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Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.
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#just one?#sheila motherfucking young#i could keep going#charlotte sweetly#sylvia nolastname#linda murray yes i'm calling her linda murray because i fucking can#melissa nolastname#girl jeri#karen chasity#carrol davidson . because fuck yeah#emma perkins#sophia aka spitfire#hannah foster aka yellow jacket#float like a butterfly sting like a bee y'know#lex foster#mary#judith#the other mary#grace chasity#ruth fleming#stephanie lauter#miss tessburger#WOMAN#zoey chambers. your girl#nora beanie#harmony jones#hailey dilmore#deb nolastname#alice woodward#becky Barnes and i cannot list more tumblr wont lete
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NPMD SWAP AU! Ruth fell instead of Max. She felt betrayed that she didn't get a chance at a happy ending, a chance to be recognized.. a chance to be loved. Her goal is to get rid of anyone that gets the happiness she was stripped of. Lovers must die.
Animal crossing new horizons headcanons for the nerd bunch
Steph
- normcore I think that's what people call it but it's basically just like. a normal town with no specific style. but her house is decorated to her liking and she has her villager's home in a forest she planted herself. she also has mods and she has just a part near the top of her island where there's just a shit ton of bells just dropped on the floor.
-steph definitely gives me black tulip door wreath vibes.
-steph's favorite villager is cherry and she changed cherry's catchphrase to 'bitch' so now she says stuff like "Yeah, go for it, bitch. This oughta be good…’
-steph has a room in her house purely for 'summonings' after she found out if you combine a specific wall and flooring you can create a summoning circle.
-steph refuses to pay tom nook, so her house isn't upgraded that much.
-steph set up a small space in her island for the nerds to fool around in whenever they visited. that space now mostly consists of pit falls and stumps. someone also left a switch there and steph didn't even try to figure out who put it there and just kept it as decor for her house. also Steph has green mums outside her house which she says is supposed to be a weed farm.
Grace
-grace definitely has meticulously designed her island and it's fairycore. rip star fragment trees grace would have loved those. her island has a shit ton of pink tulips everywhere too. grace has a part of her island which is just a forest with a lot of flowers. she also has those like custom design paintings in said forest that read 'god is good' or some shit and she thinks every island should have a god forest.
-grace has the pink wedding event door thingy.
-grace has two tricycles she put outside of nook's cranny that she pretends belong to timmy and tommy
-favorite villager is ruby sorry
-grace loves the wedding event items and her island and house are full of them
Ruth
-her island is a mess to me lmao. her island tune is the iconic part in careless whisper and tiffany is her favorite villager. none of her island is actually decorated btw. and she constantly wears one of those custom design dresses that make it look like the villager has a bikini. ruth collects gyroids after she was taught how to get them by Richie. she just collects the little guys and has them outside her airport as a welcome thingy. ruth uses the effects feature a lot, mainly putting hearts on stuff. only decorating Ruth really did on her island is make a rainbow flower field which she and the rest of the nerds call the gay flower trail. ruth seems to be eternally broke. Richie offers her money and she accepts and ten minutes later she somehow managed to waste it all on the most useless decor
Richie
-his island is littered with references to animes. he has two godzilla statues outside his house. has definitely gotten much more advancements than the others. wishes he could have started out on a modded island but it's too late. his house is made to be his dream home and his room has custom designs of anime posters on the walls. he completed his museum and probably has most furniture items in his catalog. he also completed happy home designer and has a lot of amiibos. richie redecorated all of his villager's homes, both interior and exterior. richie made a crab rave on his beach. richie also collects gyroids and uses them to decorate. he also likes setting up little songs with them for specific rooms in his house.
richie's island flag is this.
Pete
-somehow the one with the best looking island. it's five stars somehow and each villager gets custom personalized yards. pete is really into flower breeding. he's also trying to complete the museum but keeps forgetting to catch some seasonal creatures and fish. pete NEVER skips blather's fun facts. in fact he writes all of them down and annoys Ruth and Richie with them. he's even memorized some for the more common fish and bugs that especially pissed Richie off when he was collecting everything (like sea basses)
petes house has the highest happy home academy rating
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Hypothetically…. NPMD Monster High AU……….
Pete: A poltergeist. Peter Geist just wants to be invisible but he’s constantly getting into mischief with his friends that draws too much attention to himself!
Steph: Mummy cause she’s gotta keep family secrets UNDER WRAPS ;) and in MH the DeNiles are also a powerful family so having the Lauters be mummies is just so…
Richie: Freshwater monster!! He wishes he was a Ningen from the western Pacific but actually he’s just from Lake Michigan lol he loves swimming and sushi and you can tell when he’s dehydrated when the blue on his hair starts to turn brown!
Ruth: Frankenstein’s monster. Kinda a given with FrankenRuth. I imagine she’s constantly altering her body parts to try to be as attractive to others as possible. The bolts are on her temples and her headgear attaches to it
Grace: Vampire. It’s funny because she doesn’t get to touch a cross AND Angela is Italian so no garlic for Grace :(
Max: A Jekyll and Hyde type creature. I imagine his Jekyll side is the Max we see in the Waylon place, and The Jägerman persona is the Hyde, and the Hyde half is easily triggered when he’s overwhelmed or intimidated and is hard to control. Not necessarily kept at bay without music like Jackson and Holt, but hey what are you gonna do, amiright?
Brenda and Stacy are definitely werecats that roll in the same pack, Jason is a fellow vampire, and Kyle is a werewolf which is part of the reason Max wouldn’t let him date Brenda
Talk about being a literal monster lmao
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No cause the way in the NMT2 universe, Ruth and Richie would come back to school after the summer to finally see their best friend Pete and HE’S WALKING HAND IN FUCKING HAND WITH STEPHANIE LAUTER AND SHE’S PRACTICALLY ALL OVER HIM. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED. Pete would be like “oh we started talking at camp! 😊 we’re dating now🥰🥰” and Steph is like “He’s such a rebel lowkey😁” and they’re like Are We Talking About The Same Bitch RN???
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So uhhhhh, take this
EDIT: Here's Ruth's again cuz the link doesn’t work: https://www.shein.co.uk/Mushroom-Embroidery-Striped-Mock-Neck-Jumper-p-3687541-cat-1734.html
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Some Hatchetfield Headcanons
- Richie had a Warrior Cats phase in elementary school
- Ruth owns a pet chameleon named Yoda
- Max thinks that Pizza Pete's is owned by Pete, and that is where he gets the money for his rich kid bowtie
- Mayor Lauter pays Steph's allowance in cryptocurrency
- There was a month where the Clivesdale Chemists and the Hatchetfield Nighthawks had an even higher amount of hatred for eachother than usual. The Chemists accused the Nighthawks of stealing their mascot (they didn’t, the kid just moved to Hatchetfield)
- Because of the mascot stealing allegations, the Chemists decided to steal the Nighthawks mascot for ransom, but they let Richie go after an hour because he wouldn't stop explaining the plot of One Piece
- The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol
- Ziggy owns a couple of pet snakes
- The Smoke Club has a rule that you must wear at least one weed-patterned item of clothing to meetings or else you're out of the club
- Ted is one of those guys whose bedroom has just a mattress on the floor and a TV sitting on a bunch of cardboard boxes
- Also Ted gives big lives in his parents' basement vibes
- No one at CCRP ever knows what to get Paul for work holiday parties so now he owns a bunch of gifted mugs and he's starting to run out of cabinet space because he doesn't want to get rid of anything that was gifted to him
- The Hatchetfield High theatre department has never payed for the rights to a play. The students don't know about this. Ms Mulberry is fully aware of how illegal that is but continues to do it anyway. Hatchetfield is a small town, they won't get caught. Also the theatre department has like no funding
- Grace was a horse girl in elementary school and she used to eat grass
- Charlotte sells DoTERRA essential oils on the side. Everyone at the office has tried to tell her its basically a pyramid scheme but she doesn't believe them
- Miss Holloway was a famous rockstar in the 80s, but after she made a deal with the Lords in Black, her past existence was wiped from everyone's memories and no one ever listened to her songs again
- Grace has OCD, specifically religious scrupulosity
- Richie owns so many body pillows that he no longer has room for himself on his bed
- Ruth and Sherman Young have beef with eachother from Ruth's middleschool My Little Pony phase
- Kyle is autistic and I will die on this hill
- Max's mom dissapeared after being crowned Honey Queen. She wanted the prize money to support her family because Max's father was layed off from his job
- I just know Brenda and Stacy are super into astrology
- Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as "cardboardcore"
- Ted has one of these tattoos. He doesn't remember getting it and it took him forever to notice because it is on his back. It is a miracle that it never got infected
#Local teens describe Paul's aesthetic as “cardboardcore”#The problematic puppy Steph got in a Twitter fight about was the cop dog from Paw Patrol#these specifically killed me#i so agree with most if not all of these#hatchetfield#ted spankoffski#paul matthews#max jägerman#max jagerman#grace chasity#charlotte sweetly#miss holloway#wiggog y'wrath#t'noy karaxis#bliklotep#pokotho#nibblenephim#richie lipschitz#pete spankoffski#ruth fleming#sherman young#favest fav post#starkid
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some roleswap screenshot redraws :]
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Richie: Did Jesus let his disciples vore him when they ate his ‘body’ and drank his ‘blood’?
Grace: What’s vore?
Ruth: Look it up on your family computer.
Pete: I can’t believe you just reminded me vore exists…
Ruth: Richie, don’t forget, unless your partner has a fishsona, no vore on Fridays during lent.
Grace: … So it’s like cannibalism?
Richie: In a way…
Ruth: Sexy cannibalism!
Pete: Cannibalism isn’t sexy, Ruth!!!
Steph: *casually * I used to draw vore in middle school…
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okay but i fully believe that the nerdy prudes play D&D together. they've just got the energy. Pete is their long suffering DM who has to put up with Ruth flirting with all the NPCs and Richie insisting on anime fight moves. when they eventually get Steph in on it she also flirts with all the NPCs but it's just so she has an excuse to flirt with Pete
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so uh i made some hatchetfield edits
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happy international women’s day to all my favorite ladies including: baristas who love weed, incredibly stressed out office workers, cult leading karens, psychic autistic tweens, girls who hate their retail jobs, nurses who have killed two people, alt girls down bad for tiny nerds, sex-obsessed lighting techs, deeply unhinged fundamentalists, executive assistants who moonlight as serial killers, ghosts possessing their husband’s cars, camp counselors with dark secrets, serial-killing Boy Moms(TM), retro diner owning witches, and british nobles who are secretly monsterfuckers.
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List of Hatchetfield characters who I think play sims:
- Ruth Fleming- no question. She spends hours downloading more custom content than her laptop can handle, making beautiful sims, and making them kiss. Hates build mode though (thank god for the gallery).
- Richie Lipchitz- I wouldn't call him a frequent simmer, but about every 6 months or so he plays for like a week straight, and then doesn't touch it again until another 6 months pass. He probably loves lilsimsie though. (Also, he likes to build, so whenever he goes through a sims faze, Ruth asks him to build her a house to play in)
- Stephanie Lauter- sims 3 girlie. Hasn't played sims 4 and refuses to.
- Zoey Chambers- when she got her grandma's money in honey queen she for sure bought at least one expansion pack. Loves to kill sims for fun (her favorite method is poor quality pufferfish dinner party).
- Professor Hidgens- that man barely leaves his house and hard-core lives vicariously through his 33 generation legacy household.
- Gary Goldstein- he likes to cause drama in his households for no reason, and then convinces himself it was actually the sims' fault, and not him who is literally controlling them ("can you believe Terrance cheated on Abigail? How could he? 😡" sir, it was literally you).
- Charlotte Sweetly- she asked Paul for video game recommendations once, and they both thought she'd find cozy games relaxing. Instead, she started playing sims and gets genuinely stressed when things don't go absolutely perfect for her sims.