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Utena Tenjou punches the stone ground so hard that her fist breaks, and drags her broken body to the heart of the world. She bleeds pure love, and the mechanism cannot bear it.

- Revolutionary Girl Utena (1997) // The Palace Perspective: Nanami Kiryuu at the Heart of the World

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trvthnvker

new lows of libposting are upon us

Listen to me. Fucking listen to me. *hits you* Trump is going to drone strike Portland. You have to live to vote another day. I fucking love you so much.

*fucks you so hard you can't think* We have to flip the House in 2026. You have to live.

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i keep on angstily daydreaming about an AU where palpatine is outed as a sith by chance, but no other evidence of his wrongdoing (ie orchestrating the war, clone chips) is unearthed - so he’s asked to resign from the senate but otherwise retains his freedom and the privileges of being a very wealthy and well-connected man in the galaxy. the jedi suspect what he’s done and are trying to prove it, but can’t. and just him being a sith isn’t enough for them to justify detaining or killing him, it’s technically not illegal if they can’t prove any other wrongdoing. meanwhile anakin is stuck in the middle and palpatine is emotionally torturing him and using him as a vehicle to thwart the jedi while continuing to orchestrate the war via his contacts & masquerading as an unfairly maligned innocent guy who just happens to be an ‘unconventional’ force user. he’s really trying his hardest to stir anti-jedi sentiment and build consensus for public acceptance of the dark side while twisting any arguments from the jedi into suppression of his freedom of speech and the freedom to practice his religion. idk how i picture this ending, there are a few directions it could go in. my faves will no doubt all involve anakin getting deep fried

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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

may be important to note that she also asked jokingly if the tennis scene served as an inspiration for Challengers (2024). this woman is tapped into modes of fujoshism i didnt even know were possible

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spoonbenders

in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

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yeeclaw
Your disabled friend isn’t exactly thrilled about the idea of getting whatever horrible lurgy you’ve reassured them isn’t Covid, it has been revealed.

Please click this, it’s so good

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kitstacean

not to derail, I'm not disabled and I ALSO don't want your not-covid or COVID illnesses

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