not christian, but i have encountered so many transphobic christians that actually hearing someone in a position of authority in their religion actively support trans people makes me feel like maybe there is hope

More leaders in the traditionalist branches/denominations/etc. need to speak out like this. When compassion, kindness and love lead both beliefs and actions, then lives are valued, saved, and cherished. And if that’s not the point, then what is? What righteousness can there ever be in cruelty? Whose pocket does it pick, whose leg does it break to simply be kind? If not now, when?

Reblogging @mikkeneko ‘s tags:

#you know what I appreciate about this

 #there’s no punchline 

#no gotcha

#just this very sincere measured response

#if your theology promotes cruelty and suffering

#then your theology is bad

There is a difference between calling yourself a man of faith and living like one. This priest and rabi do the second

@doberaptor ’s Clone OC, chief medical engineer, Lucky, and his flower dogs! and Smol.

my glitradora oc babies hanging out with some extended family :>

(watermark from my old account)

flower girl scorpion girl in love?

the anniversary pic was so cute ;u; 🦂🌺✨

Luisa from Encantó, Scorpia from SheRa and Noi from Dorohedoro having a relaxing time at a beach for a kofi request ⛱

@awitchbravestheverge did this for me for my birthday 🥰🥰💗

I am here for soft muscle girl and her trans girlfriend Flower Princess

H.O.R.D.E.s’ first concert!!! Aside from miscommunications over wardrobes the show was a BANGER.

Available on my RedBubble.

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Wizards of the Coast: gnolls are brutal and violent beasts, they’re dumb as rocks, the only thing they love more than murdering unsuspecting adventurers is eating them afterwards

Me: okay but what if some of them were, you know, chill, like they were just dudes? They’re still people, surely they can’t all be evil as a rule, I don’t like the implications of that

Wizards of the Coast: no they LOVE murder and they’re super evil. In fact, their god is really a demon, and all of them are also demon-possessed? They live in abandoned ruins and stuff because they can’t build their own villages or create anything, all they know how to do is steal and destroy. Also don’t feel bad about killing the baby ones when you’re clearing out a settlement, they’d for sure grow up to be evil no matter what, it’s fine

Me: cool that sucks, anyway I made a gnoll, she’s nice and her name is Sweet Pea

I love 1) having elaborate imaginary arguments, 2) creating characters out of pure spite for disappointing lore, and 3) hyenas

I love this, this make my day fucking magical and shit!

I hate stereo types, I hate Cute and Dried villain tropes with an unbridled passion.

My Orcs have farms and help people in need.

My Drow teach magic and at arcane colleges.

My Gnolls farm and enjoy nature and can scout for people new to the area.

Contrary!!!!

My Dwarves can live deep in caves feasting on the bones of people foolish enough to tread in their montains.

My Elves enjoy killing unwary humans who stray to far into thier lands.

My Gnomes.. OH MONKEY JESUS< Don't get me started on them.. I mean, Look at the bones!

A fantasy world should never be built on old tired tropes but on your very own imagination and where it takes you.

also, Sweet Pea is very welcome in my game world. =)

BLACK HISTORY ACTION ITEM: POST DATED 12 FEBRUARY 2022

The National Black Doll Museum had to shut down due to Covid in 2020. They were hoping to reopen this year, but they've lost their physical building.

They've found a place that's like "hell yeah, we want the National Black Doll Museum! We have land we're literally looking to develop for cultural improvement and preservation!" in Attleboro, MA. But to make that happen, they need $1.5 million dollars for a building. Their collection dates back to the 1700s, and dolls that old will need special lighting, climate control, knowledgeable curators, etc. to help preserve them--plus of course they need staff, display cases, you know, stuff. They want to crowdfund the first $100k this February to make that happen. As of the date of this post, they have 16 days to go and have raised only $27,435. While the minimum donation listed is $25, I checked--it is actually possible to make a lower donation if you only have $5 or $10 to spare. (There's a custom screen after you select your donation level.)

All too often, when we discuss history at large we cut out the part of women and girls--preserving dolls is part of preserving that history. And all too often when we discuss Black history in America, we kind of go "they were slaves and then they weren't" and ignore that while they were slaves, they were also people, and that their existence was commodified beyond just being cheap labor. (And that there were free Black people, and that those people were also taken advantage of, and and and....)

Let's celebrate Black history. Let's celebrate Black play. Let's celebrate Black women and children. Let's celebrate the visibility of Black people, as people, for 300 years.

Let's get this museum's doors OPEN AGAIN!