i just want to mow hay

Sweaty dyke sex is the new Ibuprofen

I regret to inform you all that in tragic twist of irony I pulled a muscle during the act and now need actual ibuprofen

sweet mother i cannot weave. slender aphrodite has overcome me with carpal tunnel

two monumental events to be forever remembered on this day of june 2nd

Death Grips is online

update: the concert has happened and someone posted a livestream, saving the subreddit. however

there is no easter bunny. there is no tooth fairy. and there is no python script to ban everyone from /r/deathgrips

they de-dyked Sabine for Ahsoka btw. this show is gonna be so bad

last time we saw her she was brown and with a dyed buzzcut. this looks like that one tweet going this is the butchest gay twitter can handle before losing their mind

WE KNOW WHY

one of my other favorite coworkers got fired for stealing from the cash register 😔 bring her back she did nothing wrong!!

the money was cold and lonely it wanted to be in a warm pocket sooooo bad

touga 🌹 ohtori academy ⛪️ feminist 😍 totally normal boy 🧍🏻⭐️

a splinter in god's numb palm

Job description: Fulfill community needs on an individual level in a fun, all-inclusive environment!

Job title: Omelas dungeon kid

:(

so you’re telling me the impala discourse is not about giving dean a carsona in the cars cinematic universe

guys stop ur making deanpala cry

So I saw some comments suggesting making Castiel as his 1978 Lincoln Continental Mark V, so I went ahead with it, and then I was like “why not add it into the poster” and then I said, “why not make some Deanpala fanart to go with it” and then it just got carried away and adding a logo, and uh here it is. Midway through drawing this, my partner caught me. I didn’t realize he’d come up behind me until he said “that’s cute” and my face turned hot and i yelled “DO NOT PERCIEVE ME!”

I wish i’d been drawing porn, tbh

david harbour black widow karl marx knuckle tats

the david harbour black widow karl marx knuckle tats ARE real and CAN hurt you

GET THEE FUCK BACK BONE MARROW DEMON

me, with a gun to a mangakas head as their about to design a character: fucking go, designn a 50 year old woman i dare u 

them, hands shaking:  

me, tears streaming down my face as i pull the trigger: not like that