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AHHHHH I just had a recovered memory!
I was thinking about the possibility of using old clothes to make tiny stuffed Pangurs for the shop, and then remembered how in grade 3 I had a small business selling monsters made out of cut up socks & stuffed with dry corn kernels to my classmates. and I got so fucking mad when, after a week of this, another classmate came in with a basket of their sock monsters to sell, which their mom had sewed with actual fabrics and a machine.
I’m still mad about that, what the hell!
in the end I got banned from making my monsters anyway, because I was sewing them in class under my desk instead of paying attention to the teacher, and people stopped buying them because they had a tendency to suddenly explode and spray corn kernels everywhere
the only one I have left is this, my precious leopard
also to answer this, the key is to be really shit at sewing and have all your seams come apart!
River Monsters
Prints
Lianne La Havas
Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years
a couple of black cat studies
It's not ugly it's modern, mate
Commission for HangryEli on twitter!
I always thought that Michelin was like a prestigious international society of food critics but they’re a fucking tyre manufacturer.
I like how they were like “well there aren’t many cars around so to get them to buy more tires let’s publish a tour guide to France so people travel more and use up their tires.”
Over time they started to incorporate restaurants worth visiting on their tours and even sent out anonymous inspectors to gather information to rate them and now over 100 years later they made a notoriously grumpy world renowned chef cry because his restaurant lost two stars in a rating system that two dudes made up to sell more tires.
They became a world renowned food criticism magazine on accident?????
I THOUGHT THEY WERE DIFFERENT COMPANIES WITH THE SAME NAME WHAT THE FUCK
this is the coolest video game map ive ever seen. and ive seen plenty
So I just now learned about Stagecoach Mary and how have I never heard of this absolute LEGEND of a woman before
- She was born a slave and freed when the Emancipation Proclamation was issued (she was about 30)
- She was about six feet tall and 200 pounds and once she was free she decided she’d never take shit from anyone ever again
- When one of her close friends, a nun by the name of Mother Amadeus, became ill with pneumonia at her convent in Montana, Mary headed alone into the frontier to nurse Mother Amadeus back to health
- After Mother Amadeus recovered, she gave Mary a job as the foreman of the convent. She repaired buildings, took care of chickens, made the long and dangerous journeys into town for supplies, and did other odd jobs.
- She could drink most men under the table, and one saloon offered five bucks and a free shot of whiskey to any man who could take a punch to the face from Mary and remain standing.
- She was once said by a local paper to have broken more noses than anyone else in Montana
- She was outspokenly Republican, which at this time was the liberal party in America, and would get into political debates with the more conservative townsfolk
- One time a man insulted her outside the saloon so hit him in the face with a rock, and only stopped when other cowboys held her back.
- On one supply run into town, her wagon overturned and the horses fled. Mary spent all night single-handedly fending off a pack of wolves with her guns before she righted the heavy wagon by herself and tracked down the spooked horses. The only thing lost in the accident was a jar of molasses.
- She lost her job at the convent when she got into a gunfight with a male employee who did not want to take orders from a black woman. She reportedly shot him in the ass, which angered the local bishop.
- After losing her convent job, Mary spent a brief time running a restaurant, where she welcomed and served all comers
- When a job for a mail carrier opened at the local US Post Office, Mary got the job because she managed to hitch six horses to a wagon faster than any of the male candidates
- She was sixty at the time
- This made her the first black woman mail carrier, and the second woman mail carrier in US history
- When the snows were too deep for the horses to manage the long and dangerous delivery routes, Mary would strap on snowshoes, put the bags of mail on her shoulders, and do it herself
- At one point she apparently had a pet eagle????
- She only retired from the mail route when she was about 70 years old, and instead made a quieter living by babysitting and running a laundry business in the town of Cascade
- She was a huge baseball fan and often gave the local team a big bouquet of flowers from her garden
- The people of Cascade loved Mary so much that they closed the schools annually on her birthday
- When a law was passed in Montana that forbade women from drinking in saloons, the mayor of Cascade granted Mary an exemption.
- When her house burned down, the whole town got together to help her build a new one
- She continued drinking, fighting, and going to baseball games until she died of liver failure at 82 in 1914
Mary (far right) and the local baseball team
Anyway sorry for gushing I just now heard about her and I’m in love
I’ve heard of her, but godDAMN, if her story doesn’t bear repeating. ^w^
Old unfinished art of my character on Guild Wars 2.