i just want to mow hay

Gay rights...

theres a maze at the middle of the archives

helen:

the distortion, the spiral…………the helen

go crazy. go stupid. that’s the power of Home Depot

Despite being the MOST easily spooked, I’ve really been enjoying the magnus podcast lately, so here’s some extradimensional friends

[ID: two digital art pieces. The first is of Michael, a tanned man with long blond hair, blowing around his head. His eyes are yellow and he is wearing a black shirt with yellow blazer. His hands are too large and end in sharp claw-like fingers, mid-clap and he is saying, “That was (underlined) Very stupid.” The background is white with a black of black cut into a spiral laid over with various red “Ha”s

The second is of Helen, a woman with dark brown skin and long brown hair flowing around her. Her eyes are yellow, her hands too large and nervously crossed in front of her as she is saying, “But I will help you leave. She is wearing a striped gray jacket over her shoulders and a white collared shirt. The background is white with a solid block of mustard. /end ID]

i love helenie because the distortion went from existence is a prison and identity is agony to sup you nerd in the span of six months because it hung around the angriest person in the room and thats Important To Me you know what i mean

we haven’t seen helen in a while so i assume she’s just running a successful real estate business and having a good time

turns out she’s just chilling in the archive but either way I hope she’s having a good time

Title: Floating cuboid

Technique: Drawing with pencil on printed Blender frames (16 Frames)

ironically helen is one of the only tma characters i have a Very Strong mental image for that wasn’t influenced by other people’s art

i realize she probably still wasn’t wearing her real estate agent suit when she got eaten by michael’s corridors the second, but i picture her almost exclusively in suits (yellow, patterned, hard to look at for too long) so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

come into her corridors, it’ll be fine

[ID: a drawing of helen richardson. she’s a black woman with natural hair, wearing a suit with a skirt. she has a knowing expression and a slight smirk. the scleras of her eyes are dark. she’s standing in a doorway, and the one hand visible curling around the door is distorted and has too many joints in the fingers. /end ID]

Helen says spiral tights

Knife wives, Helen & Melanie 🌀🔪

Headcanon that Helen used to wear sensible, business casual clothing and after becoming the Distortion all she wears are disgustingly bright 80s pantsuits.