i just want to mow hay

lazytown is a better superhero media than all of marvel universe

sportacus isn't a war criminal sponsored by the US military and also his sick acrobatics are all real

LazyTown’s Cooking By The Book doesn’t explore the origins of authority or how the scientific method might allow you to create your own recipes

Argumate’s rationalist fanfic based on LazyTown, quickly hailed as “the new HPMOR” by fans and critics alike,

by fans and critics alike,

yeah I bet

“The dolls are simulacra, Stephanie. That is not to say that they cannot feel. Including, of course, the pain and the fear. They needed to suffer for us. Suffer for you.” 

“I am not asking for excuses! I came here for answers! Why, Robert?”

Robert Rothens glanced at her wistfully. 

Four words.

“You needed worthy opponents.”

dammit I’m not watching this show just to get enough background knowledge to poke holes in rationalist fanfiction I swear

“You know, I honestly believe you would have come to the same conclusions about Sportacus, given time. You’re – we’re – a smart young woman, and such appalling laxity in opposing Rothens would leave a trail sooner or later. Think of this as… me helping you to skip ahead, to the beliefs you would eventually have held.”

“This… this doesn’t change anything, clone. If he’s not fighting as hard as he could, there must be some reason for it…”

“Oh, please, Stephanie – it’s obvious, isn’t it? He needs Rothens as an adversary to maintain his position. The only reason you haven’t admitted it is because you’re entrenched in a system that worships him. But I’m an exact reproduction of your mind, separated from Lazytown’s culture, and I hold no loyalties with either side. From an outsider’s perspective, it’s obvious.”

“No! You’re Rothens’s creation – I can’t trust anything you say!”

“But I’m you. Why would I lie to myself if I didn’t believe it would promote your flourishing? Face it. Even if you continue to work with Lazytown’s ‘superhero,’ you’ll have the little outlaw voice in your head to constantly question his little failures, the way he exults in the fame, his aimless searching… you know what you are now, Stephanie. What we both are.”

“Don’t – don’t say it –”

“You are a pirate.”

an anon about a week ago requested for something along the lines of this and i only just now got around to drawing and finishing it i hope u enjoy …

just a gizmo guy!!!

stephanie notices sportacus doesn’t have any sort of pajamas so she gets him this

what the fuck is lazytown

hold on isn’t ISK the eve online currency? what the fuck? what the fuck?

they mean icelandic krona but now im really disappointed its not the eve online currency

why are they paying in icelandic crowns then

the creator is icelandic and its filmed in iceland but its performed in english??

also sportacus is played by the creator of the show

i don’t have anything to say in response to this but i want to reblog it because i love how you said it’s “performed” in english, like it’s shakespeare or something

are you implying that it isn’t

Robbie Rotten is played by a Shakespearean actor

what the fuck. what the fuck did this dude make fuckin edm in a midi program. what the fuck man im losing my mind

When you walk into a club playing this, you know it’s going to be lit.

Someone asked how they did the shots when the puppets had legs and let me tell u,,,, it was real uncomfortable

i agree that Sportacus can definitely be That Guy who’s like “have u tried jogging? :) drink water and eat fruits :)” BUT

he is also a genuinely kind and caring slightly-above-average hero who just wants u to be happy and healthy, and if u told him ur depressed and don’t even have the energy to clean ur home or remember to eat, much less jump around and run, he’d be genuinely understanding. in fact he’d probably help u tidy up and cook u a healthy meal and then check up on u regularly and once in a while probably invite u out so u could move a little, even if it’s just a short walk. Sportacus wants to help you he doesn’t wanna force u to do something u can’t. he’ll be ur Emotional Support Elf if that’s what u need.

sportacus cooks for robbie one (1) time and he uses one of those mom recipes that hides ten types of vegetables in meatballs, and robbie finds out after he’s eaten it because sportacus looked up the recipe on robbie’s computer and doesn’t know how to erase a browser history and robbie won’t talk to him for two weeks straight

Lazytown + Textposts

Rest in Peace, Stefan, thank you for all the laughs <3

you know what they say….. a btich can never have too much fruit