Cheloneuniverse

mom lalonde and june egbert smoke a joint together for homestucks birthday

happy birthday homestuck. you are a comic that changed my life! thank you for playing.

Ever wanted to meet your younger self?

So this is tooootally how their first convo from Kk’s perspective went riiiighttt?? Definitely.

sisters supporting each other is good

so this is basically what they’re up to these days, right?

rose hates takeout and delivery because she couldnt cook much as a kid and her mother would never cook, but her mom left her a credit card and a bunch of chinese delivery pamphlets in the small end drawer in the kitchen. there were about 3 places that were willing to drive all the way out in the middle of fuck nowhere to their house but sometimes they refused to pull up the rest of the driveway because there was no turnaround, so little Rose would have to walk out in the rain and try to balance the bag of several leaky styrofoam containers while tipping him whatever cash they had laying around the house. Rose found out they’re more willing to come when you drop 50’s

Jade however, relishes in the novelty of having someone else cook for you, she wants to go out to eat at every restaurant and has a screenshot of the map of her local area and she crosses off every food place as she goes to them and talks the ear off the waiter for the first few months of Living In A Society, she sends that joker We live in a society meme but over a stock photo of a golden retriever puppy in the group chat every time someone asks why she wants to go out for the 3rd time today. there’s a whole big world out there of mediocre food and weird smelling public bathrooms and shes gonna fucking see them all

June, who grew up with Specifically Too Much Food as a symbol of her Dad’s love, talking to her 3 best friends with massive food insecurity issues:

the kids

this is one of the best egbert dialogues ever written

day 20000 of making EGGbert jokes. She’ll figure out one day

Is never not going to be funny how June likes Karkat so much

Thats her favorite guy right there

It's called timing Dave, look it up. (Individual Slides Under The Cut)

For all the moments I feel down on my writing abilities, I remember wrote this

And I think. Maybe I'm okay at this